[Kinky Penguin Charity ] : DEAD! I mean, closed.

[Kinky Penguin]

(Temporary banner <3)
[ Version III ]

Note: A total of 8 million in gold and items have been given out from the KPC <3

Originally created February 24, 2005.

KPC: Version 1, Here.
KPC: Version 2, Here.

PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST DONATIONS (We're totally broke, yo <3)

Important Announcement!

Currently, there have been difficulties regarding the charity's inactiveness lately and owner's decision. Due to this we are "temporarily" closing. Thank you for understanding.

Nudge

Dictionary Meaning -
A gentle push.


KPC "Meaning" -
Aiding someone else by "nudging" them along in a quest or
for other reasons; small donation. -You've been Nudge'ed.-

(I hope you have a map and compass with you.)

1. Find Your Way (Here)
2. [ Third Time's a Charm]
3. [ Things to Remember ]
4. [ Method One: Nudges]
5. [ Method Two: Requests ]
6. [ Method Three: Sponsorship ]
7. [ Nudge'ed Along ]
8. [ Helping Hands ]
9. [ Hit the Jackpot ]
10. [ Cherished Cookies ]
11. [ Buddy List ]
12. [ Korner o' Kinky ]
13. [ Spread the Plague ]
14. [ Exiled ]
15. [ Dear Post of Stuff ]

16. Kinky Penguin aka [ Kya's Nonsense ]
17. [ Anzu's Corner ]
18. [ Nios' Say ]
19. [ Mnemonic Sentiments ]
20. [ JoeJoeBob's Jabberings ]
21. Malignant Spirit
22. [ meangrnmachine's madness ]
23. [Djinni's Dodgy D--? ]
24. Anti-Minty
25. wolvenchild88
26. [ Phenom's Periphary ]
27. [ Krys' Krazyness ]
28. [ Fall's Falling ]
29. [ Soulless' Safe Corner ]
30. destroyerofcute

Reminders

If you have a problem with the way we run things, just go away. I don't have to put up with your crap/bishing/whining.

I'm not responsible for your confusion or lack of sanity.
Have a nice day~

[Kinky Penguin]

(Wannabe Introduction & The Three Methods)

Here we are again, back and fresher than the two versions. I guess we couldn't be kept away from the charity business for too long. Curse that IDD (Impulsive Donation Disorder)! Anyways after receiveing a large gift, I've been given a chance to liquidate it to gold and give it out; free to donate to those I think deserve it, free to do what I want. So why not throw it all into the KPC? Bingo. So whether you hate us or love us, we're back and badder kinkier than before.

Okay so my original method for helping out wasn't keeping me satisified. There were still those who totally ignored the rules and procedure and filled out the fake form anyways because I guess, they're addicting? As well as lazy.

So! I've decided to add the "Three Methods" of donating; you can only pick one way of getting help.

1. Nudges: The main idea of the charity.
It's amazing what you'll get just by chatting to others, especially here. With this method, showing that you are determined to get something, whether newbie or quester or whatever, will get you a better chance at a higher donation. Though a bit more slower than applying for a donation through a form, it's worth the wait, trust me. Postage & communication = love. You can get nudge'ed more than once. There is no set amount of gold-givin'.

2. Requests: Form fillage FTW.
Fulfill the requirements, fill the form, leave, and wa-lah, hopefully a magical trade, right? We'll see who deserves a donation or not. However, once you fill out one of these, you will not be able to apply again. Much, much smaller donation (set amount).

3. Sponsorship: For the more dedicated questers.
We tried this method in the last thread once as a test. I'd like to bring it back and help those who deserve it. In exchange for you linking us (thread and siggy), being here like a regular, and doing some other little small things we may ask you'll get a set amount per week until your quest is completed and your item obtained. However, the item in question must be 1 million and below, you must have a certain percent of an offer for it already, and most of all, I must see dedication. That is very important.

*Posts 4, 5, and 6 will explain more on method procedures.

Since this is not really a normal charity anymore, I will be throwing out the whole "donations" term. Instead, our official word is now "nudge". I feel that the meaning of nudge fits us better than having to donate. We are, after all, pushing someone along the way of their quest or whatever is it they're going for. So that's exactly it, a gentle push. A little help here, a little help there, and wa lah. "Nudge'ed" is born.

Games and contests will be held and art freebies will be given out as well. Almost anything can go here, just remember the rules in the next post. Oh, c'mon, you know you love to read~

[Kinky Penguin]

(The Laws of the Thread; follow or be Blackisted.)

*Chat?

*READ EVERYTHING

*Greed is not welcomed.

*I don't have to donate to you.

*Stetching the page is not allowed.

*Begging others through PM is really rude.

*I'm human with less than half a working brain.

*Gaia's ToS? Yeah, that's a good thing. Live by it.

*Profanity is unecessary so don't express that here.

*Quote towers are to be limited to 4. Including yours.

*Grammar is your friend. Use it to the best of your ability.

*This thread is mine therefore I am the ultimate ruler whilst here.

*Never ever is Kya` to be quoted. Doing so will surely annoy her.

*It's not so hard being friendly to others, so let's get along, okay? Be nice.

*Advertising is rude, unless you want to be link buddies. Then feel free to PM us.

*I have this issue against the " crying " emoticon; if I see it used, things will NOT be pretty.

*You will not inquire about when or if you're getting a nudge. Never. I will ignore you if you do.

*I have the right to report or kick you out of my thread if you're being an arse or begging. I won't be gentle.

*Though patience is a virtue, it's something I never acquired. However, if you're expecting something, you must possess this.

*If and when anyone in the thread happens to be kind enough to donate their pixels, please show appreciation. It's much loved.

And most important of all: DO NOT STEAL/COPY/ALTER ANYTHING FROM THIS THREAD!

[Kinky Penguin]

(So simple and yet so rewarding.)

How does one actually get donated to with this method?
Depending on how often you come around, how much you post, and if you catch my attention (don't do anything drastic and annoying *sweat*), you'll most likely get something. If it seems to me like you're enjoying yourselves, expect a trade coming your way anytime...anywhere. Chatting is the key; take the time to connect with someone. Make a friend or two?

Can I get more than one donation?
Certainly, that's the point of nudge'ing. Just keep coming back often and heck, maybe even become a regular. If I can't give you what you'd like now, I'm sure that by continuing to chill here possessing that determination, I'll send you a little something every now and then to help along, thus you'll be nudge'ed. Of course I'll know if you're getting too greedy and kissing my arse~

And unlike form requesting, there is no set amount.

Basically, I feel people who stick around and take the effort to talk to others deserve more than those who just bump, fill out a form and leave.


So that's it, chat, get noticed, be genuine and get a little something in return.

[Kinky Penguin]

(Forms & Requirements, oh my.)

--> Post the form in the thread. <--

DO NOT:
Ask (or PM) about your application form.
Request more than once.
Try again once you fail. No second chances.
Use mules.
Fill a form out if you do not meet requirements.

YOU CANNOT bump half now, bump the rest later; and then fill out your form. (bumps must be continuous along with the applying) If you come back the next day or several hours later, it will get lost within the pages and you must start over. I am not going to search for your previous bumps.

And lastly, make sure you read the rules~!

Requirements~

Quester must:
-be 2 months or older.
-have 500 posts or more.
-is not questing for more than 5 items.
-have at least 10% towards goal (or main item)
-bump/post 10 times before filling out the form; all numbered (10 posts & then the form. 11 posts total)

And also have an active quest thread that:
-has 15+ pages
-is 7+ days old (1 full week)
-is organized and easy to read.
-has images and/or color.
-has more than 3 posts (for intro, quest stats, info, etc.)
-isn't made in the Chatterbox forum. Must be here in the Charity/Quests.

Quester Form

Gaia Name:
Date Joined:
Current Post Count:
Item Questing (If multiple, list only one):
Quest Thread URL/Banner:
Thread Started On?:
Number of Thread Pages:
Can penguins fly? (Why or why not?):

*Lie or give me something as "my link is in my sig" will cause your form to be ignored.
*The last question is not an essay. Feel free to answer with humor <3

Requirements~

Newbie Must:
-Be under two months old
-Have 100+ posts.
-You must have bumped/posted in this thread 15 times (numbered) before you submit a form. The form should be in a seperate post after your required 15 posts.


*You do not need a quest thread to receive a donation.

Newbie Form

Gaia Name:
Date Joined:
Post Count:
Can penguins fly? (Why or why not?):

[Kinky Penguin]

(Are you dedicated enough?)

NOT ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS

*We will be sponsoring one person at a time by giving the chosen quester a set amount per week until item is obtained.

*Three tryouts at a time (first come basis).

*Waiting period will be about 5 days. I will then decide (based on your actions, quest thread, etc) who will be sponsored.

Requirements/Terms:

- Be questing for one item that is valued under 1 million but over 50k.

- Be at least 3 months old.

- Is fairly active and have more than 500 posts.

- Must possess good grammar skills (no chatspeak).

- Have a creative quest thread (impressive with images and colors and postage).

- Quest thread must be at least 25 pages and 2 weeks old (full 14 days)

- Have at least 25% for items between 400,000g-1,000,000g. Or 15% for items between 50,000g-399,000g.

- Must have KPC banner/link in signature and in quest thread until quest is finished.

- Will post and chat (almost like a regular) in the thread at least 4 days out of the week. May also bump.

- Will not be lazy and completely rely on other's donations! I want to see that you're trying to make progress on your own.

--> If you fulfill all requirements and are willing to dedicate your time and agree to rules/terms, please follow this procedure: <--

Bump/post 20 times (numbered).
Fill out the form.
Be patient.
Bump/post here (increases your chances at being chosen).

Be honest.

Sponsorship Form

Gaia name:
Nickname?:
Join date:
Current post count:
Quest thread link/banner:
Quest thread started on:
Current thread pages:
What are you questing for?:
Progress so far:
How long have you been questing for item?:
Why do you want it?:
How dedicated do you think you are?:

Person Being Sponsored

None.

People that are being considered:

Currently not accepting forms at this time.

Over

Name: Crimson_Candies aka Crimmy
Quest Thread: Crimsons Contests and Quest Thread
Goal: Angelic Pendant
Progress: 185,000g out of 215,000g
Donation Per Week: 20,000g every Monday
Date Started: May 08th.


Total Amount Donated: 90,000g

[Kinky Penguin]

(Those we gave a little something to)

Most of these people have been nudge'ed more than once.

Berkita
JoeJoeBob
ChestyMorgan
Stormstunner
Johnny_The_Sociopath
Rydia Mist
Cold Embrace
[.anti-pink.]
halftomboy100
chibi_totoro
muffinswillrapeyourbarbie
cclachick
Toxic Quiddity
Zanam Djinn
anzu22
meangrnmachine
[+Sassie.Cassie+]
Ynori
~(0.o.Freya.o.0)~
lovely_koorime
[Kiss.Me] [Im.Contagious]
Duckweed
Jesmond
[ x. Hiroshi .x ]
x MissPurple x
Ephemeral Addiction
Malice in Dead Autumn
[.Emoshunz.]


Over a million has been given out so far.





SeRpEnTdesEtOiLe
-=Naida_ Nymph=-
shoxiu






None yet~






Contest/game prizes not included.

Please look in previous versions of the KPC for older donations given out.

[Kinky Penguin]

( Donations received from other generous Gaians)

Phenom` ~ 140,000g, Deluxe Yellow Daffodil - Yellow Bouquet with Yellow Ribbon, Deluxe Blue Daffodil - Blue Bouquet with Blue Ribbon.

[ Laquitia ] ~ Dirty Crumpled Newspaper x3, Crumpled Newspaper x6, Crumpled Newsprint x1, Crumpled Blue Construction Paper x1, Crumpled Green Construction Paper x5, Crumpled Paper Bag x6, Crumpled Xerox Paper Goldenrod x1, Crumpled Xerox Paper White x9, Cricket x14, Cicada x27, Grasshopper x6, Red Fly x2; Blue Beetle x1, Red Beetle x1, Red Butterfly x4, Yellow Butterfly x8, Blue Butterfly x3, Blue Dragonfly x2, Fire Fly x2, Pink Daffodil x3, Yellow Daffodil x1, Pink Carnation x4, Purple Daisies x1, Single Purple Dasiy - Bouquet, Black Stockins, SLIK Shoes, Hockey Mas, Checkerboard Wall Tile.

chenya ~ Blue Beetle x14, Red Beetle x9, Cricket x20, Grasshopper x14, Cicada x75, Red Fly x9, Red Butterfly x27, Red Dragonfly x12, Green Dragonfly x25, Blue Dragonfly x18, Yellow Daffodil x52, Sunflower x4, Blue Daisy x21, White Carnation x54, Blue Carnation x11, Crumpled Newsprint x47, Crumpled Newspaper x41, Crumpled Xerox Paper Goldenrod x29, Crumpled Xerox Paper White x45, Old Crumpled Newspaper x23, Dirty Crumpled Newspaper x38, Crumpled Xerox Paper Blue x29, Crumpled Blue Construction Paper x31, Crumpled Paper Bag x48.

Butterfly Dream - 80g

Jameta ~ Blue Paper Cat Band x8, Blue Paper Spiky Hat x4.

Duckweed ~ 40g, Easter Bunny Shirt x3, Bunny Tail, Easter 2k6 Bunny Tie, Single Sunflower - Bouquet.

nabeshin#55 ~ Reindeer Slippers.

Please look in previous versions of the KPC for older donations to us.

[Kinky Penguin]

( Attempts to make us more "exciting"? Win stuff from us!)

March 2006:
Freebie Event - Completed
100th Page Event - Completed
200th Page Event - Completed
Page 300 - Completed
Mini Haiku Event - Completed
9-Liner Haiku Event - Completed
400th Page Event - Completed
500th Page Event - Completed
Onward to the 1,000th Page Bumping Contest Started
Page 600 - Completed
Page 700 - Completed
Page 800 - Completed
Page 900 - Completed
Onward to the 1,000th Page Bumping Contest Ended - Completed
1,100th Page Event - Completed

April 2006:
April Fool's Event - Completed
1,200th Page Event - Completed
1,300 Page Event - Completed
Random Poem Contest -Completed
1,400th Page Event - Completed
Page 1,500 - Completed
Onward to Page 2,000 Bumping Contest Started
Page 1,600 - Completed
Page 1,700 - Completed
Page 1,800 - Completed
Page 1,900 - Completed
Page 2,000 - Completed
Onward to the 2,000th Page Bumping Contest Ended - Completed
Page 2,100 - Completed
Page 2,200 - Completed
Page 2,300 - Completed
Page 2,400 - Completed
Page 2,500 - Completed
Page 2,600 - Completed
Page 2,700 - Completed
Gaia Anniversary Giveaway Celebration - Started
2,800th Page Event - Completed
2,900th Page Event - Completed
3,000th Page Event - Completed
Page 3,100 - Completed
Page 3,200 - Completed
Page 3,300 - Completed
Gaia Anniversary Giveaway Celebration - Ended
Page 3,400 - Completed
Page 3,500 - Completed
Page 3,600 - Completed
3,700th Page Event - Completed
Page 3,800 - Completed

May 2006:
3,900th Page Event - Completed
4,000th Page Event - Completed
4,100th Page Event - COmpleted
Page 4,200 - Completed
4,300th Page Event - Completed

Current Event

None yet~

Onward to Page 2,000 Bumping Contest

The person with the highest count of numbered bumps/posts by page 2,000 win set prizes.

[ The 2,000th Page Bumping Contest Winners ]

1st Place - Zanam Djinn with 1,122 bumps won 150,000g
2nd Place - Clausey with 1,111 bumps won 100,000g
3rd Place - [.anti-pink.] with 552 bumps won 40,000g
4th Place - Duckweed with 508 bumps won 20,000g
5th Place - mrscheeze1 with 320 bumps won 10,000g

As a participation prize, I will awarding those who bumped 100+ and below 320 with 2,000g each.

Maiku Wotaharu
Jesmond
Evil Monkey Kyu
Freak....Face
'sawa
[Kiss.Me] [Im.Contagious]
meangrnmachine
Icytear
Kawaii Kokezaru
x MissPurple x


Congratulations to those who've won and thank you all very much for joining this little contest <3~

Page 2,800th Page Event

For posting on page 2,800, 1k to everybody.

Shigaiko
Clausey
[4U20NA]

Page 2,900th Page Event

For posting on page, people got 1 ticket each~

meangrmachine
.Sweet Simplicity.
Evil Monkey Kyu
Soulless Fool
x MissPurple x

Gaia Anniversary Giveaway Celebration

Free events held in celebration of Kya's second Gaia Anniversary.

Mini Event #1: Randomize For Da Prize!
Soulless Fool (7) - 17, 37, 24, 3, 40, 9, 75 = 4.5k + EWT
Zanam Djinn (9) - 69, 60, 43, 52, 48, 18, 2, 33, 1 = 11.5k + EWT x2
Ephemeral Addiction (15) - 4, 39, 71, 63, 41, 20, 49, 50, 5, 53, 44, 22, 51, 57, 35 = 10k + EWT x2, BMG x1
anzu22 (3) - 47, 74, 42 - 3k
meangrnmachine (7) - 70, 10, 58 , 55, 62, 13, 12 = 7.5k + EWT x1
Kawaii Kokezaru (11) - 15, 21, 56, 54, 61, 36, 30, 65, 7, 28, 59 = 5k + EWT x2 + BMG x2
[ X_Bleeding Roses_X ] (2) - 14, 16 = 500g + BMG
.Sweet Simplicity. (1) - 68 = 1k
Duckweed (4) - 11, 27, 38, 64 = EWT x1 + BMG x2 + 1k.
Shigaiko (5) - 66, 31, 25, 26, 59 = 5k + BlueMG x1
x MissPurple x (1) - 29 = Sealed Envelope
Phenom` (1) - 34 = EWT
~(0.o.Freya.o.0)~ (1) - 19 = 500g
Evil Monkey Kyu (1) - 6 = 500g


Mini Event #2: Bammi Hat Lotto
Winner is Clausey with number 267.

Mini Event #3: Mini Bumping Contest
First Place - 10,000g, meangrnmachine with 1,082.
Runner up - 3,000g Shigaiko with 704.

Mini Event #4: 2k for Me?
Page 3,250 - Clausey - 2k
Page 3,260 - MynameisAlexsostfuXD - 2k
Page 3,270 - [Chibi_Kitsune] - 2k
Page 3,280 - XoXo_Kate_Storm_XoXo - 2k
Page 3,290 - Clausey - 2k
Page 3,300 - meangrnmachine - 2k
Page 3,310 - JojeJoeBob - 2k
Page 3,320 - Clausey - 2k
Page 3,330 - meangrnmachine - 2k

Mini Event #5: Roll it!
Kawaii Kokezaru - 2k
Evil Monkey Kyu - 2k
MynameisAlexsostfuXD - 2k
XoXo_Kate_Storm_XoXo - 4k
Ephemeral Addiction - 2k
anzu22 - 2k

3,000th Page Event

Special Giveaway generously hosted by Soulless Fool and Clausey.

1st Poster: Kawaii Kokezaru - 141 Tickets
3rd Poster: MynameisAlexsostfuXD - Thank You Letter for April 2006
8th Poster: Mrs Clause - 5k
10th Poster: [.anti-pink.] - 75k
13th Poster: anzu22 - 5k
15th Poster: dead_monkey - Angelic Camisole

And the KPC won 60k from Clausey for answering a riddle.

3,700th Page Event

For those who post on page 3,700:

3rd Poster - 3,000g .Sweet Simplicty.
7th Poster - 7,000g Soulless Fool
13th Poster - 13,000g Evil Monkey Kyu

Person cannot win more than once.
No mules.

3,900th Page Event

Page 3,900:

10,000g to Krystalinn.

4,000th Page Event

For those who post on page 4,000:

1st - 1k solitarycross
2nd - 2k Zanam Djinn
3rd - 3k Rydia Mist
6th - 6k [.Emoshunz.]
13th - 13k elfmoogle

Person cannot win more than once.
No mules.

4,100th Page Event

Everyone who posts on this page will win 2,000g each.

Crimson_Candies
lazypando
x.XNameleszX.x

One prizer per winner.
No mules.

4,300th Page Event

For those who post on the 4,300th page:

5th Poster - 5,000g Renshina
6th Poster - 3,000g lazypando


One prize per winner.
No mules.

Due to space, older events taken place have been moved to Kinky Penguin's Journal for public view.

[Kinky Penguin]

(Lovely artistic creations we have been given or bought)

"Kinky Penguin Charity kicks a**."
The Demonic Dork


Kyugirl


Wonderland , Unknown , Kyahope , Unknown? , Krystalinn , ShanDurRah

Raach

Note: Please click on each thumbnail (not actual size) to see the image in full form.

[.~.Kitty.Kat.~.] , Soulless Fool , Ukn0wn User , '~fallen_star~'

neomanga , Random Error Message , Reyna224 , _Arumi_Asahina_ , [Silver]

XStraightEdgeX , X_nedra , Wittetijger , Unknown? , UsagiDesu

Sweeble , Starxxlight , Soulless Fool , Sir. Greeny , Sir. Greeny

Sillicia , samira_kerokero , -Red-lil-Devil- , o.O-Life Like-O.o , Lady_Rikku

Lady_Hitokiri , imaginary_friend , Emo Nerd , Elthane , Elthane

Deadly Lullaby , CLASHx , cats_are_cool , -Candide- , anzu22

anzu22 , Alice_bunny , Aeryn_Rose , [Fall] , dyslexic I am

[Kinky Penguin]

(Links to our Affliates)

Note: If you'd like to link buddies, please PM Kinky Penguin with the code.




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:Charities:









:Shops:






:Misc.:

[Kinky Penguin]

(Random things...'nuff said)

Done by Kyahope & Terah Iya Shi-Ku

Fundage Plans

Art for You?: Sometime, soon, I will be taking commissions to support the KPC. It's not something I'm fond of doing but unfortunately, it's one of the few things I am capable of. At least I hope it works *slacker*

[Kinky Penguin]

(Linkage to Us)

Made by The_Phenom.

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[Kinky Penguin]

(Blacklist; you totally screwed up, yo.)

:The Morons Who Can't Read:
Most of these have been carried over from
the previous threads; On KP's Ignored List.

blighton
emeraldisles
luv_my_issues
Dark_Scorpio
shanghaiknight123
theGrim18
ll Dreams ll
Money Man Seven
Elfinzu
Garuganto
Xelloss the king
azn-ghetto-boi
Jen140
kikyo823
Death Dark Star
Grumpy_Guy
Trowa202
The_princess_Liz
Sorakain
shino_x
Mustuu

[Kinky Penguin]

(Updates. Who actually reads this?)

Yeah, okay, screw this. I'm not capable of keeping a "diary thing". Failed post~


3:16 : I think I pretty much finished the the main content of the thread. All we need is some graphics but at the moment, the way it is shall do. So, we're opened?

3-15 : Lazed about, thinking of ideas for misc. things.

3-14-06 : Um, tweaking and adding more to the layout. Colors have been changed for a "new look" Bye, bye my old friend blue ;__; Just need final graphics to replace titles.

3-10 thru 3-13 : Forgot what happened during this period of time. *shot*

3-9-06 : Decided to reserve a thread and slowly fix it up along the way.