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                    NEW 2015 THREAD GO HERE NOW ILY BYE







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                    | | | | | | |We are not handing out donations

                    | | | | | | | | | | | | | |We are always happy you visited

                    | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |We are saying our farewells

                    | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |We are not holding any more contests

                    | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |We are best remembered as a loving place

                    | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |We are sad too see it go

                    Concept by [Ja.Lo.Yo.Lo.Ti.]

                    | | | | | | |Coding by [Ja.Lo.Yo.Lo.Ti.]

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                    I welcome you to my giveaway! I love you, just thought you oughta know~ So this is the new home for my giveaway that I started February 4th of 2008. At the time I had gotten bored with my questing, having finished my journey to get Horns of the Demon as well as other items. I found that finishing the quest wasn't what I really wanted- I really wanted to make more friends and help out others with their quests. I had a lot of gold leftover after a large donation from a group of friends and thought that I could give back in my own way.

                    But I knew I wasn't going to make it my thread a tedious, no-fun thread with tons of forms as I had encountered during my quest. For that reason I decided to hold a giveaway instead of creating a charity, giving what I wanted to who I wanted when I wanted. At first I tried buying the items people were questing but as found myself instead donating large sums of gold to help their large quests.

                    Eventually, as it seems my mind loves to play tricks on me, I started craving my old dream avatar again. With inflation I knew the journey would be harder this time around but I also knew I didn't want to abandon my giveaway. So I made one of my mules the official mule for my giveaway where I would keep the funds for the giveaway, making sure my personal funds and the giveaway funds didn't mix.

                    Unfortunately I went thought a period not long ago of my having internet readily available so my funds waned as I wasn't able to make gold but still gave away when I got the chance. I've blurred the lines between personal funds and giveaway funds since then, hoping to supplement enough until I could get back in the game. Right now I'm doing everything I can to make sure the giveaway thrives, thus this new, very pretty thread. Please join us in the festivities!


                    tl;dr,
                    It's a giveaway, stay and get stuff!



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                    [8 // 14 // 12]
                      New thread created, construction starts

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                      | | | | | | |I kept the panda! 8'D

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                      | | | | | | || | | | | | | Regulars from my other thread please read the guidelines
                      | | | | | | || | | | | | | Some policies may have changed~ And I <3 you!

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                      | | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | | Opened the new thread! Welcome everyone!

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                      | | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | | We got out first beggar! Come see!

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                      | | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | | Added a new contest! Do you like to iSketch? ;D

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                        | | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | | Tektek contest is now in the voting stage! View the entries in the event post here

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                          Sorry about the disappearance! But we have a winner for the
                          Tektek contest! Congrats to Sad Dust Glories!

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                            | | | | | | |Opened up the Haiku Guru contest! See Page 2, 9th post down


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                              | | | | | | || | | | | | |F U C K W I N T E R
                              | | | | | | || | | | | | |That is all.

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                                | | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | | Due to the usual winter ******** of depression, anxiety and ADHD I have lost much of my drive to continue dragging this thing along with me. Perhaps some time in the future I will reopen a new thread but for now I will be closing my beloved giveaway as I sort things out. Thank you everyone for being so lovely, for being my friend and chatting when I was bored/upset/excited or any combination of the aforementioned. I will miss having this place to hang out but I won't continue to beat a dead horse. I love you all and I hope we'll continue to be friends. <3


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                    Seriously, if you don't read these just get out. I don't have time for your CB attention span. talk2hand

                    Please follow these guidelines to help make your experience as pleasant as possible. Failure to adhere to these rules gives me reason to refuse giving you a donation, kick you out, report you, place you on my ignore list, heckle you, retort with sarcastic or unpleasant remarks and just plain be rude back. I may be a kind-hearted soul but I can also be quite a biiiiiiiiiitch.

                    • Private Messages - Don't PM me about the giveaway, please. The only PMs I am permitting are those tied to contests or the forms for being a mod or advertising. Any other PMs annoy me. I made this thread for a reason, use it.
                    • Nicknames - CAUTION! I will give you a nickname and no one else can call you by this name or, as stated before, I will rip their head off and force feed it to you until you choke and die. C:
                    • Bumping- Please do not bump unless there is no one around. Strike up a conversation instead. We're friendly here! Bumping is annoying and robotic- just stop.
                    • Pictures & Videos - Due to the discovery of Gaia's spoiler tag, please use the spoiler tag for any pictures over 300x300 pixels or embedded videos. Also any pictures that would otherwise stretch page, please trim down or link. I'm kind of a**l about thread clutter. orz
                    • Queer Intolerance - I am a straight LGBTQ ally and proudly so. I will not tolerate any homophobic discussions, references, pictures or slurs. This includes using the word f**, f*****t, gay or "gey" in the place of stupid or other similar words. Your hate is not welcome here.
                    • Jokes - Please keep you jokes tasteful. If they are racist, sexist, religionist or homophobic please use the golden joke rule- if you can't say the joke in front of the type of person it's about, don't say it! Also there should never be any malice behind a joke.
                    • Begging - In here begging gets you nowhere. I don't owe you anything so don't assume I'm giving you anything at all. No "I only need X amount of gold, please give me it" or "I need you to buy me this" or anything of that nature. You'll be served a swift boot out of here.
                    • Quests - I know you guys are questing! But unless you have a link or picture in your signature, I don't know what it is! Please make one of your first posts mentioning what it is you are questing. Otherwise don't bring it up unless someone asks. Also quests put into every post annoys me, please try not to do that.
                    • Mules & Name changes - I view the usage of mules or changing your UN to get repeated donations as dishonest and lazy behavior. You don't have to use these tactics to get more donations- just stick around and have fun! I generally donate quite a few times to people who stay. If you happen to stop by on one of your mules, just tell me and give me the UN of your main account, no harm done.
                    • Donations - If I deem you worthy me or my sexy man mule [Go.Go.Ge.Yo.Ve.Ho.] will send you a trade with some gold and maybe a goodie or two. If you'd like to contribute something to help keep the giveaway going, you can start a trade with Gogo-kun. Donations for the giveaway go to Gogo-kun, donations for my personal quest or just a little thank you should be sent to this account. Please keep in mind that I don't check Gogo-kun everyday so please be patient.
                    • Advertising - I have no problem advertising other threads, I think it's fun! Please fill out the form in the Links section below and I'll slap it on up there. Some restrictions apply so please adhere to them outlined in the post. I will only advertise quest threads if you're a regular and I put you in my Love Muffins section.
                    • Moderators - Moderators help keep things going smooth when it get a bit hectic and I'm away. Please view out list of thread mods below. If you'd like to become a moderator for this thread, please fill out and PM the form in the Moderators post to me. There are requirements so please read them carefully. Mods should be treated as if they are me, with respect and honesty.
                    • Contests & Events - There is no eligibility requirement for the contests or events unless otherwise specified in their respective posts. Otherwise, all they require is your courtesy, honesty and participation, a fun attitude won't hurt either!
                    • Sexual Content - I'm a huge perv myself and very playful so I don't mind a little fun but please keep in mind Gaia's TOS on the matter- there are young ones running about in their Cool Starter gear!
                    • Other Content - This is a giveaway thread and should be treated as such, I don't want to see a full blown RP in here or people selling stuff. Take it elsewhere and maybe I'll link it (I'm a sucker for RPs).


                I reserve the right to change, add or remove rules as I see fit when I damn well please. ;D


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                    I'm a total bit of a narcissist so I thought a post ALL about me would be a good addition to the thread. ;D Well let's see... I'm Jalo and you can go ahead and use that to call me. I also answer to Jaja-chan or whatever else creative you can come up with. I come up with weirdly awesome nicknames myself. As for my years here on Gaia I started way back in 2005 but didn't really get huge into Gaia until mid-way through 2006 or so. Here I quest, role play, draw avatar art freebies, chat with friends, play games, hoard gold and now many other items as I've recently become a fan of alchemy.

                    As far as my life off the computer goes, I was born in October of 1990 to a fiery red-headed momma and my Japanese daddy. I have a brother who's ten years older than me. I currently live in southern Idaho with my mother as my dad passed in 2008. My mother's sexuality as a lesbian has opened my eyes to the LGBTQ community and before moving a little bit ago I was part of a GSA/LGBTQA youth chorus in Seattle, Washington. I made a ton of new friends, had great opportunities just thrown at me like singing at Key Arena and going to Denver for GALA 2012, our chorus being the largest youth chorus to go thanks to many wonderful donors and the hard work of our board members. GALA was a fantastic experience I wish everyone could go to and make many friend like I was able to do, as well as getting to know my chorus members better.

                    Other than singing my favorite hobbies include playing video games (Fallout, Minecraft, TF2, etc.), crafting, watching stand-up, drawing, baking, watching anime, reading manga, watching horror movies and wishing I could get off my lazy butt to go play a sport or something. The crafts I find myself doing more often are jewelry making and sewing (though I'm terrible and more or less self taught in both). My specialty baked item is chocolate eclairs and I have fun messing with the flavors, like the peppermint bark ones I made this last holiday season. I also have a large array of anime and manga that I enjoy although I'm not very up to date on newer ones as I enjoy my Petshop of Horrors and Blood+ just fine. As for horror my favorite series is hands down SAW- I was hooked after the first one even if they did get crappier and crappier. What can I say, I love Tobin Bell and Cary Elwes! And to top it all off I'm a huge fan of many comedians including Daniel Tosh, Steve Byrne, Russel Peters, Bo Burnham, and Iliza Shlesinger.

                    And oh yeah, I love free avatar art. hintity hint hint~ ;D

                    tl;dr
                    I'm weird, you're weird- let's be friends


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                    Well on the off chance that there's some activity around here when I'm not around I'd like to have some moderators who'd be willing to step in and help enforce the rules as well as help me make important decisions and get to know our potential donatees better. I will use my personal feelings about your qualifications for the job as well as the form to determine if you are right for the position. PM the form to me when you complete it. Please keep in mind the requirements as you think about becoming a moderator.

                    Requirements:
                    • Posts - I want a minimum of twenty posts in this thread (or the old one) before you apply. They can't all be bumps.
                    • Availability - I'd like you to be able to moderate at least two times a week for a minimum of half an hour. I understand we all have some other things than Gaia but I need you to be around.
                    • Participation - Get involved! I want to see you in a couple of events or contests before applying, I want to know you're invested in what we do and are familiar with how things work.
                    • Customer Service - You gotta have the right attitude and a willingness to answer questions and be wrong sometimes, nobody's perfect but I want you to be kind and courteous at the same time. This is not the position for a rage-quitter.
                    • Advertising - I like having people in here so I need you to be comfortable advertising. Put a link in your signature or on your profile, recommend this place to acquaintances- I need you to be the poster child for this giveaway.
                    • Management - You need to know how to handle those that inevitably break the rules. I want you to be able to confront those who are being rude and disruptive. Use good judgment in what course of action should be taken if I'm not around and how to assure others that the problem has been taken care of.


                    Moderator Application Form:
                    Do you meet the post requirement? :
                    Do you meet the availability requirement? :
                    Do you meet the participation requirement? :
                    Can you be courteous to guests? :
                    Are you willing to be wrong sometimes? :
                    Will you help advertise? :
                    Someone just begged for a ton of gold, how do you handle the situation? :
                    Someone made inappropriate comments about another guest or mod, what do you do? :












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                    Since I'm weird and like making lists I thought it'd be sweet to have a post of all the donations I've made along with a running total. This list will also include event and contest winnings as of [8/26/12]

                    [ Handouts ]
                    140k

                    [ Contests ]
                    75k

                    [ Items ]
                    N/A


Running Thread Total:
215k

Not to mention the 2mil+ given out in the old thread!




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                    I can only do so much people! I too am questing and have a life outside of Gaia so it'd be nice to have a little help. That's where some loverly do-gooders come in. Listed below are those who have donated to help us out. Please give a hand to those who've helped me help you guys (and don't beg).


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                    Here is a list of the contests I will be holding. I wanted to do a bunch of them so guests can pick and choose how they win a little extra gold. Are you the next Michelangelo? Do you have an eye for coordination? Are you just plain lucky? Find out with my contests! Here is a list of what contests I'm currently holding. More specific information like requirements and prizes can be found in their individual posts on page two.

                    • Tektek - [Closed]
                      Tektek our theme of the week~


                    • Artistry - [Closed]
                      Glorious art for all~

                    • Grab Bag - [Closed]
                      Put one in, get more out~


                    • Looting - [Closed]
                      Mini-game loot fests~

                    • Mystery Post - [Closed]
                      Find the secret word~


                    • Recruitment - [Closed]
                      Snag some more players~

                    • Page Prize - [Closed]
                      First to the page wins~


                    • Mini Lotto - [Closed]
                      Humble's first ever lotto~

                    • Haiku Guru - [Closed]
                      Find your inner poet~


                    • High Score - [Closed]
                      For all you gamer nerds~

                    • Super Sketch - [Closed]
                      Play some iSketch~





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                    This is where I'll post information on special events if they should need further explanation. 'Cause I'm cool like that, yo.

                    • None at the moment.
                      Wah wah waaaahhh~




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                    These are my dear, sweet regulars who deserve far more than I am able to give them. They are fantastic people and should bathe in champagne and dry off with towels made from unicorn hide. Please show them love~














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                    Those listed here should be heckled and have rotten food thrown at them. Okay, not really but they are not welcome here anymore. ]<
















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                    [Status :: CLOSED until further notice]
                    [Reason :: Can't find battery for my tablet pen ;___; </3]


                    This gal loves to draw and I'm not that great so I'd like some practice. I like doing avatars or things with reference pictures that I can work off of. Generally I make a sketch and scan it, then go over it digitally. I focus on line art because whenever I try to color something it turns into colorful poo. ;____; </3
                    So here's where I'll be taking your requests for some freebies. If you would please fill out the form provided and either PM it to me (my only regular PM exception) or quote me with the form in your post to make sure I see it. If you'd like to see some samples of my work, please refer to this link here for my dA.

                    Rules for my art:
                    Please don't remove or crop out my sig stamp
                    Please don't claim it as your work
                    Please refer people to me
                    Please thank me, I like thank yous~
                    Please be patient, it's free and I have things to do too

                      Freebie Form:

                    Username:
                    Preferred color: (use a hex code or pic ref if you like)
                    Reference: please use a link or the spoiler tags
                    Other: any other extra things you'd like to add (quote, companion, etc.)




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                    Please find below some pretty things to put in your sig or your thread or your colon. I have some banners here for you guys to help advertise my giveaway and help get more people in here. Please pick one up that suits your fancy. Also, if you'd like to make a banner for me, please do! Pretty things make me happy~ Just send the banner to me or post it here and I'll stick it here, with credit for your beautiful art, of course! If the art is from someone else, please let me know who so I can give due credit.

                    • Simple link~
                      [url=http://tinyurl.com/9c3sq5m]Humble Me- a giveaway[/url]



                    • 88x31 :: Mini banners~
                      [url=http://tinyurl.com/9c3sq5m][IMG]http://tinyurl.com/ca7nepm[/IMG][/url]



                    • 200x40 :: Medium Banners~
                      [url=http://tinyurl.com/9c3sq5m][img]http://tinyurl.com/chymh3y[/img][/url]



                    • El gigante banners~
                      [url=http://tinyurl.com/9c3sq5m][img]http://tinyurl.com/bcfztl[/img][/url]


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                    Behold our beautimous affiliates. Please take a moment to visit the following threads if they suit your fancy~ If you'd like to affiliate please PM me or quote me with the following information:

                    Thread name:
                    Thread type:
                    Thread link:
                    Thread banner: (please keep it to either 88x31 pixels or 200x40 pixels



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