10. By a gun. Usually mean you were in a badass gun fight with the Mafia.
Cool.
9. Getting attacked by a shark. Seriously, people will think you a hero for no reason at all! This is a great way to die if you live in a single-room apartment with an 'Employee of the Month' plaque from McDonald's. You'll also cause a mad hunt for the shark that got you. Sweet revenge!
8. Getting assasinated. This usually means you were important enough for someone to get so pissed off at you they hired someone to kill you. How... endearing.
7. In a mosh-pit. You'll die having a great, hardcore time. Shweet
6. Getting mauled by fanboys/girls. This is a great way to die... must mean you're pretty awesome. They'll also benefit by selling your clothes on E-Bay...
Or your hate club just got the wrong order of tee-shirts
5. Being engulfed in flame. The last moments of your life you can look like a super hero! Remember to shout, "Flame on!" on your last breath. Hopefully your family won't get sued for copyright enfringement
4. Getting eaten by a zombie. Sweet. To bad they couldn't use you in dawn of the dead... but at least you died badass. Wait, no... you didn't scream, did you? Oh, sorry. Now you're just a wuss.
3. Getting the death penalty for a series of murders. Awesome! You'll be known by most as the most horrible being who ever lived, but you'll also have a cool cult-like following! You even get a cool nickname for the reporters to use the the papers! You'll be immortal!
2. Getting hit by a train. (Thanks, Julia!) This way, you'll either be remembered as the idiot who's shoe got caught on the track, or the poor kid who got killed. Either way, you'll be remembered. You may even get your own special on 2o/2o! Or better yet, 60 minutes! Go you!
AND THE NUMHBER ONE WAY TO DIE...
Chocking on a Milky Way! Your last moments will be that of sweet, chocolatey bliss as your face turns blue and your heart stops...
Truly a testament of how delicious they are!
Cool.
9. Getting attacked by a shark. Seriously, people will think you a hero for no reason at all! This is a great way to die if you live in a single-room apartment with an 'Employee of the Month' plaque from McDonald's. You'll also cause a mad hunt for the shark that got you. Sweet revenge!
8. Getting assasinated. This usually means you were important enough for someone to get so pissed off at you they hired someone to kill you. How... endearing.
7. In a mosh-pit. You'll die having a great, hardcore time. Shweet
6. Getting mauled by fanboys/girls. This is a great way to die... must mean you're pretty awesome. They'll also benefit by selling your clothes on E-Bay...
Or your hate club just got the wrong order of tee-shirts
5. Being engulfed in flame. The last moments of your life you can look like a super hero! Remember to shout, "Flame on!" on your last breath. Hopefully your family won't get sued for copyright enfringement
4. Getting eaten by a zombie. Sweet. To bad they couldn't use you in dawn of the dead... but at least you died badass. Wait, no... you didn't scream, did you? Oh, sorry. Now you're just a wuss.
3. Getting the death penalty for a series of murders. Awesome! You'll be known by most as the most horrible being who ever lived, but you'll also have a cool cult-like following! You even get a cool nickname for the reporters to use the the papers! You'll be immortal!
2. Getting hit by a train. (Thanks, Julia!) This way, you'll either be remembered as the idiot who's shoe got caught on the track, or the poor kid who got killed. Either way, you'll be remembered. You may even get your own special on 2o/2o! Or better yet, 60 minutes! Go you!
AND THE NUMHBER ONE WAY TO DIE...
Chocking on a Milky Way! Your last moments will be that of sweet, chocolatey bliss as your face turns blue and your heart stops...
Truly a testament of how delicious they are!
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...Now that is an awesome way to die.