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Hey Everyone Here are some Funny Jokes I hope u like


I knew a girl that was so stupid that.......
she put two quarters in her ears and when i asked what she was doing she said listening to 50 cents.
Then she called me to get my phone number.
Then she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
Then she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
As Well she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Then she sent me a fax with a stamp on it and she tried to drown a fish.
Then she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Then she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Then she tripped over a cordless phone.
Then she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
As well she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store and she studied for a blood test.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,she moved.
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
When she took me to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

Man she STUPID!!!!!!!!