Sora set us up on a blind date…
She grabbed a few of her older friends and convinced them we were really fun…she has no idea. So I walked up to Sora and grabbed her head! “When did you plan on telling me I had a date?” I angrily whispered she smiled and replied; “Right now!” she then tilted my head to the right. I saw 2 very beautiful girls walk in. So pretty I had so take a breath to look at them. Then when I thought things couldn’t get any worse… “OH MY GOD, THEY REALLY ARE CUTE!” The girl with glasses cried…yep…just as I feared…they were preppy. What do you know…they also drink like crazy! Then the girl with glasses introduced herself. “I’m Mimi and this is Ameni! Come on!”
She grabbed Kyo and Ameni Grabbed me, they took us to a weird bar near the lake. They sat us down and started asking us dumb stuff…
“Are you really a demon?”
“How long you know Sora?”
“Do you think I’m cute?”
“You ever talk?”
Then the waiter came and brought us some drinks, I’ve never seen drinks like these before, nor have I had a drink that made me so woozy…
It was called Monkey Booze, apparently monkeys drink, and it’s the strongest substance in the world. I drank one and I was an alcoholic for the day. And for some reason I started answering questions faster.
“Yep! Full blooded!”
“I would say a week!”
“You’re really pretty!”
“I talk when I’m happy! AHAHAH!”
Oh yes, I was drunk…I could tell when I laugh like crazy. Kyo started to check out Mimi, unaware he was really drunk started saying stupid things.
“If I wasn’t a Imperial, I would make you my wife…”
She just laughed and said how drunk everyone was! Then 2 big guys came up to us, and demanded we gave back their girlfriends. I made the mistake of not giving them up, and then I told them to get the hell out. The big guy grabbed my neck then the other guy grabbed Kyo’s throat. Kyo and I looked at each other then we both kicked are thugs away from us…and I guess we were so drunk they broke down the wall. The girls then jumped on us telling us how strong we were…I took one more drink from the mug…and then I passed out.
I woke up with a note on my face…
(Dear, boys
Thanks for the good time yesterday! Hope we see you guys again!
Love, Mimi and Ameni)
Then I looked at Kyo who was locked onto my arm, idiot!
I shook him off then went up to Sora. “So how was your date?” she asked, I looked at her with a mean face…
“Next time you do this, I’m going to sell you to a zoo!” I said with such a hangover, and she just smiled. “Well I got a lot of friends…they all want to meet you!” she joyously said. I started drinking some coffee, “When do they want to meet me?”
“I INVITED ALL THEM! ALL 56!” She shouted!
My eyes widen…then I put down my coffee……then I pulled out some Monkey Booze……this was going to be one long day…
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