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We arrived at the Sea of Gehenna and the place was a wreck. There was no water and nobody was there except for a giant red dragon and a red haired girl with skull earrings who's very flat-chested.

Flonne: Miss Etna are you alright? gonk

Me: Oh so that's Etna

Laharl: Hey you what did you do my vassal? scream

Red Dragon: I was planning on eating her but it seems I get a full course meal tonight.

Flonne: You hurt Miss Etna I will never forgive. scream

Me: I swear every dragon just get stupider every time I meet one

Red Dragon: What was that? scream You dare insult me Thalios the great dragon.

Me: Look pal you're really beginning to piss me off. Now you have two options. Either you move out of our way so we can heal Etna or me and my temporary allies are gonna have barbeque dragon for dinner.

Flonne: We're just temporary allies?

Me: No duh! I still plan on killing Laharl for that bounty

Etna: Um hey guys? Can you get over here and save me? scream

Laharl: Shut up Etna before we'll leave you dead there.

Thalios: That's it I've heard enough of all this blabbering. scream

All of a sudden Thalios let out a huge fire ball from his mouth be we've all jumped out of the way.

Thalios: I'm gonna destroy out all just like I did Gehenna.

Me: So it was you who did this?

Etna: Yeah it was him. scream Now I can't have my favorite pudding anymore crying

Flonne: Poor Miss Etna. sad

Me: Shouldn't we be concentrating on killing this guy.

Thalios: My thoughts exactly twisted

Thalios grabbed me with his giant hand and slammed me to the ground.

Me: Darn it! stressed

Laharl: OVERLORD'S WRATH!

Laharl unleashed his attack on him and Thalios was hit with direct impact.

Thalios: That Hurt! THAT HURRRRRRRRRRRRT!

Laharl: There's more where that came from you pathetic demon.

Thalios: NOW I'M PISSED! COME HERE!

Thalios grabbed Laharl and threw him to the ground, and then he stepped on him. I then jumped in the air with my axe guitar and cut of Thalios' s left hear.

Thalios: AUUUUGH!

Me: Come on pal it's time for round 2. VULXIS MAXIMUS!

Vulxis Maximus is my second attack where a play a tune and I shoot a giant energy beam from my guitar. Anyway I shot Thalios and he flew several feet back. While I was about to go after him Laharl grabbed me by my shoulder and pulled me back.

Laharl: No he's mine. Nobody does that to the great Overlord Laharl and gets away with it. METEOR IMPACT!

Laharl begins flying up into the air and a several seconds later he came from the sky with a meteor and he crashed the meteor into Thalios completely destroying him.

Me: Aww man! And I wanted to eat that dragon too. stare

Flonne: Don't worry there are lots of dragons to eat in the netherworld. mrgreen

Me: Hey you! You alright?

Etna: Yeah I'm fine. But Baal sure won't be after I'm done with him.

Me: Baal was here?

Etna: Yeah him and 5 of his elites well 4 now.

Me: Why was Baal here?

Prinny: Baal was here because he wanted to exact his revenge on Laharl and his friends dood.

Etna: Hey who's telling the story here? scream

Etna goes and punches the crap out of the prinny sending him flying into the air.

Etna: Now as I was saying Baal came here to exact revenge on us and to take over all the dimension of the netherworld. I was watching the netherworld news this morning and Usagi said that Baal has now enslaved netherworld dimensions 1-8.

Me: It looks like we can't waste anytime. We have to get rid of Baal ASAP.

Etna: Btw! Who are you anyway?

Me: My name is Mark and I'm a bounty hunter who hunts and kills overlords. I was gonna kill Laharl till Baal went and messed it up.

Etna: Ya don't say? Well it looks like me and you are gonna get along just fine. Hey Prince! Shouldn't we get Mao and Adell to help us.

Laharl: Hey! This is not a tour group. scream

Me: Hey who's Mao?

Etna: He's some dorky little kid who lives in evil Academy. He's actually the dean of the school.

Me: That's impressive. ( I wonder how much HL he's worth )

Flonne: Him and Sir Laharl fought but it ended up being a draw.

Laharl: I coulda wasted him that day but I was hungry. scream

Etna: Don't you wanna know who Adell is?

Me: Not really. I already know who he is. He's beaten up my older brother Axel several times. Me and Adell are basicly best friends.

Laharl: That idiot Axel is your brother?

Me: Unfortunately yes.

Etna: But you guys don't look alike.

Me: We have different mothers.

Etna: Well at least you're waayyyyyy cooler than him.

Me: Thanks! So are gonna go to Evil Academy or not?

Laharl: Ok ok let's go. Besides I want my rematch.


TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!

My name is Mark and I'm 1789 years old. I live in the 56th dimension of the netherworld. I have an older half-brother named Axel but he's a straight retard. I don't know why he still thinks he's a big celebrity. His band Akutare sucks badly and he's a wuss. Well I guess I can thank him for helping me unlocking my powers. Unlike my brother who's just a dumb celebrity. I'm a bounty hunter. I go to different dimensions and kill overlords who have a hefty price on their heads and it seems my next target is an overlord named Laharl who lives in the 54th dimension of the netherworld.

Me: Hmm! I guess this is his castle. I jumped off my jetboard and landed on the premises.

???: Who are you?

Me: My name is Mark and I've came to kill you so I can claim that 100,000,000,000,000 HL. So Overlord Laharl prepare to die.

I pulled out my guitar and prepared to unleash my "Vulcan Pillar" attack on him.

Laharl: *yawn* Not another fool who thinks they can beat me.

Me: Oh no! I'm not gonna beat you. I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

Laharl: Oh really! Well take this! OVERLORD'S WRATH

Laharl raised his arms up in the air and out of nowhere several giant fireballs appeared around me, and when Laharl put his arms down, the fireballs came crashing down towards me. Luckily I was able to jump out of the way.

Me: That was close. Maybe I shouldn't underestimate this brat. Looks like I'm actually gonna have some fun here.

Laharl: BLAZING KNUCKLE!

Out of nowhere Laharl went and punched me in my back and his fist were surrounded with flames. That actually hurt.

Me: Okay kid now you've gone and pissed me off. You wanna see a punch I'll show you a punch. FROM MY GUITAR! GOD'S HAND!

God's Hand is one of my attack moves where I play a few tunes on the guitar and a huge electric fist comes out and nearly shocks the enemy to death. Laharl tried to escape the attack but he wasn't quick enough. I caught him.

Laharl: AAAUUUGHHH!!

Me: You're done kid!

Laharl: Oh no I'm not. Hey wait a minute I can't move. scream

Me: Weren't you listening to me before when I told you you were done? stare Now say hello to the afterlife.

Just when I was about to finish off Laharl out of nowhere a giant nail blade pierced me through my stomach and I fell unconscious for a few minutes and when I woke up I saw a giant demon that was about 8,000 feet tall and I saw Laharl on the ground battered and bruised.

Me: What happened?

???: You must be the famous Overlord Bounty Hunter Mark.

Me: Yeah that's me. Who are you and why did you ambush me like that?

Baal: I am the Supreme Overlord Baal.

I was still pissed that p***k ambushed me, so I decided to pull out my guitar and made an attempt to attack him.

Baal: It's fruitless to fight me. APOCOLYPSE FALL!

Out of nowhere a giant energy came out of the sky and shot me instantly and I was unconcious again.

Baal: Foolish demons. Laharl you and your friends may have beaten me in the past but now this time you don't stand a chance. Each time I am defeated I get stronger. Like that saiyan Goku from Dragon Ball Z. But let it be known that this Era marks "The Age of Baal".

When I woke up I was in Laharl's castle.

???: Sir Laharl he's awake.

Me: Who are you?

Flonne: Oh where are my manners. My name is Flonne the Fallen Angel from Celestia.

Laharl: So you're finaly awake and just when I was about to have fun with our match, that idiot doofus Baal goes and ruins it.

Me: What are you talkin about I was about to kill you.

Laharl: Shut your hole! scream But anyway if we want our fight to finish we must first get rid of Baal. So I the great and the most powerful overlord Laharl demand that you team up with me and help me get rid of Baal. You have no choice. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me: You know I think you might me insane stare

Laharl: SHUT UP! scream

Me: But Baal is insanely strong and neither of us will stand a chance against him if we fight him one on one. Eventhough I hate to admit it you are pretty strong so I guess I will team up with you. But after we kill Baal I'm gonna kill you got it?

Laharl: Hmph!

Flonne: Wait a minute Sir Laharl! Shouldn't we get Etna?

Me: Who's Etna?

Laharl: She's my vassal and she's always running away.

Me:Haha! You call yourself an overlord and you can't even control one of your servants. rofl

Flonne: Oh but Etna isn't just an ordinary servant. She's actually very strong. She almost has the same power lvl as Overlord Laharl.

Me: Woah! I'm surprised she's still your vassal. If I were her I would have killed you off long ago and took your throne.

Flonne: Oh Miss Etna has tried that on several occasions. sweatdrop

Laharl: CAN WE GO NOW? scream

Flonne: Where are going Sir Laharl?

Laharl: To get Etna of course. HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AND I KNOW THE PERFECT PLACE. WE'RE GOING TO THE SEA OF GHEHENNA.





TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!