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ENJOY!!! this is about as random as a fanfic can get!!!!!!
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“Hey Sasuke! Guess what? Temari, Gaara, and Kankuro are visiting for a week!!!” shouted Haruno Sakura. Sakura’s hair was bubblegum pink, and her eyes a pale green. She wore a simple red and white dress, with green leggings.
“How exciting.” said Sasuke sarcastically. Uchiha Sasuke’s clan was killed by his older brother, Itachi, when he was just 8. Now he is 12 just like his teammates, Naruto and Sakura. Sasuke has raven black hair, black eyes, a simple navy blue t-shirt with his clan symbol, a white and red fan, on the back of his shirt. He wore knee length white shorts, and white wraps on his legs.
“Fine then Since you don’t care, I’ll go tell Naruto.” said Sakura as she walked away.
“ Hey Sakura-Chan! Whats up?” asked Naruto, who had just jumped out behind Sakura. Naruto was a hyperactive, orange jumpsuit clad, blond haired Ninja. With whisker type things on his cheeks.
“Hey Naruto! I just wanted to ask you if you wanted to come with me to meet Temari, Gaara, and Kankuro at the main gate. They’re visiting for a week!”
Naruto just couldn’t say no. “ Of coarse!” he shouted.
As Naruto and Sakura walked towards the gait, they saw a red haired boy with the kanji ‘love’ on his forehead drive by in a ice cream truck, and crash into a tree.
Naruto and Sakura looked at eachother and said in unison “We found Gaara.”
“Oh hi Naruto and Sakura!”shouted Gaara who had just managed to get out of the slightly dented ice cream truck.
“…Gaara….why were you driving a ice cream truck……” asked Sakura.
“Because I was bored so I decided to hijack and ice cream truck.” replied Gaara.
“Oh my gosh! My Sasuke senses are tingling! Sasuke’s in trouble!” shouted Sakura. Starting to run in the direction of Sasuke’s screaming. Naruto and Gaara followed her because they felt like it.
“Oh No!” shouted Naruto. “Its that snake guy!!!”
“You mean Orochimaru?” asked Sakura.
“Yeah! That’s the one!” shouted Naruto.
“MUHAHAHAHAHAH!” shouted Orochimaru, the snake like legendary Ninja. “I will now use my new technique ……..Spork Army summoning Justsu!” shouted Orochimaru, as thousands of sporks appeared and started poking Sasuke. And Sasuke started screaming, because being poked by a spork is the most horrifying pain you will ever feel.
“Oooooh look. An ice cream truck….” exclaimed Orochimaru, walking over to the ice cream truck. Orochimaru got into to damaged ice cream truck and started driving away, his thousands of sporks following him. “I’ll be back!” shouted Orochimaru as he left the village in his new Ice cream truck.
“Nooooooooooooooooo!!!” shouted Gaara.
“What’s the matter Gaara?” asked Naruto.
“ Orochimaru stole my ice cream truck that I stole from my neighbors, who stole it from the ice cream man. IT’S THE WORST TRADGIDY EVER!!!!!” said Gaara.
“ I know this is sort of off topic….but where are Temari and Kankuro?” asked Sakura.
Temari is a 15 year old female ninja white blonde hair pulled up into four pigtails. she wore an purple dress with a grey-silver apron and a red obi. She carries a giant white fan with three purple dots painted onto it.
Kankuro is a 14 year old male ninja with a black jumpsuit and purple face paint. He carries a giant puppet which he calls “the crow.”

“ They probably watching a movie and eating popcorn. Tonight is movie night! I wonder what were watching….last Friday was Finding Nemo…I hope tonight is Charlie the Unicorn!” exclaimed Gaara.
“Wow Gaara. You really need help.” Said Sakura.
“Hello!? Guys? I almost got sporked to death and you don’t care aobut me?! Wow.” said Sasuke.
“OH MY GOSH! Sasuke! Are you ok?” asked Sakura.
“Yeah, yeah, I’m fine.” said Sasuke.
“OK. I’m goning to go steal popcorn from Kankuro and Temari now. Ill see you tomorrow on our separate missions. You guys remember that right? Naruto, you have a mission with me, Sakura you have a mission with Kankuro, and Sasuke you have a mission with Temari. The Hokage will explain what your missions are. See you later guys!” said Gaara.
Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke looked at eachother quizzically. “what missions?” they asked in unison.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Next Day~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura walk into the Town Hall to find out more about their mission from the 5th Hokage, Tsunade the village leader.
“oh hi Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura. have you come for your missions? As you probably know, you will be in two man groups for these missions. Sasuke and Temari, Sakura and Kankuro, and Naruto and Gaara. Naruto, you and Gaara are going to go and bring me a box of pizza and 12 dozen chocolate bars. Do not ask why. Sakura and Kankuro are going to draw pretty pictures of rainbows and butterflies. Because I said so. Temari and Sasuke are going to…..hmmm…..assassinate Orochimaru. Now go get your teammates!! And begin your missions!

~~~~~~~~~~~~Later That day-Naruto and Gaara’s Mission~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“Did Tsunade say where she wanted her pizza from Naruto?” Asked Gaara.
“No but I think we should get it from Pizza Hut.’ said Naruto. “And the Hershey’s Across the street is having a chocolate sale.”
“Ok. lets Go!” shouted Gaara.
After ordering a box of pizza from Pizza Hut, Naruto and Gaara headed over to the Hershey’s Chocolate store. They ordered 24 bars of chocolate, because Gaara said he would kill Naruto if he didn’t get his precious chocolate. After Gaara ate some of his chocolate, he was very hyper so Naruto threw the remaing chocolate at random people walking by. when they got back to The town hall, Tsunade poked them. Because she felt like it.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sakura and kankuros Mission~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“look what I drew Kankuro! A magical unicorn…..with…..a horn on its head!!!!!!!!!!!!” exclaimed Sakura.
“……Ok…..I drew…..A……actually I’m not quite sure what it is.” said Kankuro looking at the black blob on his picture. After they finished their drawings they handed them to Tsunade the Hokage and she gave them to The academy school teacher Iruka as a present. And then she poked Sakura and Kankuro because she felt like it.

~~~~~~~~~~~Temari and Sasuke’s Mission~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“ Wow….Orochimaru…is just too fast…..” said Sasuke who was running after the ice cream truck driven by Orochimaru.
“Yes he is……WAIT A SECOND!! Aren’t we ninja’s? can’t we jump from roof to roof and get our friends free cable?” said Temari. “Can’t we use that skill to catch Orochimaru?”
“Oh my gosh you’re right!” said Sasuke, as Temari started jumping on the roofs and very quickly catching up to Orochimaru.
“Oh No!” Shouted Orochimaru, who was getting out of the Ice Cream truck. “I’m out of gas!.....Now I must face you two!” said Orochimaru as Sasuke took out a sparkling type object from his pocket.
“Oooooh look Orochimaru! Shiny! Go get it!” said Sasuke as he threw the object across the street.
Orochimaru chased after the object and then randomly got stuck in a pile of peanut butter that for some apparent reason was on the other side of the street.
“That’s my cue!’ said Temari as she ripped open her fan and screamed “wind scythe jutsu!” and her fan created a massive amount of wind which she than changed into her own chakara, or spiritual energy and cut Orochimaru into tiny little pieces. “There.” she said. “I’m pretty sure he’s dead now.”
“I think you’re right” said Sasuke.
After all of their missions, Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara all went to Ichiraku, the Ramen store and celebrated.