Stuff my betta Hoss would say IF he could talk!

1) TOYS and decorations --MORE!!!

2) I'm waiting for my treat now!

3) Stop petting my fins human, I'm not a furry creature!

4) Hmm, I wonder if she will get me an even bigger tank! (I'm in a 20 gallon tank now by myself)

5) She needs to get me a girlfriend so I can have some kids.