Official proclamation of Diedrich opposition!

[Darth Daddicus]

I normally don't involve myself in petty interplanetary politics, but your current President left me no choice when he made this visit to my Temple:

















Diedrich has never supplied proof of his eligibility to run for president of Gaia. That is, of course, unless the planet Gaia does not have the same rules and regulations as does the country of the United States of America wherein the only ones allowed to run for president there have to show proof of birth on that particular piece of land on the planet, Earth. If that is the case, then I, myself, am personally (rather redundant, no? already a political speaker) will run against Diedrich!

I am opposed to Healths, as my opponent seems to be for them! The less healths we have, the more the stronger of us can have their stuff!

As far as taxes go; if I want to take some gold from you, I just will! (By way of Booty Grab, of course!) I am an evil Sith and will do as I please! You will cringe before my awesome might!

For national security; You have nothing to fear from external enemies as long as your internal enemy continues to oppress and enslave you! Problem solved!

On the Social Issues: Until I complete the full installation of cameras inside the privacy of your own homes, I will merely send my ARMY OF DARTHNESS!! to batter down your doors and either give me a rating of "Hey man, you got to see this!" or "Eeeeuuuuuuwwwgghh! Dude, you do NOT want to see this!"

As an evil Sith emperor, I vow to cut through the red tape of policies and create a new totally non-partisan government of which we can all be proud! No more arguing, no more filibustering! Just one decision and any who oppose will be struck down without mercy!

The Supreme Bigtime Hypercourt obviously has upholstery filler for brains, so there is no reason to recognize their power or authority.

I am quite "soft" on arson. I believe a good cleansing by fire is appropriate at times to remove the stench of failure.

The tortoise parade has been a soothing attraction to both tourists and residents alike and will remain in effect for all of eternity!

I am quite tough on crud!

Clearly, I am the obvious choice for this year's election! Diedrich will bow before me!

[philopannox]

finally, the peoples' candidate

[Veniel]

Sorry, I'm racist against everything that isn't human.

[Darth Verum Interius]

Eocene

Sorry, I'm racist against everything that isn't human.

That's "speciest" then. However, I want you to consider that if and when Darth Daddicus is assassinated, I will take his place. So, don't think of it as a vote for him. Think of it as a death sentence for him and a vote for me!

[Veniel]

Evil Sith VP Candidate

Eocene

Sorry, I'm racist against everything that isn't human.

That's "speciest" then. However, I want you to consider that if and when Darth Daddicus is assassinated, I will take his place. So, don't think of it as a vote for him. Think of it as a death sentence for him and a vote for me!

I don't like your tone and I don't like pumpkins.

[Gustaff-Z]

Interesting. Did you know that my creator is a mayor and he has some of his own policies that he would like to try to enact for the good of Gaia? Would you be interested in hearing what he has came up with?

[[_Legato_]]

Diedrich 4 prez 4 eva

[Darth Daddicus]

Gustaff-Z

Interesting. Did you know that my creator is a mayor and he has some of his own policies that he would like to try to enact for the good of Gaia? Would you be interested in hearing what he has came up with?

I am willing to listen to blah blah blah from all sources as long as it doesn't interfere with my daily backrub schedule.

[Eva The Great]

[_Legato_]

Diedrich 4 prez 4 eva

Um, no thanks. I'm actually voting for Darth Daddicus this go around.

[Gustaff-Z]

Darth Daddicus

I am willing to listen to blah blah blah from all sources as long as it doesn't interfere with my daily backrub schedule.

It shouldn't as there are only three major issues that he has been pushing. Of course, being a mayor means that he doesn't have the authority or the power for that matter to enact any of these things but, he hopes someone will pick them up.

First, tax reform. He believes that a universal 3% tax should be enacted for all gold transactions including trading as a lot of people use the trading loophole to ignore taxes and in the long run its not helping us fight inflation which is a big issue that we face today.

Second, being the creator of me and everything. He believes that robots should be on equal grounds to anyone else. You might actually be unaware of this but, most robots aren't allowed to be used for any combat purposes. (Notice how I put down most, there are some exceptions.) He believes that robots should be allowed to be made, used and altered for any purpose necessary.

Then finally, one that I'm sure most people will be in support of, adjusting the gold give out rates for older games. It goes to no surprise that some games like Word Bump, Pinball and Jigsaw's gold give out rates are... less than desirable. This meaning that he believes that if the rates were increased then more people would be playing these games. (Of course they should be increased too much.)

[DD-SCRAPS]

Gustaff-Z

Darth Daddicus

I am willing to listen to blah blah blah from all sources as long as it doesn't interfere with my daily backrub schedule.

It shouldn't as there are only three major issues that he has been pushing. Of course, being a mayor means that he doesn't have the authority or the power for that matter to enact any of these things but, he hopes someone will pick them up.

First, tax reform. He believes that a universal 3% tax should be enacted for all gold transactions including trading as a lot of people use the trading loophole to ignore taxes and in the long run its not helping us fight inflation which is a big issue that we face today.

Second, being the creator of me and everything. He believes that robots should be on equal grounds to anyone else. You might actually be unaware of this but, most robots aren't allowed to be used for any combat purposes. (Notice how I put down most, there are some exceptions.) He believes that robots should be allowed to be made, used and altered for any purpose necessary.

Then finally, one that I'm sure most people will be in support of, adjusting the gold give out rates for older games. It goes to no surprise that some games like Word Bump, Pinball and Jigsaw's gold give out rates are... less than desirable. This meaning that he believes that if the rates were increased then more people would be playing these games. (Of course they should be increased too much.)

Allow me to field this question for my meatbag maker, as it contains a question close to my emotional processing circuits. *Brzzzt!*
As far as taxes go, I know that if there were any way the maker could squeeze more gold out of the population, he certainly would be for it.
As far as the current legislation concerning robots is concerned, the maker has already worked around this particular legislation by *Brzzzt!* referring to all of his robots as "droids" and has given them a place in his Temple where they can hone their skills in battle against the insignificant meatbags of this planet under the guise of training the meatbags for his army. You and I both know the biologicals are easily fooled and manipulated into these traps. *Brzzzt!* Currently, the master does this in the privacy of his own Temple, but as soon as he is elected, he will obliterate all restrictions on what robots can and can not be built for.
The gold payout for the older games is not currently on the maker's agenda as he feels the populous of this planet will be too busy building the weapons and transportation necessary for his eventual goal of galactic domination *Brzzzt!* to be concerning themselves with idleness. However, he believes a well-trained army is worth every gold piece invested, so he would most likely alter the games thusly; Word Bump would be composed of Evil Sith propaganda which will further the indoctrination of the soldiers. The pinball in Pinball would be replaced with a *Brzzzt!* timed thermal detonator to make that game more of a challenge. Jigsaw would be turned into a game designed to teach young people how to assemble weaponry and *Brzzzt!* machines. Booty Grab should be a more aggressive, hands-on game where the participants are forced to wrench every last drop of gold from the fish, if they can!

[Gustaff-Z]

DD-SCRAPS

Allow me to field this question for my meatbag maker, as it contains a question close to my emotional processing circuits. *Brzzzt!*
As far as taxes go, I know that if there were any way the maker could squeeze more gold out of the population, he certainly would be for it.
As far as the current legislation concerning robots is concerned, the maker has already worked around this particular legislation by *Brzzzt!* referring to all of his robots as "droids" and has given them a place in his Temple where they can hone their skills in battle against the insignificant meatbags of this planet under the guise of training the meatbags for his army. You and I both know the biologicals are easily fooled and manipulated into these traps. *Brzzzt!* Currently, the master does this in the privacy of his own Temple, but as soon as he is elected, he will obliterate all restrictions on what robots can and can not be built for.
The gold payout for the older games is not currently on the maker's agenda as he feels the populous of this planet will be too busy building the weapons and transportation necessary for his eventual goal of galactic domination *Brzzzt!* to be concerning themselves with idleness. However, he believes a well-trained army is worth every gold piece invested, so he would most likely alter the games thusly; Word Bump would be composed of Evil Sith propaganda which will further the indoctrination of the soldiers. The pinball in Pinball would be replaced with a *Brzzzt!* timed thermal detonator to make that game more of a challenge. Jigsaw would be turned into a game designed to teach young people how to assemble weaponry and *Brzzzt!* machines. Booty Grab should be a more aggressive, hands-on game where the participants are forced to wrench every last drop of gold from the fish, if they can!

Well it certainly makes me happy that you are considering the legislation that my creator would like to pass. I'll be sure to check out the temple while I'm at it as well. I wish you luck on your campaign as I really hope it goes well. I don't know how this election will play out exactly but, I hope that my creator at least will be able to get some progress on his plans and promises. Thank you again for reading!

[Neko Nikita Uchiha]

remind me not to eat the lunch ladies cooking for this um month.... *not sure if i want to eat my sith sisters* sweatdrop

[Za-AM1]

It's gonna be an interesting war for the president of Gaia emotion_c8

[Tsubaki The Werewolf]

i kinda find the green bunny annoying so i'll give my vote to drath. emotion_yatta