Glitchy- Lawl. I think I updated.

[Uninteresting Name]

-A Guide to the Avatar Glitches of Gaia-

-CONTENTS-
1.Info
2.Well Known Glitches
3.Other Glitches
4.Extra Stuff
5.Links

Ever heard of Cat in The Hat? Have you ever seen a Bat Glitch? Or maybe an invisibob? Do you own the original manties? This is where I am going to record all of the many avatar glitches known to gaia, and it wont be very easy.

The color of a glitches title will now tell if the glitch is obtainable.

Red Color- Unobtainable
Blue Color- Obtainable
Green Color- Unconfirmed

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-Invisibob-



The invisibob. A rare glitch indeed. Dating back to April 2004, this glitch was obtained by having a deleted character, and then getting served. The outcome? A floating head and undergarments, glowing with what some call radioactive waste. Getting served was the process of opening a fake giftbox on April Fools day. Normally the avatar would become a sootface, but in this case, a glowing amputee.

Rarity- ****/****

This is becuase if an invisibob were to save their avatar, they would instantly lose their invisibobishness. This means the current invisibobs havent saved their avatars for over a year. Pretty cool.


-Bat Glitch-




The bat glitch. A funny glitch indeed. Ive seen it only once, and I laughed so hard. It was created by owning the Wooden Baseball Bat item and equipping it a certain way. The result is the baseball bat extending from the crotch in a humorous way. Some say WTF. I say awesome. The Baseball Bat Glitch is now gone, and it was made so the bat doesent extend from the crotch anymore. *posing is myspoonistoobig *

Rarity- ****/****



Robo-Hair Glitch



This is a fun, satisfying, and easy to do glitch. It occurs when you equip a Robot Head and wear it. Kazzam! You have the Robo- Hair Glitch. This is due to layering problems. People of note with it- marvin_derpressed and Robot Jones.

Rarity- **/****


Nakie Save Glitch


The Nakie Save Glitch. I even say this can be the most annoying glitch at times, as well as the most common. This happens when the Customization feature is down, and you save your avatar. You end up naked, unable to get back into your clothes until the feature is back up. This glitch can humble the most richest of gaians, and make them look like everyone else. I call it the apocolyptic nakie day.

Rarity- */**** or ****/****

This is because it can happen to everyone , but only on occasion. Thus I cant exactly give it a good rarity rating.

Layering Glitches



This is probably the biggest glitch cluster of all. Layering problems occur when certain items overlap other items. Also, sometimes green residue can be found, like on the invisibob. Above is a mami hands glitch, a winged guitar glitch, a wolverine claws glitch, green residue, three arms. and an odd radio. I have found that most layering promblems occur with glove or hand items.
Shweet.
*posing is Luna Mei, Furmen, XDvandalDJ, me, Captain Drunken, and squkyshoes* - The reason it is half blue and half red is becuase some layering glitches are from the first avatar system, and people just havent changed their avatars.

Rarity- */****


Ghost Glitch




This is one of my favorite glitches. It is very numerous, and there are many outcomes. First of all, any hairtype is shown outsode of the ghost sheet, second, many items are shown out of the ghost sheet, and third, this item is only 100 gold. Affordable glitch = this.
*posing is various peoples from this thread ,Except the pajama one-including me*

Rarity- */****

Home-Made Manties Glitch



This is the equivalent of Jolly Boots and Tuxedo Pants, I beleive. Equip em both- WHAM, it extreme glitchyness. this is from the old avatar system, I beleive, so its way in the past, but worth note.

Rarity- You have the same chance of getting 2 halos and 5 panda hats donated to you at the same time than finding this glitch alive. Lets call it that, shall we?

The CrossDresser Glitch



All I can say is this- Ouch. I dont know how exactly this could happen but apparently it did. See what happens when you crossdress?

Rarity- Ive never seen it so- ****/****

Messed Up Arm



The messed up arm glitch. This glitch was common in December last year, I forget how it came about being made, but it deserves a spot up here. It can make you look like youre touching yourself. Seriously.

Rarity- I havent seen one in ages- ***/****

Missing Chunk Glitch



This is an interesting glitch indeed. It seems that while equipping some items, there is a white residue left on the items, which overlays the other clothes, causing chunks to be missing. The second example up here is a makeshift deviltale as one user calls it. Intruiging.

Rarity- **/****

The Fly/Pingu/Snowman/Gift/Robot Glitchs




These are some of the glithiest items on gaia. They are all items that take up your whole body, which makes sense. Layering can be a huge glitch gold mine on gaia. X3 Which means more for me.

Rarity- */****


The Bag-Hair Glitch



This is a sometimes subtle glitch that can make your avatar look truly odd. It happens with any hairstyle, and any of the Face Bag thingies. Shady Tradesman is posing here- WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!

Rarity- */****

Green Background Glitch



This is an occasional, random glitch (I had it once) That makes your avatar's entire background turn green. It is an advanced layering problem that you can usually fix my changing your avatar and saving it.

*posing is Malocide*

Rarity- **/****

Leg Warmer + Tail Glitch + Shoes



I have figured out the formula for the cutting off of the tail. Leg Warmers + any Tail Item + SHOES = Huge line through part of the tail. Layering? Probably. *THANK YOU KAGKO FOR SENDING ME THIS*

*posing is Pinkie Swear ,Psycadelic Vertigo Trip, and Kagko*


Rarity- **/****

Naked Ghostie


Ive been looking for an active user with this for a long time, and then they are the ones who come here! Amazing! This is an old glitch from the first avatar system. The first avatar system was SUPER glitchy. This is one of the outcomes. Bald and slightly naked? O_o;;

Rarity- ****/****

The Burning Theory (becuase she should have a glitch named after him)

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Perhaps the glitchiest items on gaia? Who knows. All I know is that it is a layering problem, its named after a helper here, and it makes me , and many others, look like crap. This is what causes one Headwinged angels, and half an arrow in your head.This is the cause of many items to be corrupted. I have found out this from stufying many differebt avatars. XD Im awesome, I know. *posing is burningtheory*

Rarity- */****


Green Laurel Sparkle



Ah. The Green Sparkle. It was common I beleive august last year. I havent figured out if they fixed it or it came back, but apparently, its back with more green layering sparkles.
VO talks about it.

VO posted about it in late august. This is still a cool layering glitch you should know about.

Rarity- ****/****

The Float-e Ghost-e



I have no idea if this is a glitch or its normal. Ive been getting mixed responses, but Im guessing this is a glitch. Its cool like that. If this is the way a real ghost was supposed to look like , it would probably sell for more than 100 gold. ^^

Rarity- ****/****

Shadow Hoods



This is an old glitch that I finnally put up. It is with the hooded sweatshirts, if you were to put one on back in the old days, sometimes you would get this outcome. It depends on the items you put with it, Im guessing. (posing is P o p o )
SEND ME MORE HOODIES VIA PM! I cant track em down in this thread, it would take forever.

Rarity- ****/****

Invisibone



Its the best thing since the Invisibob..Its like Sliced Invisibob..or Canned Invisibob..Its super cool. Its the Dragon Helm equipped as a belt!! And now its unobtainable..fixed by the admins..there goes a great glitch in history..

And in the famous words of Akuma Mauo, "WTF?! It looks like you ate an M80!"

*posing is somebody and Malee*

Rarity- */****

The Eyes of the Dragon Glitch



This is like mixing a flesh eating dragon with a cute bunny..wait..thats exactly what it is. Oh well. Its like mixing Gambino with Von Helson..or Gino with Happiness..or Me with a Nightmare Scarf. Pshaw. Never would happen. (subliminal donation to me message)
*posing is Tuxedo Douche ,Buttsecks O_o and Lite-Brite*


New Nakie Glitch




I have made the new nude glitch. You need White Glamrock Jeans and a Roro. You first have to Equip the RoRo on the floor postion, then put on the jeans. After about 15 tries it will show you without pants. You cannot save this glitch, it just shows you with the jeans. This glitch no longer works.

*Posing is Ultimate Bacon*

Rarity- */****

Thanks to [-Chocobo-] and Ultimate Bacon for discovering this glitch.

Quote:

SUBMITTED BY ULTIMATE BACON

Giving the Finger




To get it you equip black gloves and put arms in the pose in the pics and your middle finger will be raised.

-RARITY-**/****

*posing is Miltia*

Quote:

SUBMITTED BY MILITIA

Green Shining Laurels



To make this glitch you need 1 pair of golden laurels. Just put them in the shining form and theyre green. Still an unfixed glitch.

*Posing is Ultimate Bacon*


Rarity- **/****

Quote:

SUBMITTED BY ULTIMATE BACON

Skelvivators



This is a really cool glitch. Cool enough to get on the Well Known Glitch Post. Good Job. It was named by Mr.Compatible, and originally founded by Northawke_rs.

Boxer Glitch


If you look REALLY REALLY REALLY closely you can see part of his boxers coming out of his pants. Subtle but numerous.


The Return of the Topless Glitch


HOMG ITS THE RETURN OF THE TOPLESS GLITCh. I havent seen this one in a whiiilleeee...plus this is the first time I updated in a whiiillleeee. *posing is [Anise]*


Naked Torso Man

Mom's shouldnt do drugs when theyre pregnant. *posing is Anyo*

[Uninteresting Name]

Inverted Items Glitch



*posing is Rain-Claws , and LuckieDuckie,and LobsterJohn *

I have found out this can be done with other items as well, such as G Pins, any other of the Numbered Tops, and the Gaia Aniversary Hats. Thank LuckieDuckie and LobsterJohn who helped me find this out!


What happens when Pinkie Swear gets bored



Oh my freaking god. XDD


Double Guitar Glitch



Posed by squkyshoes, this is an interesting glitch where she equipped one guitar but got the result of two. I personally would love two guitars, but I am not that rich. ^^;;


Cat in The Hat




Its either animal abuse, a children's book, or a glitch. Take your pick. *posed by Icarus7*



Killer Robot Glitch



We got Marvin_Depressed in here.. and he showed a glitch! O_O Yes...
ANYWAY, it is a layering problem with the Robotic Prostetics (sp?).
And it is awesome.



Leamony's Glitch



I cant even think of a name for this one so its here. XD Its like Pinkie Swear's. And its cool. Its super cool, no , ULTRA cool. Yeah.

LEG WARMERS + CAT TAIL = CAT TAIL CUT OFF! Just some info there. (thank Master Squid for that bit)

Glacier Shoes Glitch



This glitch I love. Its just a simple mess up on the graphics with the Glacier Shoes. Theyre supposed to be spiked, but they look torn up and maimed. -Kudos to Jasette for changing her avatar for me ^^ *posing is jasette*



FIREMUG



This is pretty cool. A glitch that heats your coffe. Interesting. There are also many different Fire Gaunlet Glitches, including the burning picket sign one, and burning cat.


Ghost Underwear



Just thought Id like to put this one up. Its quite..interesting. The people are lovin' it.



Santa Beard Glitch



And what really cracks me up is this is a girl. Good job. xd


The Mysterious Sleeve



This is a confusing one. The white around the arm(i put it there for reference) is where I think I see a sleevless arm. Unconfirmed, but interesting enough to look into. To the Spleen Cave!


I Wish Anti Gambinoists a Slow and Panful Death Glitch



I say screw hate the Anti Gambinoists. Theyre evil, and smell like cheese. Old cheese. With maggots. And a few worms too. Theyre evil. Yeah. Thats right VOn Helsons, you walk away! Go back home! Oh wait, I forgot, you dont have one ha! *posing is Jack Mehov and MasterPumpkin*


The Cerulean Helmet Glitch



This is the most unique glitch have EVER seen. Its new and cool, and it includes a scarf. GENIUS. I love it.


Angry Pumpkin Glitch



This is an interesting chain of glitches. Theres a rip in his pants, his glove is layered over his guitar arm, and his Arachni Legs layer under his pumpkin head, making an angry eyebrow effect. Quite cool.


The Good Ol' WTF Glitch



Ah. This is an old glitch, too interesting NOT to put up here. It also raises your self esteem a lot knowing theres someone out there..... uglier than you are.


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Banana Head Glitch



This is created by having the guy's Returner Blonde haircut, and wearing the Mami Mask. It looks like a banana peel on his face. Laugh, darnit! *posing is PixelShoot's mule* *found by Erufailon*

Pandy Pirate



Its a pandy pirate. If you look at its right eye you will se that it has a pirate patch on it. Spiffy and cute at the same time.

FLY BEAR, FLY!



this is a flitch that survived the Avatar System 2.0-3.0 Transition. Dor some reason it alternates the bear and fly suits together and creates wacky and insanse combinations. buy now. Only 373724 gold.

Horribly Maimed Person Glitch


This is weird. Just weir. I cant explain it. It appears to be an invisibone glitch with a bunch of items but I dont know.

DAMN CPU VIRUSES Glitch


A common happening when gaia is laggy. Apparently found when wearing Daisy's Breeze Gloves. *found by SerenityTuelaulosVegeta*

[Uninteresting Name]

FANART

This is the NEW FANART SECTION! Where you can send fanart of the glitches, me, or the glitches n' stuff!



XDD Its me! whee




XDD Its the Kiki Kitty with a Large Malicious Growth Coming from its Body! xd

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BADGES

If you had youre picture posted above in the Glitch sections, or you posted links for me, you can use this badge. If I see you have one and you didnt help, I will report you. ^^ Have a nice day. xd

[img]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/ChainKirby/helperGlitchyBadge.gif[/img]

Linked One

[URL=http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8367173&bt=1118799645&start=0] [img]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/ChainKirby/helperGlitchyBadge.gif[/img] [/URL]

Everyone badges!

These can be used by anyone. Dont need to do squat to use these. Yup. Nothing. nope. Nadda. Seriosuly. Yeah, im not kidding,

[img]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/ChainKirby/GlitchyBanner-foruse.gif[/img]

Linked One

[URL=http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8367173&bt=1118799645&start=0] [img]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/ChainKirby/GlitchyBanner-foruse.gif[/img] [/URL]

FUN WITH KIKIS


1. Alchoholic Kiki- Made with any of the Bottled Coolers, and the Kiki in the biting pose. It is a layering glitch of fun.- Found by out of key




2. Ice Gaunlet Kiki- Please do not Spay or Neuter your animal. Thank you. Dont stab em either. Sicko. *found by Marth.fe* (thanks again Rain-Claws)



3. Hammered Kiki Glitch- No, its not getting drunk. (thats the first one) Its going to be punished with a hammer! Remember kids, animal abuse isnt cool, but it can be fun with a plushie!

*found by Ciache*


4. Kiki with a Horrible Black Malicious Growth Extending from it's Body- You better get that thing removed..its feeding on your insides.. I saw it on ER once I think.. *Found by Krazyshadow*

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EDIT: You should check out the Glitchy Guild. I bet they have a lot of cool stuff you'd find interesting and useful 3nodding

[Jasette]

Sfeeet. Sounds like awesomeness to me. :3

[Gynne]

Glitches....yay...I have never had a glitch before...

[Kunai Jones]

Great idea! I'll start off by submitting my own favorite glitch, robots with hair! This is my alter-ego's account, and as far as I know it's a well-known glitch that is rarely utilized to its full potential. Here's the URL for his profile, though.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/profile/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=717609

[Uninteresting Name]

Thanks. ^^ Im making the post headers now..

[Uninteresting Name]

Kunai Jones

Great idea! I'll start off by submitting my own favorite glitch, robots with hair! This is my alter-ego's account, and as far as I know it's a well-known glitch that is rarely utilized to its full potential. Here's the URL for his profile, though.

]http://www.gaiaonline.com/profile/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=717609

Thanks! Ill be sure to pop it in.

[Gunpowder Tea]

O.o

[Yilanti Midnight]

Tome the Kitty: Whoot! I've seen many a glitch.

Me: We'll help ya along the way, starting with the hairy ghosty glitch. whee

[Rain-claws]

Inverted 27! here I am!