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Kate: shoes.
Kourt: these shoes are $300... LETS GET 'EM!
Kate: HAHAH I love you : )
Kourt: I love you deux! : D
Kate: haha i love that video : )
Kourt: I know me too. that guy is kinda scary though... Kate: kelly! yeah whata creep roflzzz
Kourt: he's one of those guys that would watch you sleep. >.> ********. now im gonna have nightmares.
Kate: nightmares of kelly watching you while you sleep being like "omg shoes. omg KOURTNEY" roflzz
Kourt: Omg shoes... OMG KATE SAAAAVE MEEEE!!! D": I wont be able to sleep tonight.
Kate: He'll be all like "KATE CAN'T SAVE YOU, BETCH!" haha then I'll be like "omg look over there, SHOES!" and he will run over there and I will save you. haha yeah. I'm amazing!
Kourt:and then he'll be like "these shoes are ******** $300... GIVE MEH MAH MONIEZ BISHE!" and come running after us
Kate: Then we'll run, and he will trip because he cant run in his four inch stilettos and we will jump onto a train and hide, but what we didnt know was that the train wasnt moving BUM BUM BUM!
Kourt: OH NOEZ!! so then he'll get closer and closer while we think about what to do and just as he gets to the train.... he slips! and falls on his face and gashes his eyes out because somehow his stilettos came off and landed in front of his face with the hell pointing up! so then we'll run like hell because he cant see and he doesnt know where to go! but he can still hear our SHOES!! and right before he bleeds to death he says..... "OMG SHOES!!!!" and he haunts train stations now.... you can faintly hear the voice saying..... "omg...shoes..... " DUNDUNDUNDDDDAANNANANANANANNANAANAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Kate: THEN!
it's next christmas time, and we get presents. and we open the cards and they say "SHOES" so we're like AHH OMG WTF?! then we open the boxes, and each of us have one of the stilettos. Then we both get all scared. We decide we must go back to the train station to investigate. ..We arrive in the grim darkness. The station is no longer running since people complained about hearing "SHOES" too much. so we get there.. Kelly jumps out of the train that we were hideing in last year, he shrieks "SHOES" and we begin to run, still holding the stilettos, he chases us, now able to see with his ghost powers and shrieks : "I'M GOING TO CATCH YOU BETCHES!" BUM BUM BUM..!
Kourt: as we are running, we come up with a devious plan to sprinkle seasonings on the stilettos and chuck them at kelly's face! because EVERYONE knows.... kelly is allergic to spices xD [and if they didnt know, its because I made it up and they know now] so we throw those shoes at her! and she sneezes like crazzzzzeh! and we keep running while she's stuck there suffocating because the spice got in her nose and she kept snuffing it up! [she's not very bright, you see] so we runrunrun when all of the sudden...... her two galpals from the video appear! and they say... "Hey homie, you got some ID?" dundundunddnud!!!!
Kate: AND THEN..!
we're like uh oh! and you distract them, while I draw us some IDs on the shoe receipts I stold out of the stilettos. I hand you one of the fake IDs and we show them to the galpals. BUT.. silly me I gave you the wrong one! and they notice! By then Kelly comes running over screaming "OMG GALPALS THOSE ARE THE GIRLS!" so the not only is Kelly after us now, but the galpals are too! So we jump into the pond behind the abandond train station and we breathe through those reed things. Meanwhile, Kelly and the galpals are plotting their strike on us, since they would never jump into the water and ruin their 300$ shoes. They decide to order some sharks. They viciously toss the sharks into the water, and we begin to swim away from them. But we are no match for the speed of the sharks OH NO..!
Kourt: But wait! Ive got a bag of YOUR DELICIOUS BRAN MUFFINS in my pocket! and since sharkies like soggy foods... I take the baggy out and sread the muffins all over! we escape from the water and runrunrun to the nearest elevator in the mall! [which of course, while we're inside it, we dance to the elevator music] after our dance [which is the s**t] we go to the shoe store, but the girlies are following close behind! we quick steal some shoes!! but they are ******** $301 a ******** DOLLAR more than their shoes!! so we already have awesome stilettoe combat skills!
Kate: So we put on our $301 ******** stilettos and as Kelly and the Galpals come in, we realize this is going to be a challenging fight. I take on the galpals. While you take on Kelly herself. You kick her in her balls, BUT WAIT..! shes got shoes stuffed in her pants! she kicks you in the face & you fall to the ground. So I forget the galpals [who are fighting over a pair of shoes in the corner] and take on Kelly, I through a pair of shoes at her, they hit her in the wig, it falls to the floor. now this, REALLY upsets her. she screams "YOU'RE GONNA DIE BETCH" and flips me over her sholder, I'm instantly knocked out. we're both on the ground and kelly pulls out some explosives attached to her shoes, and she decides shes going to blow us up inside the mall. [after stealing all shoes of course] WHAT WILL KATE AND KOURT DO...?!
Kourt: well... the gal pals accidentally bump into kelly with the explosives while they are fighting over the omg ******** shoes! kelly trips on his wig and slips and the explosive shoe devices are thrown into the air! everyone watches in horror as I shake you awake and you catch the shoes! then we both freak and I shove them into kelly's pants and push her off the second story floor balcony into the fountain down below! dunddudndun BOOM! the galpals are pissed now!!!
Kate: THEN..! The galpals slice open one of the sensors on the shoes and through them at as like razor blades, we dodge the fist ones, then the through more, and they through more! This time they cut off the top of our hair. WOW THEN..! then call up some shoe zombies! The zombies begin to attack us, hitting us over the head with shoes, I'm hanging over the edge, about to fall into the pond where kellys dead blown up body is lying, you don't notice me about to die, since the Shoe Zombies and galpals are attacking you. WHAT WILL KATE DO..?!
Kourt: oh noez! so I dont notice you but Im fighting the smelly shoe zombies and find a stillettoe and threaten to throw it over the balcony if they dont cooperate! these shoes are FUKICNG ONE MILLION DOLLARS!! and im going to toss them into the fountain if they dont cooperate! so then im dangling the shoe over th balcony and I see you slipping! so I tell the zombies..... "Save the girlie or the shoe gets it...i aint ******** around!" so they get you up and since they pissed US off by chopping off our hair I throw the shoes over the balcony and some of the zombies go over the balcony to try and save the shoes but you know, they SPLAT on the floor! But then there are still zombies that are coming after us and they are as mad as us!!!!
Kate: OH NO...! So then, we start kicking the zombies, it has no effect. I notice that there is a wire that is about to start a pair of shoes on fire, I think OHMUHGAWSH WERE GOING TO DIE!
BUT THEN..! the wire hits into the sprinklers on the cealing. The water comes down and falls onto the shoes zombies melting, first their makeup, then themselves. The zombies are now in a green melted glob on the floor of the mall. We begin to jump with joy because we think we're going home safe. But then, we remember the galpals. We're like ahh wtf, where did they go?! we hear them wispering in the corner, we go over to investigate. They are performing a ritual to bring kelly back to life, for the third time. we try to stop them, it's already to late. we turn around to find the galpals and kelly standing before us, armed with shoes. WHAT WILL WE DO...?!
Kourt: So then I scream out.... "JEBUS WHY WONT YOU BISHES DIEEEE!!!!" so then we start kicking and punching all of them in a shoe fury! kelly then starts attacking us with her terrible makeup! we end up looking like drag queens / CHEAP whores!
we ARE PISSED!!
we take their shoes and we start wailing on those girlies i mean beating the living crap outta them! but then kelly has got ANOTHER set of explosivess!!!!! and they are somehow water proof! so then the sprinklers start melting our makeup into the zombie goo and we are knee high in the uckyness! we can barely move in that stuff and kelly and the galpals get there feet stuck in there from the heels and cant move but thankfully we have converse on and they are magic so they dont get stuck and we quick tape the explosives to the girlies and we figure out a way to get the explosives to ignite and go off but also a way to get out of the globiness in time!
Kate: HOORAY! kate & kourt have saved the day! so everyone now calls us up to solve crime for them, and mysteries. all we've got do do is be like K & K UNITE! and we appear and kick some betches a**.
mhm, we're amazing : )!
`Jebus · Wed Dec 27, 2006 @ 08:06pm · 2 Comments |