About
Welcome to Professor Mordarm's Profile. First a few RL things about me:
-I am an avid anime fan.
-I am a shameless reader of fan fiction.
-I love music in all it's forms.
-I tend to ramble about many things.
-I enjoy cooking.
-I enjoy all kinds of RPG's
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Well that is enough for the moment. Now for the persona:
Professor Mordarm.Well, my parents were bibliophiles. You know, kind of those characters on the ROD anime, only without the cool paper powers. Being what they were they rather encouraged me to read. In fact my fist pillow was a fluffy
"Encyclopedia for Babies"And I did. A lot. Everyday. I even read in my sleep. But that all changed though when I got a hold of a book called
"So You Want to Rule the World: For Dummies." Well after that I took my reading skills and began my studies to reach this lofty goal. Now after many years I am so close to my goal. Here is a time line of what I have done:
-Age 5: New Life Goal - Take over the world.
-Age 12: Created new Life.
-Age 12 and 25 minutes: Killed new Life for to trying to digest me.
-Age 14: Created my first Doomsday Device (sadly did not work).
-Age 20: Established first lab for world domination.
-Age 21: First lab destroyed by rampaging experiment.
-Age 23: New lab established for world domination.
-Age 24: Lab destroyed by government agents "for the good of mankind." Idiots.
Age 26: Tired of 3 more labs being destroyed, tried to go straight. Lasted for 30 seconds.
Age 27: Disappeared into the world. Rumors state that the Professor was seen in strange and powerful places (actually I got lost).
Age 30: Establish new secret lab in for new world domination.
Present: Currently continues work quietly on plans of world domination. Barring the occasional escaped experiment.Well I hope this brought you some enlightenment on who I am. Feel free to look me up but be warned, I am not responsible for any loss of limb, life or sanity that may result in meeting me.
Until then.
-Professor Mordarm
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