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All the events of life are situations, there are many types of situations, emergencies, unpleasent situations, funny situations and many more. All these situations put together is our life, but in life there are situations that almost never happens, and I've thought of some of those lately, and here they are;

Imagine this; You're in a store near you, you're buying some food, not much, so you've already calculated what the food will cost and to save time for the others in the store you've already found the money, it's $3 for the food. You've got $3 in your hand and when you reach the teller, she says: "$3,5, please." So you say: "Could you Wait a sec? Just got to find the last 50 cents in my wallet." And she answers: "HELL NO!" and she runs like the wind! This will never happen..

You wake up one morning, by the sound of your doorbell, nothing is worse than being woken up by the doorbell. So you get up, sleepy as hell you walk to the frontdoor to open it up. When you open the door there's a guy standing in front of you, you don't know who the hell it is. Some weird guy with a big smile. You say "hello, may I help you?" just to be nice of course, the mother ******** woke you up with the doorbell, he deserves to be shot, but you're nice.
So he answers "Yes, may I borrow your toothbrush?"

Nobody would do this, at least nobody I know would do this in the first place, but say that you walked up to a random man you don't know and ask "Excuse me, but are you gay?" This is an answer you'll never get:
"No, but thanks for asking"

Now this situation is for the guys (Women will never get in this situation, that's for sure, women can read this too of course);
You're at the local mall and you really have to go to the toilet. The normal thing to in this situation is to go to the toilet, so you do. When you reach the toilet all the booths are taken, so you get next to this guy standing and minding his own buisness by the urinal, so you get ready to do your own buisness in the urinal, and then the guy standing next to you looks down at you and yells "WOOOW! TELL ME WHAT THE ******** YOU'RE EATING! THAT THING'S HUGE!"

You're in prison, in the shower and you drop the soap, and a fellow prisoner says; "Allow me." and wants to get it for you.

You'll never see a roadsign that says "Keep your eyes on the road" or "Do NOT crash into this sign"

You get a call on your cellphone. You don't recognize the number, but you answer anyways "Hello, who is this?" and you get the answer; "Can you hear me?" And you answer "yes" and he says "Great" and hangs up.

I apologize for not making any entries the past weeks, but I've had alot of things to do and lots of things to think about. My life has kinda got turned on the head lately and I haven't felt like trying to be funny, so for that I apologize. I'm trying to get back on track now, so I made this kinda simple entry here hopefully as a gateway entry that will lead me to more creative stuff later. Hope you like it.