FUNNY!!!
I've learned...
that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
Q. Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
A. In case she had to draw some blood
There was a brunette standing along side a busy road chanting "88, 88, 88, 88..."
A blonde came up to her and said, "That looks like fun, can I try?"
The brunette said, "Sure."
So the blonde chanted, "88, 88, 88, 88.."
"Well," said the brunette, "that is fun. But what is even more fun is if you say it in the middle of the street."
So the blonde said, "OK." and stood in the middle of the street. "88, 88, 88, 88-" BAM! she was run over by a car, completely flattened.
Along the side of the road, the brunette began to chant, "89, 89, 89, 89..."
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