Cirque de Séducteurs (Avi Art/OC Shop; Multilingual) - OPEN

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Welcome!

One and all, we invite you in to this twisted circus of sexy sideshow carnies. With a tremulous sense of reality and heavy dollop of the obscure both I, Madame Monotone (or Lurker-chan; or if you absolutely must what_lurks_in_the_dark) and my cohort, the ring mistress of this collection of circus croonies Entfremdten Esoko (otherwise known as Esoko), have come together to bring to you a showing of tremendous treats and decadent delights! Come in, come fast, take your seat under our big top. Just remember, when the hat comes round for your ticket stub, an empty palm will earn you a quick crack of my whip, and an empty wallet is met with a flash of teeth.

Play by our rules, watch our tricks and get some kicks, everything you can imagine is here within the Cirque de Séducteurs

~Table of Contents~

Intro
Rules
About the Artists
Artist Pricing
Finish Products
Circus Food for Sale
Carnies and Open Roles
White/Black List

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Rules


Ah, that meandering menagerie of restrictions that is a list of rules. A regretful requirement, for in the excitement of the show, often our patrons forget themselves to the lusty lures of our performance. So a list of rules is thus posted below to help guide viewers to the path in which their viewing may be most appreciated.


~Do not come on here to rant at our patrons. We like our patron very much, and like those of you who are
inclined to burst into flame far less. If left to chose, my pets will devour you at the injured party's behest.


~Follow the law of the land. We are here upon our mother earth; Gaia; and her terms must be abided by.

~The posters of rival attractions is strictly prohibited. Ours is the one you have come to see, and I would not
have it any other way. If you wish your wares made known here, you must send me a Private Message, and I will see it put on the appropriate board. Not in blowing about upon our floor.


~For our shouters that Bump our morale and Boost our fame we are oft inclined to either pull into service or,
simply give them free showings of our Artistic inclinations. All who nay-say them can be sought in the chow buck where they will inevitably find themselves.


~To see a show started, simply send the money to the appropriate artist. For your food, send the money to
either of us chefs and we will see it appropriately divided between us.


~The cretinous reel of rules (against which we strictly advise you not rebel) may at any time be edited to further
enhance the viewer's pleasure.

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Oh Dear!

The Life and times of Madame Monotone


My sweet little pets, you have ventured to inquire about me? Aha! Well what a terrible bit of tenderness. So sick it makes my teeth rot with it's sweet song. I am Madame Monotone. Another potential title you may call me by is Lurker-chan, or the ever tedious what_lurks_in_the_dark. But really, just referring to me as Madame, or Lurker is sufficient to draw my attention.

Some simple facts (and I will do my best to keep away from the fictitious); I am a mere nineteen years of age. I am currently enrolled in an institution of higher learning, a cornucopia of fun times and joyless tedium. College. In my spare moments I enjoy the obvious hobbies; reading prose in all forms, attempting my hand at the game of authors, playing pretend painter, creating craptastic pieces from various mediums, tending to my wilting wall of herbs, and many other varied tasks. Most lately I have taken up beast taming. To my credit I have a marvelous bit of exoticism currently accrued; a gorgeous green cheek conure, a crabby cockatiel, an irritable iguana, a chipper chihuahua, an amazing australian cattle dog, and a gibbering guinea pig. I hope to call to attend soon a lion, a great snake, an elephant, a tiger, and a few other creatures of even greater danger and intrigue.

My hours of play are so sporadic that I make no attempt to convey them. As to reasons you may contact me besides to purchase a ticket to my show; I enjoy writing all forms. If you have a gathering of like minded people in the process of putting together a storyline, I am always grateful to hear about it. And I am willing to advertise for these groups as well, as I am other showings.

Shows I am willing to perform:
Almost anything. Really and truly, little is outside my range of taste and I can be persuaded to get near as raunchy as one could wish.

Shows I am more hesitant toward:
Couples. This is the one thing I tend to shy from; I can be easier to persuade towards OC couples than Avatar couples.

I can very easily be bribed with an item that I have long fancied; simply show me your bobble in place of your money and I will let you know if it is enough to pay for your ticket. I am currently searching for the Compass of Seidh though... Any thing towards this helps, and the item itself would be equated out to free performances for life. <3 Items I am partiuclarly looking for are the ones on this dream avi of mine.


Total Value: 3,370,487 Gold
After Exclusions: 3,013,498 Gold
[Item Information]

Item List:
Business Man's Tie Rack
Amethyst Diamond Dog
Keen Bandit
Lady Alzbeta
Sicilian Wiseguy
Zodiacal 2nd Gen.
Ascended Demon
Lumiere Noire
Berserk Conjuror
Le Carousel


Other items I would be happy to see:
Anesidor's Woe
Imaginary Friend
Case of Pierto
Gogh Reed
Apprentice Charm
Alruna's Rose
Inari's Beads
Nartian Rock
Mystery of the Stolen Sapphires
Little Lucie
Lumiere Noire Reborn
Reve Rouille
Hermes Moon
Masquerade
Kottan Bell
The Nightmare
Gimpi
Picolitrosso


Now, for your viewing pleasure the past shows I have done (The last ones are the most recent and most like what you will be recieving. Xd):

[Esoko]

Hello hello one and all.

You have made it under the big tent. I am Entfremdte Esoko at your service. Here under the tent I am ring master. I get to play with all the lions and tigers and bears oh my! I will preform death defying acts. Bringing the sexy beasts from the animal kingdom to do fantastic feats and entertain you all. It should come to no shock if some of these stunts may be something you are not accustomed to. The faint of heart be warned, some of these acts are rather blunt, crude, and spicy. I hail from many of places and speak many tongues of man. German, Russian, Portuguese and English are what I can dabble in. I even speak a remote language from the plateau of Angola. But I digress. Items I am willing to take in substitution of money.

Last Updated: 07/25

Ten Items +
Zodiacal
Sainte Ciel: Eros 2nd Gen.
La Bella Figura
Cheerful Conjuror
Compass of Seidh

Seven Art Items
Love Charm II
Picolitrosso's Urn 7th Gen
S:Club Pop (Reyna or Odele)
Dappy Dandy

Five Art Items
Twin Qua
Masquerade 8th Gen.
Cool Bass
Pepper Party

Three Art Items
Mystery of the Stolen Sapphires
Fragrant Heartbeat

Two Art Items +
Vivacenote 2nd Gen.
Kottan bell 7th gen
White heat
Shadow Huntress

Two Art Items
Bewitching Minstrel
Courtly Coiffure

One Art Item +
Forlorn Wordsmith
Crimson Valor
Lord Wilhelm
Queen of Death
Egomanial Cadenza
Lover's Anarchy
Checkered Remorse
Berry Mousse Royale

One Art Item
Sad Pig Boy
Tangy Citrus Deluxe
Everyone's Reprise
Troy of the Glen
Thor's Passion
Nihonshu Geisha

If you have an item that is not listed please just ask what I am willing to trade for it. No harm in asking.

Ladies and not so gentlemen please focus to center stage. The stunts you will see preformed with leave you breathless. Beauty is traded for brutality under this tent. If you want something pretty and covered in lace I may oblige but you must show persistence and vigor in the face of indifference. My style is one that comes in many forms. Simplicity with a twinge of odd. That's the way I go. Happy to tell you more of myself if you wish but we should really get onto the show. We have many treats and delights that await you.

So step right up take a seat. Here at Cique de Séducteurs we aim to please in ways supernatural.

Yours in all the wrong ways,
Entfremdte Esoko

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Prices - Madame Monotone


Aha! My luscious ladies and gremlinous gentlemen, now comes the part of our show where I display how one might purchase a ticket for the main attractions. Below I have listed the attractions I provide and the cost to receive your own personalized viewing.

Quote me if you want a WIP and below are the slots I have filled and what step I'm on in the art. ;D


Open Slots:

1.ROFLogy
2. Koohii Monsutaa
3.Zombiehoar Pg 72





I will work better on the things I don't have a sample for yet! And for tips... tips are good... (Motivate motivate motivate....)

(The C+xK is how much extra coloring costs. <3)

Chibi:
Head Shot; 10k (C+5k)
Bust; 15k (C+5k)
Full Body; 20k [-] (C+10k) [-]


Aviart;
Head Shot; 20k (C+5k)
Bust; 35k [-](C+15k)
Full Body; 70k (C+30k) [-] [-]

Ask me about animation. ;D

For couples; ask me for pricing. I don't always do them.




[imgleft]http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll100/lurker-chan/Art/Ticket.jpg[/imgleft][align=center][size=10][color=firebrick]Name:
Avitar or OC I want done: [picture or link here]
How I want it done: (Style. If line art, include color of lines; you can pick black if you want. Ex; Plain Chibi, Bust, Line art, Red.)
Pose/Attitude: (How do you want your avi art to come across? Are you suave or seductress? Sinister or sweet?)
Anything else the Madame needs to know: (Such as if this is a gift and I need to deliver it to some one or what evs.)
Who I wish to see doing this art: (Enter either Madame Monotone (or whatever name I go by) or Esoko.)
Total: (What does it all come down to costing?)[/color][/size][/align]

[Esoko]

Samples and prices!
(Click to enlarge)

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Final Products

[Esoko]

Welcome brave ones. Below your nose is the ticket stub for this lovely show. Please feel free to negotiate if you dare. I am very flexible about what you want and I will please you even if you do not expect it. Now come one come all and stay close some of this may reach out and grab you! All sizing can be changed. Please tell me which size you prefer.

Slots:
1. X_whisper wonderland_X (item trade)
2. Monotone Wolf (Item trade)
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5.

[quote="Esoko"][/quote]
[imgleft]http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll100/lurker-chan/Art/Ticket.jpg[/imgleft]
[align=center][size=10][align=center][size=10][color=#C12283]Name:
Avitar or OC I want done: [picture or link here]
Style I want: (Original, Anime/Toon, Chibi, Fullbody, Bust, Headshot)
How I want it done: (Color A, Color B, or what color for the lines)
Anything else I need to know: (Such as if this is a gift and I need to deliver it to some one or due date. or link to what pose you want subject in.)
Total: (What does it all come down to costing?)[/color][/size][/align]

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No Circus is Complete without...


So, as you wander through our labyrinth of strange and alluring strips of striped mystery, you might notice a hunger growing in the regions of your belly. Perhaps a bit unexpected at first, the tintalizing bits of skin seeming far more likely to stir a different kind of hunger, but never the less. We understand the conundrum that has thus been put before you. The show is still progressing, you are enjoying the tease to your senses, but feel you must leave to sait this growing need. Here is the answer to your prayers! A stand of food for sale.

Sadly, I and Endfrendemente Esoko are the chefs... and well... We cannot promise that the food will not bite back.

Positively Pornographic Popsicle (400g):


Sensuous Sucker(300g):


Craven Cotton Candy(200g):



[size=10][align=center][color=firebrick] What I want:[/color] (Just list the food you want)
How much it costs:[/color] (Just tally up the cost.)[/align][/size]

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Not-so-Copious Collection of Carnies.

This is our ever growing list of side show sensations. These are our magnificent men and wonderful women who have come together to create the many other performance beside our main attractions. We love them dearly... perhaps a bit too much as you will come to see and below is the listing of our extravagant employees, as well as a brief description of their role and their personalities. What is to follow of their involvement here remains to be seen, but one thing is certain... this circus is not for the faint hearted, tight lipped, or well buttoned up personage.

It comes with its perks though. All those who work for us are given shows on a near regular basis. Whether for the sake of practice, experimentation, reward, or for work related purposes, if you work beneath our tent you are guaranteed at least one free showing right at the start. But we are picky... very picky...

We currently have:



Name:Esoko

Position:Ring Master
I look like:
You can expect me to behave like: I am sassy. I am rather blunt. But I have a bit of charm when I wish to. My common traits is when you feel I pose questions that seem to all sound dirty. I and very rough and I like it that way. I can be very flexible and am fearless in the eyes of any art. Sometimes I can be as sweet as honey but watch out because if I do I am after something. I love to chase and be chased. It is all about the hunt. I like the mystery that flirting brings but when things get in your face I am in heaven. So please talk to me and give it to me hard. If you aren't afraid of a bite.
I have always liked: Things that are in your face but subtle enough to leave some doubt.
I detest: Someone not willing to go for the gold.
I come from: A large family. We come from the exotic plateau of Angola. All of the stunts done by our fellow circus family I have done at least once. I have been in this business my entire life. I fill the role as well as my chest fills this top. I think what makes our circus makes us unique is we make people feel good in a weird way. We cater to the more primitive ways of seductions. I have studied cultures from the Geisha of Japan to the nomadic Gypsies to the Mayan women and ancient amazons. I also have hand selected with the help of my beast tamer every man and woman uder this tent. Please enjoy.




Name:Madame Monotone; Lurker-chan; what_lurks_in_the_dark

Position:The Best Tamer; (As well as a member of various other acts)
I look like:
You can expect me to behave like: Perhaps a bit on the apathetic side I still have my moments of frivolity. I am pessimistic to a point and a contradictory optimistic in the very next breath. My moods are best described as erratic and perhaps a little on the inhuman scale.
I have always liked: Color or the proper use of its lack. Eyes. Food of all varieties. Art. Reading. Writing. Using unnecessarily difficult words for no other reason than my own enjoyment.
I detest: Spelling. People that are stupid. People that flame through a thread just to make drama. Repeating myself.
I come from: Aha! So I will expand a little upon my role here in the circus. I am a beast tamer. Note the magnificent whip? The eye patch? The scar? Sadly being a tamer of such wild creatures is not without its perils. I consider the risks and damages well worth it though. I am also the current knife thrower. After all, having multiple talents is always a must for a lady second in command. Which I am, let nothing fool you. The mistress Enfremdte Esoko is in charge her. I happy relinquish such to her.

Beyond this I came to the Circus at a whim. Just a young child, thirsting for the twisted and obscene scene that was the circus. So a-wandering I came. Just a squiggle of a squirt, and was quickly whisked away by the guileless ring master at the time. I became a well groomed sideshow. First playing the doll on the high wire, and then eventually moving onto the center ring as a young beast tamer. And shortly after that, I met the Ring Mistress Esoko, and off we went on our own to found this here circus. And what a marvelously free place it is too...


Bearded Lady
Tiger


Name:Hopeless_Romantic_Doll

Position:I am head gymnast and head of the aerial acrobats
I look like:
You can expect me to behave like: I am rather charming and a delight to be around. I am rather flexible and lean. I like to play and be playful. Usually if I like you, you will know. I like to chase. I am bisexual and proud. I am easy to please and aim to amaze with death defying acts.
I have always liked: I love dogs.
I detest: Cats
I come from: I come from Germany. So yes I do speak German. I still have a tiny smidgen of an accent. Since I was a child I loved to climb things. I wanted to preform. So I became involved with Russian bar at first. Then I moved onto the high wire. The thrill is like no other. It is in many ways as thrilling as my bedroom. I am happy to teach but hold on tight, I like to get up there.

I first came here after being discovered by Entfremdte Esoko. Once on stage I loved it. Nothing was as good a feeling when I heard her say "You can join us." It is hard working in a place with many attractive women and men but the best fun is when things are hard. So lease join us or come watch. I promise to be gentle at first.


Ribbon/Baton twirler.


[Profiles to follow shortly]

[list][list][size=10]Name:[color=postingcolor][/color]
[list][list]Position:[color=postingcolor]What do you do? What kind of Carnie are you?[/color]
I look like: [your avatar in costume. A tek tek or your pic saved and uploaded onto Photobucket works great]
You can expect me to behave like: [color=postingcolor]Just a quick run down of your personality.][/color]
I have always liked: [color=postingcolor]Your likes.[/color]
I detest:[color=postingcolor] Your dislikes.[/color]
I come from: [color=postingcolor]About you. Hobbies, origins. Get crazy, go wild, include some actual facts about yourself, but remember. You're a carnie. You're expected to be a bit on the ridiculous side.[/color][/list][/list][/size][/list][/list]



Oh WOE! Our circus is destitute! Desolate! Devoid of the company we so desire! Our rings are not yet filled, and how we must despair to see our numbers so few. The only solution is obvious to us! We must turn from within to the without! YOU THERE! I see a strange turn to your nose perhaps? A strange length to your tooth? Might you be? Would you like to be? A SIDE SHOW? Oh come now, it is not so bad. In this tent you are not sent to a cage, you are not cradled in filth, here we accept you as one of our own. Please. We want you to come and join us... But we are selective. Highly selective. You must turn in your application to be reviewed for employment. If you meet the standards, you may join us, you may be included in our menagerie. You may join in on the luscious luxury that is the Cirque de Séducteurs.

Positions Currently Barren:


Strongman
Snake man.
Lion
Bear
Elephant
Wolfman
Magnet boy
Two Trapise Artists.
Juggler
Fire Breather
Kids that work games (3)
Dancers
Gymnasts
Clowns (2)






[size=10][align=center][color=firebrick]My name:[/color]Please produce your title. We must know who we are considering...
[color=firebrick]The Position I so Desire:[/color] You look strange, yes, but we are not at all certain which position you thought to acquire with such a get up. Why our very own Bearded lady appeared to us and announced she was attempting to apply to be the strongman!
[color=firebrick]How I shall look in my role:[/color] We prefer that you arrive prepared for work, but in the event that you do not have the funds we may be willing to cut you some slack and allow you to provide us with an image of what you WOULD wear if you could. Preferably through the great collector Tektek.
[color=firebrick]My behavior:[/color]For it is not enough to simply look the part. We wish to know you, to know how you think, what your interests are. Be as outlandish as you wish, this IS all for show after all...
[color=firebrick]My level of commitment:[/color] This is really just a reminder that we like our carnies to be on frequently. Not so often as every day, we could not ask you to perform so often, though we DO like it; merely an idea of how often you think you might actually be around.[/align][/size]

[Esoko]

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