Professor Mordarm's Mad Charity and Giveaway! (Updated!)

What do you celebrate in April?

Easter.	63.5%	[ 54 ]
Passover.	5.9%	[ 5 ]
Ridvan.	1.2%	[ 1 ]
Other (please mention in a post!)	8.2%	[ 7 ]
New polls are my holiday!	21.2%	[ 18 ]
Total Votes:			[ 85 ]

[Professor Mordarm]

poojuice

Professor Mordarm

poojuice

I'm in your lab.
Messing with your test subjects.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo

*twirls villainous mustache*

Um, excuse me I have a minor question...

Um...I think you got the role backwards. I mess with the subjects, you try to stop me for doing my meddling. rofl

Why does this shirt that you gave me to wear say "Cannon Fodder?" o.O'

Nooo, I meddle with your meddling.
If your obsessive compulsive, you'll go nuts!

The government stops you from learning too much. mad

Um, excuse me I have a minor question...

Your too late on the nuts part.
But you are welcome to try to stop me. twisted

Why does this shirt that you gave me to wear say "Cannon Fodder?" o.O'

[poojuice]

You know, you can make a lot more if you became a scientist for the government.
You don't have to think of theories and whatnot. All you need to do is do what we tell you. That isn't so hard, is it?

Why research on your own, work for your funds.. when you can work with us?
You'll develop a better sense of security. :3


(Being the bad guy is fun. >w>; wink

[Yuji Ikaido]

[Sweet n Leo]

poojuice

You know, you can make a lot more if you became a scientist for the government.
You don't have to think of theories and whatnot. All you need to do is do what we tell you. That isn't so hard, is it?

Why research on your own, work for your funds.. when you can work with us?
You'll develop a better sense of security. :3


(Being the bad guy is fun. >w>; wink

No ethics either wink

[Professor Mordarm]

poojuice

You know, you can make a lot more if you became a scientist for the government.
You don't have to think of theories and whatnot. All you need to do is do what we tell you. That isn't so hard, is it?

Why research on your own, work for your funds.. when you can work with us?
You'll develop a better sense of security. :3


(Being the bad guy is fun. >w>; wink

Um, excuse me I have a minor question...

Sorry, my theories and work are not meant for the government. In fact, most governments want to put me out of work. Something about my theories too dangerous to exist for the common man or some such nonsense.
So I respond in kind with the occasional doomsday device.

Why does this shirt that you gave me to wear say "Cannon Fodder?" o.O'

[poojuice]

Curses! D :<

*waves fist at lab while walking away*

[Sweet n Leo]

Is professor spelt with one F or 2?

LOL, because in the first post, your name in blue is spelt wrong wink

[Professor Mordarm]

White Leo

Is professor spelt with one F or 2?

LOL, because in the first post, your name in blue is spelt wrong wink

Um, excuse me I have a minor question...

Thanks for the correction.
And the donation as well! xd

Why does this shirt that you gave me to wear say "Cannon Fodder?" o.O'

[poojuice]

White Leo

Is professor spelt with one F or 2?

LOL, because in the first post, your name in blue is spelt wrong wink

I think it's two. LOL sorry. xD

Do I know you from somewhere? :3



(Has a change of heart a la Suikoden and decides to join Mordarm in his research)

[poojuice]

For the cure of n00bness! D8<
*dramatic pose*

[Professor Mordarm]

poojuice

For the cure of n00bness! <
*dramatic pose*

Um, excuse me I have a minor question...

Yes, yes. Now stand still while I scan you for organ donat...um...health, health! sweatdrop

Why does this shirt that you gave me to wear say "Cannon Fodder?" o.O'

[poojuice]

Professor Mordarm

poojuice

For the cure of n00bness! <
*dramatic pose*

Um, excuse me I have a minor question...

Yes, yes. Now stand still while I scan you for organ donat...um...health, health! sweatdrop

Why does this shirt that you gave me to wear say "Cannon Fodder?" o.O'

Seriously though. What do assistant researchers have to do?

[poojuice]

For no particular reason, can I know what colors you like best?
One or two will do.

[Professor Mordarm]

poojuice

Professor Mordarm

poojuice

For the cure of n00bness! <
*dramatic pose*

Um, excuse me I have a minor question...

Yes, yes. Now stand still while I scan you for organ donat...um...health, health! sweatdrop

Why does this shirt that you gave me to wear say "Cannon Fodder?" o.O'

Seriously though. What do assistant researchers have to do?

Um, excuse me I have a minor question...

They will help keep the thread alive (and friendly) when they are able to. Also, if they wish, can suggest ideas for research. It is mainly a title in truth, but one with my respect.

Why does this shirt that you gave me to wear say "Cannon Fodder?" o.O'

[Professor Mordarm]

poojuice

For no particular reason, can I know what colors you like best?
One or two will do.

Um, excuse me I have a minor question...

Sky and dark blue are colors I enjoy. smile

Why does this shirt that you gave me to wear say "Cannon Fodder?" o.O'