First Story of Nonsense Part 1: I like Cheese!! Do you??
Hello, my name is Billy Bob Joe and I love to eat cheese every day why dont you come and eat cheese with me and all of my friends when the moon is full and a darkish bluish color that makes puking look beautiful and you sing with the mermaids on the purple lagoon out in the Mexican Library where all books are black and have nothing but white pages on the inside and you are like WTF!! and everyone is like Shhhhh, this is a library and you suddenly decide to leave because you hate books and have no idea why you went there and as you leave the building you come to find that giant cockroaches are taking over the world as they ride on the backs of bullfrogs destroying everything in their paths while eating grapefruit on a Sunday afternoon with the great bears of the National Park Forest and you love to eat roasted eggs straight from the side walk and think they look fantastic when bugs that have eaten your ind sing karaoke every saturday night with big panthers that want to eat them but they cant because they are vegetarians and would rather swing through trees like monkeys when they arent and eat bananas that taste like grapefruit which is actually the favorite fruit on the mind at Pluto when the moon has died and the sun has gone Kablunk and you think everything is over when its not and the fat lady went on a slim fast diet so it aint over til the fat lady sings and well since their aint no fat lady then this story will never die and this isnt a story this is you concience talking to you through the words of another who loves to sing and dance every purple banana eating night with jaw breaking penguins who want to take over the world even though the piranhas have already beaten them to it and the ice caps have gone polar and you must be an idiot if you are still reading this because this is the story of nonsensical bears singing and dance in the trees while the branches go snap and they all fall and die with George Bush saying he isnt democratic hes republican and then he says the world shall be ruled by flying squirrels that will attack and eat your mind while you eat Charlie and the Chocolate Factories chocolate never knowing what your fate will be you imbosile of incompetance and do you like all of the fantasico magnificoso words that I just adore using even though they may sound very advanced for a thought and brain as tiny as yours when all you need to know is you love apples and veggietales with how they sing and dance and sing and dance and sing and dance and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and suddenly the world goes KABLOOMEY and you are like OMG Romeo like Killed Juliet Or is It The Other Way Around, Did Juliet Kill Romeo Like OMG and Like whoa this has gone on long enough and I am running out of time to talk so I will post the series of the Banana eating Pantehrs part two one I have found my home in the lost city of Atlantis where the dolphins eat sharks and sharks are guppies that cant spell although they can read. Thank you!!
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