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Carry on, my wayward son!
Die Katze lässt das Mausen nicht.
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coeur-de-boeuf Report | 05/02/2013 4:24 pm
Is that a clay doll
coeur-de-boeuf Report | 05/02/2013 4:23 pm
Don't trust Rina. She's probably sh*tting you. When is this Woodstock, are you sure it's not Someotherstock like Polstock or Gangmemberstock or Ninjastock. What is the capital of Poland again? I can only think of "Poland". My Polish friends would be sad. Well maybe tell Rina she needs to call me. Maybe she can google Poland. I have never used google before sadly. Have you?
coeur-de-boeuf Report | 05/02/2013 3:56 am
What they're still alive?
What? When are you going to Poland?
coeur-de-boeuf Report | 04/25/2013 12:53 am
Hayu, we go kirring spree togeder Baorin. Make sure read "AMERICAN PSYCHO" first. We needu to be same page. Maybe u reed aout raoud 2 u princess Rina an wen I come we make Baorin da best prace eber.
Wac on wac off.
Generaly, I forrow da gorden rule: Neber kir entaertanement unres u hab to. (E.G. if dey say no to you wen you ask dem for sing-sing speciar song or bubbrebath wib arr u frends.)
Yuu come to show too. Get a ticket, dey run out soon. We make goo pono mobie wib da audience.

Wir oda prane ticket today. I come 16 or 17may. Reave fo Paris 25 or 26 may. Goo?
Chickan hab too many feders. Not goo choke wen u eet. Not boder eeting human. Too sticky. Jus rice an watermeron, koor aid an manarin oranges sarad.

So goo:
coeur-de-boeuf Report | 04/24/2013 2:38 pm
So goo, ferro contry man
i neber met dis CHIFAN person. BAAAAAHT?
Huhuhuhuh, I not eeted da chikun but i kirr da human! Huhuhuhuhuh.
I che u my priend, we go to restoran eeeeby day. Eet eeeeby ting dey hab, reabe no tip. Eeet ar dey mirk shake. SO PUNNY! Huhuhuhuh.
Dis one time in rondon i eet eby ting fom dis punny chine coupre restoran. i rap to deth wen dey discober i not bring dem any money. an den i kir dem. dey so sad apterbards.

bant to mobe to berin. so hot! going to eet ebyday in restoran. phatt woman rib ronger, strong woman kirr husban.
i kir ebyone. so goo.
coeur-de-boeuf Report | 04/23/2013 7:49 pm
I'd like a celebrity cameo special:
Cookin Hot Sluts Worship Rachael Ray

The U-Haul has started.
coeur-de-boeuf Report | 04/22/2013 5:17 pm
Yes, I will hold the camera. AND be the director.
First off, I think it will be better for marketing purposes if we rename Squirrrting Tentacle Lesbians Gettin' Filthy on the Dirty Floor. An episode based concept like this is good:
Squirrrting Barely Legal Teenage Tentacle Lesbians HOT FREE
101: Gettin' Filthy on Filthy German Floor
102: Hot Sex with Sex-Trannies That Have Phone-Sex or Paying Rent
103: Gettin' Filthy in the Streets
104: Hobo Special
105: Clean Those Floors Babeh
106: Filth Princesses Taken by REAL Space Aliens!
107: Filth Princesses In: The Cumming of Christ

Let's do this. Get some sticky notes!
coeur-de-boeuf Report | 04/22/2013 1:12 pm
haaairball Report | 04/22/2013 12:56 pm
welly welly welly welly viddy well, thank you my brother. we could do it on the floor, real savage.
coeur-de-boeuf Report | 04/22/2013 10:38 am



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