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Occupation: A bit of this, a bit of that. But mostly a villain.

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Gobby's Inner Thoughts

This is where you'll get a candid look at what I think and what I like. You'll also find out what and who I don't like (I'm looking at you, Stark).

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petey parker Report | 07/06/2014 7:05 pm: GOBBY!
Weapon-X James Howlett Report | 07/07/2013 1:17 pm: Norman PM me asap
Nindo Naruto Report | 04/18/2013 6:19 am: Well well well look what the cat dragged in. I'm actually surprised to see you still in one peace but at the same time I wish you still would have been gone. You know I just thought of something that you would be interested in: You and Venom go off into a competition and see who's the ugliest, now that will not only sell newspapers but it will make me laugh.
Liz Allan Report | 09/30/2012 9:31 am: Harry is great guy..You know, I can help him with his grades..and things..
Liz Allan Report | 09/27/2012 4:09 pm: Hello Mr. Osborn (: I'm Harry's girlfriend.. It's nice to meet you! You know..you remind me of Willem Defoe. You quite look like him. : D
Gwen Maxine Stacy Report | 09/27/2012 6:34 am: Isn't he Dr. Osborn? He's Harry's father right? Harry Osborn?
Gwen Maxine Stacy Report | 09/27/2012 6:33 am: He's alright. The company is great. And still is after the lizard/ Connors incident..
SuperUberNova Report | 08/28/2012 2:47 pm: Oh, why thank you...I guess....
The Last Czarnian Report | 08/27/2012 3:59 pm: That's still pretty pathetic. Even by your standers. It must upset you that even with all that success you still have no heir to your corporation.
The Last Czarnian Report | 08/27/2012 1:13 pm: Don't kid yourself. Not like that failure of a son you call could ever amount to anything.

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Hey everyone! Guess who's back outta jail! It's time for another round of Here's Gobby!

So, you're probably wondering where I've been, right? Well, one night I'm flying around New York when I think, 'Gobby, it's finally time to hit Yankee Stadium'. I mean, I keep talking about doing it, but then never do. So, I head over to the new Yankee Stadium and wouldn't you know, there's a game being played. Not only that, but sitting in the seat that I pay for just in case I ever want to go catch a game is Tony freakin' Stark. Now, I assume he was sitting there because he wants to be just like me, but I pay good money to have that seat just in case I ever want to use it. So, long story short, I throw a couple pumpkin bombs his way, he suits up in his bright and shiny armor and next thing you know, I'm sitting in jail. Tony, if your out there listening to this, you suck. That's all I got to say to you, Stark.

Well, prison got boring after a couple weeks, so I flew the coop. Literally. It's not like it's hard to get out or anything.

Anyway! So, since I got out, I tried to call up my girl to see if she wants to get together. Seems in the couple weeks I was locked up, she went back to her ex, J. I don't know what she sees in that clown. I mean, is it his laugh? I gotta a pretty mean laugh myself. Is it the fact that he wears purple? I usually wear purple too! I don't know....Maybe she likes pasty white guys. At least she doesn't like sparkling vampires! I mean, seriously! What's the deal with those movies? Why are they so popular? Does society teach little girls to want to be loved by the undead? That's not how I raised my little girl...Er...I mean, my son.

Harry, if you can hear me. I'm sorry things didn't work out with me and new mom. She went back to that guy, J. It wasn't your fault. Don't blame yourself. Although, if you had maybe told my lawyers that I was in jail, maybe I could have gotten out sooner and then she wouldn't have left! You know what? Harry...IT IS YOUR FAULT! GOD!!!! Are you always going to be a failure or are you going to grow out of that phase someday? JEEZ! *huffs* Wait...calm down, Gobby. Breath. Sorry about that folks. Sometimes I just wonder if my son is even really the fruit of my loins....

Oh, and one more thing. Willem Dafoe. If your seeing this. Just know, there is only Dafoe. There is no other. Keep on keepin' on, man.

((This account is a roleplay account. I borrow HEAVILY from the 'Goblin Bloggin' youtube videos. I am not affiliated with ItsJustSomeRandomGuy (though I wish he would do more 'Goblin Bloggin' videos).

Also, I am not affiliated with Marvel Comics, who own the character of Green Goblin.))

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