some important things to read! They will not grow, except maybe under special circumstances, and they cannot breed or do any other fun adult stuff. They sure are cute, though! And plentiful, yikes.
Buying grams for yourself is cool. You deserve to get presents, too! Go ahead, treat yourself.
If you'd like to keep your order a secret, you can send it to us via PM! We'll still list you on the bookkeeping section, though. We gotta keep our records, you understand.
Send your trades to Derplet right when you order! It's mostly an efficiency thing - sending and confirming your trades as promptly as possible makes the whole delivery process a little less painful for everyone involved.
Closed means closed! Please try to remember that there's actual people taking actual time away from their actual holidays to send these things. We can't be expected to put this stuff before family
all the time!
Bribes are a thing, but we don't like to encourage them. They're a handy way to get us to do things we don't want to do, like edits, but you'll need to pay enough to change our minds! Which this year is going to be A LOT. We take these via PM.
We will post the grams with quotes! If your friend doesn't get quote notifications for whatever reason, you'll need to find your own way to send them their grams.
Make merry, not war! We've never had any trouble before, and we don't
want any. Please please
please do not be dingles to each other.
