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Lemony Snicket... however pessimistic he may be, his little quotes crack me up! Add's a little laughter to my fun little world.

Here are a few of my favorites:

.:Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.

.:Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

.:If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

.:I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

.:Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.

.:The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.

.:Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck.

.:If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this isn't too bad, I don't have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me if I'm left-handed or right-handed," but most of us would say something more along the lines of, "Aaaaaa! My arm! My arm!"

.:It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.

.:One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very heavy shoes, with a poisonous toad waiting patiently beneath a clump of weeds, knowing full well that eventually you will step on him.

Okie...so maybe there is more than a few. :3

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