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So Rosario got me some snake legs. That was nice of him. Now I could join him and Fey, and be the "Snake Trap Trio" or something. But as soon as I changed my avatar to be a snake-trap, Rosario changed his avatar too. He was no longer part snake. Oh well, maybe we can't be a trio, but I'll keep the snake legs on for a while to impress Fey. I'm sure he might like it.

Rosario and I were planning on roleplaying, then this other girl came in. Our very short RP just consisted of me "running the ******** away", and trying to drown myself in a lake. Rosario dried up the lake (somehow), and gave me CPR to get the water out of my lungs. Then my character was like, "Why... why didn't you just let me die?"

"And scene!"

It was 8:00 where I was, so I was planning to go to bed. However, Rosario said that Hool was online. I didn't want to miss the chance to see her, so I went to Towns 2. I also asked Rosario if he could come to Towns 2 with me. He didn't want to, saying it would give his computer a hard time, but he was somehow convinced to come with me.

I went to the mansion, where Hool was said to be. But it turned out she was afk. (I wonder, what motivates a person to go afk, if there's even a motivation?) Not thinking she'd stop being afk, I returned to the chatroom with Rosario.

I was surprised to see that Hool came into the chatroom we were in. (Even though Rosario was calling her "Anne" when they met the first time, he just called her "Butt" this time around.) I greeted Hool, and I told her I liked her current avi. It was some cool lady in black with an umbrella. Looks like someone from a spy movie.

Rosario asked me where I was in Towns 2. So I told him that I left when I found Hool afk. And I thought Rosario wouldn't actually come there because of his computer limitations. Though it seems that he and Hool were both waiting for me at the mansion. I left chat, and went into Towns 2 to return to the mansion.

Once I got there, the three of us tried to think of something we could do. Since we were having a night at the mansion, I said we could dine on fine wine and cheese. Now that sounded great to them, but Rosario doesn't like cheese, and Hool is lactose-intolerant. So Rosario is gonna be having wine and Cheetos(He doesn't like cheese, but he likes Cheetos? What a world.). As for Hool, she doesn't want wine with her meal. She requested banana milk instead. (What?)

So for our fine dining, here's what we each got. I kept mine as wine and cheese. Rosario got wine and Cheetos. And Hool got banana milk with dairy-free cheese.

We briefly talked about this food, but we never actually ate any of it (not even in RP). Then Rosario had the idea that we could play Truth Or Dare. Hool found that very nostalgic, as Hool and I played a game of Truth Or Dare when we first met. (I can't believe how little views that entry gets. It's where I first met Hool. I think people would want to see it.)

Here's some things that happened in our game of Truth Or Dare. This isn't everything, and it may all be in the wrong order. This is just some stuff I remember from our game.

Rosario went first. He asked me truth or dare. Since it's kinda my thing to be the daredevil of this game, I picked "dare". So Rosario pointed out a guy in the corner of the mansion, who I forget the username of. I think their name was "PersonWhoEats" or something like that. He dared me to go over there, and ask him to eat something.

I went over to "PersonWhoEats", and asked him if he could eat something. So he asked me if I had any food to give him. I gave him some wine and cheese, and he chowed down on the free food. While he was eating that, Rosario held out a pickle. He dared me to make him eat this in a sandwich. But I told him that he can't ret-con his dare. He wanted me to give him SOMETHING. The wine and cheese will do.

(Fun fact: When Rosario and I referred to "PersonWhoEats" with male pronouns at this time, they corrected us, stating they were actually a female. Turns out their avi is just androgynous. Does this count as a reverse trap?)

On another turn, I asked Hool truth or dare. Of course, I'm the only who dares, so she picked "truth". So I asked her what's the most perverted thing she's ever done. It's normally not me who would ask such a question, but I wanted some truth that would embarrass her. She's really never done much, but she once touched a guy's abs out of curiosity.

Hool gave Rosario a truth or dare, and he picked "truth". She asked him if he's ever been beaten up before. He says he has, and actually seems to have nostalgia for those days.

Rosario asked me truth or dare, and I picked "dare". So he dared me to send him and Hool a selfie. (When I expressed shock at the idea, Hool thought I didn't know what a selfie was for a second. lol) So I decided to type *gives Rosario and Hool a selfie*. But Rosario says he wants a REAL picture of my face. He wants to see what I look like in real life.

I refused to do such a thing. I prefer to remain anonymous. I don't give out my name, my face, or information about the place I live in. So in the end, an RP "photograph of me" is all they get. (Even if I wanted to give them a picture of my face, I don't actually have access to any.)

Then after that, we got into a discussion about what I look like. I told Rosario he could guess, but I wouldn't tell him if he got anything right or wrong. He immediately remembered a remark I made in a previous journal entry. In that one, I said people think I look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. (He's good at remembering details like that. I'm impressed. I'm still not going to show my face though.)

I gave Rosario a truth or dare, and he picked "truth". I struggled to think of something, but I settled on what his worst injury was. He asked if a "cyst" counts. I didn't know what that is, and nobody wanted to tell me because it was too gross. But I told them that I didn't want to google it. I could see a gross picture. So Hool said that it's an excessive amount of cells that essentially create a tumor.

Hool gave Rosario a truth or dare, and Rosario picked "truth". She asked him how short his hair was. To express it, he compared the length to a fictional character. Unfortunately, I never watched the show this character was in (nor do I remember their name), so I don't know the length of Rosario's hair.

Later on, Hool had also asked Rosario how tall he was. I think he was like 6'11 in feet. Turns out that Hool is 6'4. And here I am at 5'6. I'm shorter than both of them, but keep in mind that I'm 16, Rosario is 17, and Hool is 18. Plus, my family is rather short, especially on my mother's side. I'm actually the second tallest person in my own house, only beaten by my father.

At one point, I asked Hool truth or dare. She picked "truth". I asked her if she's ever contemplated murder, and if so, who she wanted to kill. She says that there's too many people to count. I joked about it by saying, "Hool, you homicidal maniac!" And it seems Hool isn't the only one. Rosario's once thought about killing a person too. I guess it's just a human thing.

Rosario once asked Hool truth or dare, and she of course picked "truth". Rosario asked her if she would ever have sex with the Asian men on her profile. (For those who have never seen Hool's profile, there's a bunch of random Asian men on it.) Hool answered "no", saying that she was asexual. Rosario was surprised, but I really wasn't.

Rosario had asked me a truth a dare, where I had picked my usual "dare". He dared me to say the worst thing I would ever do to him. So I said the worst thing I would ever do to Rosario was show him my face. I wouldn't do anything TOO bad. I like the guy too much. Rosario is my pal. (He called me his trap-sunshine earlier. That's an honor coming from him.)

This might have been the point that Hool discussed a journal entry I did. For those who don't know, I put a "Friends Only" entry up a long while ago. It was called "The Story Of Me". I will not disclose what that entry contains. It's "Friends Only" for a reason.

But after reading the entry, Hool thinks I may have a mental condition. Apparently, Hool and Rosario had talked about this entry with each other while I was offline. (Makes me wonder if these two are on each others' friend lists. It would be great to finally get my friend circle going.) Rosario had actually brought up the idea that I have some disorder earlier that day. Though he couldn't remember the name of it. Hono, who was in the room at the time, joked by saying I had "Kyoaids". lol

I denied Hool's idea that I had this said condition. (I won't say what it is, but those who read that entry know.) I'm not as extreme as those who actually DO have such a thing. I think that maybe a few of my character attributes make it seem like I have it, but there are things that don't line up.

Later, Hool asked me truth or dare. I picked "dare". So Hool dared me to link her to the worst thing I've ever written. I told her the worst thing I've ever written was my first attempt at a creepypasta. Rosario was exited, as it turns out he likes creepypastas too. (Remind me to talk with him about them.) This bad creepypasta I wrote no longer exists in document form, but I remember what it was about.

This creepypasta was about a hacked cartridge of Pokémon Heart Gold. In this game, Lyra and Silver were plotting to kill Ho-oh. Gold got in their way, and would be crippled by a thunderbolt from Lyra's Raikou. The story ended with a decapitated Feraligatr (that could fight even without its head), and a "scary" Meganium nicknamed "Finale". In case you're wondering, they DID kill Ho-oh at the end.

Yeah.... You know what they say: You've gotta get some bad drawings out of you before you can make some good ones.

Rosario actually picked "dare" once, and I was surprised. I guess I wasn't the only one who thought we needed to mix things up. Hool dared him to send her a link to his favorite fanfiction, even if it's erotic. Knowing Rosario, he confessed that he has a lot of porn he likes.

Later on, I asked Hool truth or dare, and she picked "truth". I asked her if she could choose between being a man or a woman, which she would choose. She chose that she'd be a guy, with Rosario agreeing with her. (I can respect her opinion, but I personally feel like that's an overrated answer. People just love to jump on the "being a guy is paradise on Earth" bandwagon.)

Of course, the reasons she gave for her choice were rather startling. She said there were "rapists everywhere, and she couldn't get certain jobs as a woman". Bullshit claims like these are the calling card of an SJW. I could smell Hool's fake hipster glasses and arbitrarily dyed hair from a mile away.

But of course, I wasn't sure if this was true. Was she really an SJW this whole time? I asked Hool about it, and she wanted me to tell her what I think about SJWs. Of course, SJWs are the over-sensitive young people who mainly hang out in colleges, or on Tumblr. They constantly whine about how "oppressed" they are, making several bullshit claims. Whether it be "video games being sexist" or "rape culture" or "microagressions" or "objectification" and whatnot, the SJW is good at spewing bullshit.

They say if you disagree with an SJW online, they'll brand you as a bigot. Because to them, you're either as crazy as them, or you're a white supremacist, and a misogynist, and stuff. As a white male, SJWs are my natural enemy in the wild. They'll constantly try to tell me how "privelaged" I am, and they hope I'll just believe them. I could go on and on about all the things that are wrong with them, but this entry is getting too long. I may have to discuss this another time.

Rosario was like, "So they're basically feminists?" Yeah. Pretty much. Feminist and SJW are interchangeable terms. Rosario's shown to have an opposition to feminism as well, but his only exposure to it is the Amazing Atheist's videos. The Amazing Atheist does a crappy job at explaining what's really wrong with feminists. All he does is point out the radicals, and act like they're all radical. (Hool pointed this out too.) I may need to educate Rosario on the moderate feminists, who are also pretty stupid, but not as dangerous.

Hool didn't answer my question though. Both Rosario and I are anti-feminist. Where does she take a stance? Is she pro-feminist or anti-feminist? Hool laughed at how I "only saw two sides". She apparently falls somewhere in between pro and anti. If she had to pick, she says she'd lean more towards pro-feminist. sad

Well... I can handle this. I can stay her friend, even if we have clashing political viewpoints. She's more than just a feminist. She's my friend. But if she ever says she's "triggered", I'm gonna let you loyal readers know.

Rosario was getting tired of Hool and I discussing our political opinions, and just wanted to get back to the game. So I asked Rosario truth or dare. He picked "dare" again. I dared Rosario to punch Hool in the face. (Not in real-life. Just having Rosario's avatar punch Hool's avatar.) Rosario was like, "I could do something worse to her." I made the off-hand remark, "Then punch her in the p***y! I don't care!"

Hool was wondering why there, and I said she had no nuts to punch. So the vag was the closest we could get. She actually said that being punched in the lady parts actually hurts as much as being punched in the guy parts. Of course, I can't take a feminist's word for that. I'll have to look it up later. Either way, Rosario "fisted" Hool as he put it, and it was time for another person to go.

Later on in our game, it was my turn again. So I asked Hool for a truth or dare. She picked truth, so I gave her a good question. "Do you think we should stop this game go to bed now?" It was almost 10:00 where I was. I needed to sleep. Rosario wanted to keep going, and so we did for a few more rounds.

Then I finally told them that I was getting too tired to continue. So we decided that since it's late for all of us, we should all go to bed. That concludes our game of Truth Or Dare. I wonder if Santa Claus still pisses off Hool. Is it because he's white? Does that give her PTSD? lol Until then...

Be Right Back, World!