The Ministry of Malcontent.(is what it is)

[Lovers Never Tell]

that's laughable.

[Decepticon Mule]

Lovers Never Tell

that's laughable.

Still going?

Hmmm....

I have an idea.

[Altaforte]

Only bible rocket noticed that I've arrested everyone on the previous page.


I must be a failure as a police officer.

[Zero is an Integer]

Altaforte

Only bible rocket noticed that I've arrested everyone on the previous page.


I must be a failure as a police officer.

Must be.


Also:

Lovers Never Tell, has been perma-banned, from the Ministry.

Go, me.

[He Has No First Name]

Now, now. I wasn't even talking to you. But have it your way. You always must.

I noticed it Altaforte

[Aphrodite f l y t r a p]

Decepticon Mule

Aphrodite f l y t r a p

Decepticon Mule

Stop whining.
...shut the hell up about it. I'm sick of this s**t.

THERE'S the common sense we've been looking for.

Sorry. I just have an issue with people talking s**t to me in my own house.

heart

At least you got sense.
mrgreen
Hail Eris.

[Zero is an Integer]

I got lots of sense.

Enough sense to ban the mule, as well.

[bible rocket]

Altaforte

You're all under arrest.

i'm actually slightly intoxicated.
i just noticed this now. lol

[The Deuteragonist]

zero the last decepticon

I got lots of sense.

Enough sense to ban the mule, as well.

I kind of wish you didn't do that. I see that it was a necessary precaution in order to stop the shitstirring, but I've read her poetry enough to say that she does have potential contributions to this place.

I hope you can settle this.

@Altaforte: Arrest me? You can't even catch me, woman. rofl

[Altaforte]

Fine. I'm gonna post some blank verse here, just as a diversion.
(Ha ha, now you know who I really am.)
The Lost Spelunkers

This place, in not having been made for men,
was made for them. The lack of light, the chill
of subterranean rapids, and the stench
of guano-coated walls suggested something
inside was drawing all life to itself.

So they, like stars sucked by a black hole born
upon a supernova's death, descended
into what their lives had revolved around:
the gravity from which all things were born.
Oh, how they scorched their path with youthful vigor!
But they were washed out by the Jordan running
amidst the filth, and carried to the border
between where all is born and where all dies.

They were too little men--too little to
resist the vacuous darkness blanketing
their backs and singing lullabies--too little
to burn as to expand and detonate
with force enough that their demise should birth
a void like that which drew them to their deaths.

Instead, they were compacted into white dwarfs:
so cold, so pale, so tiny yet so heavy.


@Elixir-11:

You always manage to disappear everytime I get here! stressed

But I will catch you. Someday, somehow.



Because I'm gonna be a Pokémon master!

[Zero is an Integer]

Elixir-11

zero the last decepticon

I got lots of sense.

Enough sense to ban the mule, as well.

I kind of wish you didn't do that. I see that it was a necessary precaution in order to stop the shitstirring, but I've read her poetry enough to say that she does have potential contributions to this place.

I hope you can settle this.

We'll see.

For the time being, I'm just killing the noise.

All will be well, man.

[The Deuteragonist]

zero the last decepticon

Elixir-11

zero the last decepticon

I got lots of sense.

Enough sense to ban the mule, as well.

I kind of wish you didn't do that. I see that it was a necessary precaution in order to stop the shitstirring, but I've read her poetry enough to say that she does have potential contributions to this place.

I hope you can settle this.

We'll see.

For the time being, I'm just killing the noise.

All will be well, man.

I hope.


This is one of the few threads that I have somewhat attached myself to; I don't want it falling apart on me.


@Altaforte: You'll never catch me. Not even with a million Master Balls.

[Zero is an Integer]

Elixir-11

This is one of the few threads that I have somewhat attached myself to; I don't want it falling apart on me.

Sounds reasonable enough.

[bible rocket]

why's everyone fighting?

[The Teekaa]

Love POem by Teekaa

The skies are so lovely and blue today,
and i'm holding your hand.
kiss meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


meeeeeeee kisss mee me me me me Kiss ME. biggrin

I want to put a bunch of roses in a blender
and then pour them over you, in liquid form
it would be so lovelyyyyy

and then i'll fall asleep in your embrace
and we could kiss in our dreams
and then we could go shopping
at a target.

and you would buy me cigarettesssss
and then we'd throw them away (cause smoking is really really reaaaalllly bad for you)
and wow. kissss MEEEEE!!!!!

what do you guys think? biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

can I hang out here? heart