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Report | 05/02/2013 4:24 pm

coeur-de-boeuf

Is that a clay doll

Report | 05/02/2013 4:23 pm

coeur-de-boeuf

Don't trust Rina. She's probably shitting you. When is this Woodstock, are you sure it's not Someotherstock like Polstock or Gangmemberstock or Ninjastock. What is the capital of Poland again? I can only think of "Poland". My Polish friends would be sad. Well maybe tell Rina she needs to call me. Maybe she can google Poland. I have never used google before sadly. Have you?

Report | 05/02/2013 3:56 am

coeur-de-boeuf

What they're still alive?
What? When are you going to Poland?
What?

Report | 04/25/2013 12:53 am

coeur-de-boeuf

Hayu, we go kirring spree togeder Baorin. Make sure read "AMERICAN PSYCHO" first. We needu to be same page. Maybe u reed aout raoud 2 u princess Rina an wen I come we make Baorin da best prace eber.
Wac on wac off.
Generaly, I forrow da gorden rule: Neber kir entaertanement unres u hab to. (E.G. if dey say no to you wen you ask dem for sing-sing speciar song or bubbrebath wib arr u frends.)
Yuu come to show too. Get a ticket, dey run out soon. We make goo pono mobie wib da audience.

Wir oda prane ticket today. I come 16 or 17may. Reave fo Paris 25 or 26 may. Goo?
Chickan hab too many feders. Not goo choke wen u eet. Not boder eeting human. Too sticky. Jus rice an watermeron, koor aid an manarin oranges sarad.

So goo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfUVBtXl2KM

Report | 04/24/2013 2:38 pm

coeur-de-boeuf

So goo, ferro contry man
i neber met dis CHIFAN person. BAAAAAHT?
Huhuhuhuh, I not eeted da chikun but i kirr da human! Huhuhuhuhuh.
I che u my priend, we go to restoran eeeeby day. Eet eeeeby ting dey hab, reabe no tip. Eeet ar dey mirk shake. SO PUNNY! Huhuhuhuh.
Dis one time in rondon i eet eby ting fom dis punny chine coupre restoran. i rap to deth wen dey discober i not bring dem any money. an den i kir dem. dey so sad apterbards.

bant to mobe to berin. so hot! going to eet ebyday in restoran. phatt woman rib ronger, strong woman kirr husban.
i kir ebyone. so goo.

Report | 04/23/2013 7:49 pm

coeur-de-boeuf

I'd like a celebrity cameo special:
Cookin Hot Sluts Worship Rachael Ray

The U-Haul has started.

Report | 04/22/2013 5:17 pm

coeur-de-boeuf

Yes, I will hold the camera. AND be the director.
First off, I think it will be better for marketing purposes if we rename Squirrrting Tentacle Lesbians Gettin' Filthy on the Dirty Floor. An episode based concept like this is good:
Squirrrting Barely Legal Teenage Tentacle Lesbians HOT FREE
101: Gettin' Filthy on Filthy German Floor
102: Hot Sex with Sex-Trannies That Have Phone-Sex or Paying Rent
103: Gettin' Filthy in the Streets
104: Hobo Special
105: Clean Those Floors Babeh
106: Filth Princesses Taken by REAL Space Aliens!
107: Filth Princesses In: The Cumming of Christ

Let's do this. Get some sticky notes!

Report | 04/22/2013 1:12 pm

coeur-de-boeuf

DO IT ON THE FLOOR!

Report | 04/22/2013 12:56 pm

haaairball

welly welly welly welly viddy well, thank you my brother. we could do it on the floor, real savage.

Report | 04/22/2013 10:38 am

coeur-de-boeuf

SHOW THE PHOTOS.

Report | 04/21/2013 12:58 pm

coeur-de-boeuf

I actually heard on the news the other day that Bubbles moved from your fridge to the washing machine and started cycles on her own. I mean, maybe you should stop ignoring those poor animals and start giving them hand held TVs and stuff, what else are they gonna do being locked up all day.
BY THE WAY HAVE YOU GUYS (ssssquirting lesbians) finished Everyday Jesus yet?! Been waiting aaaaaall week!

Report | 04/21/2013 8:20 am

coeur-de-boeuf

Madam Squirtle,
It is my duty to inform you that identical-marching-man-face-children-dwarves hardly inspire any more trust in me than the likes of, errr, Cthulhu. Oh, please do bring him back!
By the way, do you have a washing machine

Fluff

Report | 04/11/2013 5:42 am

coeur-de-boeuf

Well thank you, Mr/Ms Fondle! And congratulations to yourself! An amazingly frightening background photo. pirate

Report | 04/07/2013 5:57 am

coeur-de-boeuf

are you the culprit! show your face! eek

Report | 04/02/2013 7:42 pm

haaairball

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew heart

Report | 04/02/2013 7:40 pm

haaairball

and we`re gonna need a bigger boat :3

Report | 03/27/2013 1:27 pm

haaairball

Yeah baby, been there tapped that <3 Shake it :3
Sucks balls, I didn't know I'd been a member here that long. I think its the first time I've ever held an online account for two years.

Report | 03/27/2013 9:24 am

haaairball

twurk it dramallama