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Vvryn
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Who's drunk, crazy, and obsessed with a Pearl? CAP'N JACK.
You knew this was coming. You knew it, didn't you?

Well, whether anyone did or didn't -- I, for one, didn't. It's one of those "spur of the moment" things because I've got nothing else to do. So! What's the point of this post? I don't know, really. Let's just see how strange I am with a completely random entry, mmkay, loves?

Good? Okay, here it goes!

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Well, first off...

Don't you hate people that won't do something for another without demanding something for themselves? Now, I don't exactly hate my brother, but whenever he's asked to do something, he always goes "What're you going to do for me?" Or he'll say "If you give me twenty bucks."

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Isn't it funny when people diss Drew Carey on Whose Line Is It Anyway? I think it is. Hee.

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[Kids and parents are in school, students telling the audience made up of their class about their parents' occupations. A girl starts speaking, followed by a URL behind a black background with a deep man's voice speaking, and then a boy presents lastly. It's a goddamn Charter commerical.]

"My daddy's the best daddy in the world! He helps me with my homework and takes me to dance class. And my daddy can also use magic. He uses his special box to get cable television without paying... and then he says it isn't really stealing, 'cause it's magic."

"Report cable-theft anonymously at cabletheft.com."

"My daddy's a police man...!"

[Boy's father looks at the girl's father with a raised brow. Girl's father sinks low in his chair. This is why you don't tell your kids everything, I guess.]

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I hate how when you've got Charter's service you end up with a s**t-load of Charter commercials. It's like "Yes! I'm using Charter, dammit! Why the hell do you have to keep showing your commercials? We're using your service, don't advertise to us!"

Me and my friend were watching the same show one time while talking on the phone. A charter commerical came up, but for her it was a car sales commercial. She doesn't have Charter. It think that's very... backwards and stupid. And a hella-lot annoying.

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"Captain. Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?"

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I can't think of anything.

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"A million points to everybody. A million. Feel the heat, Regus."

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Tomorrow's the 4th of July, ain't it? Mm.

Oh say can you see...

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******** kangaroos.

I love Ze End of Ze World!

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THE END~!





 
 
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