Naofa Racht
Dangerous Darling
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(Now with more art!)
Good day, wayward soul. You've made it to the Fortress of Evi-- I mean, the hunting fields, at last. Here to wallow in misery and despair? To hunt eggs? That's fine, but do it away from me. I have a sensitive disposition. Oh, or did you come for the free art? That's a different matter. When groveling for free art, you would do well to remember the --
Rules:
♠ If you want freebies, grovel, then stay to chat - the butler, Mister Jeno, will see to your comfort
♥ No arguments are permitted in my fortress
♣ Do sample the chef's calamari (before it samples you)
♦ Despite being evil, we are well mannered and civilized - do not be overly rude or lewd
♠ Do not harass the staff (Much, anyway...)
♥ Bribery will get you everywhere, and tips for freebies are appreciated.
Things I will not draw:
♣ Anthros/Animals
♦ Nudity (Lingerie is okay)
♠ Clutter
♥ Backgrounds
♣ Fan Art and OCs
♦ Couples
Sadly, I cannot guarantee I will draw everyone who grovels, nor will I guarantee consistency of quality. Evil hands do not always obey even their master.
Even if you are on this list of things I will not draw, never fear. Should you be loyal enough to remain in this thread and helping me further my evil regime with chatty bumps, Jeno will perhaps draw a stick figure of you in consolation for your regrettably undrawable avatar.
♠ - ♥ - ♣ - ♦
Oh, and mind the Hatchlings. They're hungry.
