It's impossible not to feel bad for the producers of the Signboard Songs Awards. Provided that the awards are based on rankings on Signboard graphes, which are loaded with average and also less compared to below average artists, the manufacturers are compelled to take what they can get in terms of performers given that the far better top-selling artists (Adele, Mumford & Sons) remain clear of the program.
8:05 PM - In a flooding of Vegas showgirls, host Tracy Morgan appears using a coat that looks like the Chrysler Structure.
8:08 PM - Shania Twain provides the Rap Artist honor to Nicki Minaj, which is wearing a gown (!) and pretty considerably more clothing than she's ever wore in the past. She defeats Psy so I think YouTube views don't count in the direction of obtaining ballots.
8:15 PM - Selena Gomez strolls like an Egyptian and also executes (i.e. lip syncs) 'Come and also Obtain It'.
8:19 PM - The Band Perry perform "Better Dig Two" with vocalist Kimberly Perry using a horrible bunch of fringe and her bros, Reid and Neil each wearing silver leather trousers. Trigger nothing claims country like silver leather pants. Midway the trio do a floor tom solo resembling a countrified Blue Man Group minus the paint.
8:28 PM - Iconopop, which contains two women singers, carry out 'I Love It' which, if you've ever taken a spinning lesson, you're most likely knowledgeable about. Not specifically the most cohesive efficiency as both singers stroll aimlessly around the phase and occasionally lift and also down in location.
8:32 PM - Psy as well as host Tracy Morgan, in an intense yellow collection and also Psy-esque wig, attempt a moving off as well as do a Children 'n Play technique.
8:33 PM - Lawbreaker Chris Brown aims to sing 'Exchangeable' real and fails badly. His voice regularly cracks as well as he cannot take care of the greater notes without going sharp. Things that could taken care of in a studio cannot be fixed right here. Thankfully he stops singing entirely to do a faux martial arts dance section with his male back-up dancers. His women back-up dancers continued to be an arms size far from Brown at all times and had the ability to leave the phase unhurt.
8:41 PM - Alyssa Milano in a 'what is she using?!'? outfit and also Avril Lavigne ('memba her?!), who assumes she simply pointered into a ceremony and also promptly secure a fake smile and hand on your hip position, existing Digital Tune to Carly Ray Jepson for 'Call Me Maybe.".
8:44 PM - Frat rap artists Macklemore & Ryan Lewis carry out 'Second hand Store' using losers that resemble they bought at a thrift shop.
8:53 PM - Tracy Morgan gives a brief however odd homage to Michael Jackson by wearing a silver sequined jacket he had actually made after viewing the King of Pop live.
8:54 PM - A quite drunk Children Stone, that's looking a growing number of like Ted Nugent each day, gets the most effective split of the night with 'Let's give it up for individuals lip-syncing under pre-recorded songs.' Rock offers Leading Rap Tune to Macklemore & Ryan Lewis for 'Thrift Shop.' They say thanks to Great Will and also Value Village.
9:05 PM - Taylor Swift does '22' live for the very first time ever on TV! Yay! Blessed us! Swift and her arm or legs, are sporting a t-shirt with a unicorn and a sparkly rainbow on it (I wish I was joking). Starting backstage, Swift continues to the field and afterwards to the phase getting some back-up professional dancers consisting of the Jabbawockeez along the road. The Jabbawockeez actually dance circles around her as Swift's choreography still contains either strolling or feet firmly in location as her arms technique. Cue the red ballon decrease (her last album is called Red. Obtain it?)!
9:08 PM - Kacey Musgraves sings 'Merry Go Round' with a guitarist, pianist as well as cellist. Lyrics include 'Momma's hooked on Mary K, brother's connected on Mary J, Daddy's connected on Mary two doors down'. Now that's nation.
9:11 PM - Leading Touring Artist likelies to Madonna which appears dressed like ... I do not also understand ways to describe the clothing ... but a great deal of fishnet is involved and there's a padlock around her neck. She has presenter Will.I.Am hold her honor and her 'pompous sunglasses.'.
9:20 PM - Justin Bieber sings to track while executing 'Take You' and also makes a decision to take us for a trip on Bieber Air. The number is staged in a flight motif complete with leather dressed female air travel attendant dancers. Fasten your seat belts. It's visiting be a crappy performance. The Bieb is still using those dropped crotch pants - this time around they're leather and also to his knees - one glove, one sleeved coat and pilot sunglasses. As if to show his mic is on, Bieber trousers right into his mic as he strikes his last pose.
9:31 PM - Top Album likelies to Taylor Swift's Red which explains the honor as 'magical.'.
9:34 PM - Pitbull & Christina Aguilera perform 'Feel This Minute'. The choreography contains, well there is no choregraphy, which becomes quite noticeable when Pitbull and Aguilera nearly meet on stage. The track borrows the key-board hook from A-ha's 'Take On Me' so, lo as well as behold, A-ha's diva Morten Harket reveals up as well as sings one carolers of 'Tackle Me' and also for about 15 seconds, this efficiency is worth enjoying.
9:42 PM - Leading Male Artist goes to Rachel Maddow lookalike Justin Bieber. He many thanks his 'whole Belieber follower team.'.
9:44 PM - After his awesome Grammy look, it's no shock vocalist Miguel is doing below, even though he has yet to make a dent in the graphes. Everything was going terrific until 9:47 PM when Miguel attempts to do a Jackie Wilson to leap over the fan pit onto another arm of the stage, overestimates his jump, comes up brief and also lands on several females in the pit, knocking them to the floor. Miguel, get prepared to create some checks.
9:55 PM - Ed Sheeran, that obviously is Taylor Swift's day tonight (God help him), does.
9:59 PM - J. Lo and Pitbull execute 'Celebrate.' J. Lo starts by stating 'Nothing Lasts Permanently," which holds true of her marriages. Using a red bangle leotard with red feather sleeves as well as red leather thigh high boots (not specifically the most slendering outfit), J.Lo ends her efficiency resting on a pedestal made of guys. Type of like just how it is for her in genuine life.
10:10 PM - Top EDM Artist visits David Guetta who tells a fun tale concerning being on the cover of Signboard Magazine 4 years back.
10:13 PM - Will.I.Am as well as Justin Bieber (on no, not once again) execute "That Power". Yikes.
10:24 PM - David Guetta, Ne-Yo and Akron perform 'Play Hard.' It could be summed in one word: lasers.
10:30 PM - The Turning point Award (brought to you by Chevrolet) goes to Justin Bieber. As well as basically, from my heart, I really desire to state, it should ... truly be regarding the music. He claims this with a straight face while still wearing his dropped corner leather trousers.
10:36 PM - Vegas resident Celine Dion offers Billboard Artist of the Year to Taylor Swift. Swift enters a good line by telling her followers, 'You are the longest and also best partnership I have actually ever had.'.
10:40 PM - Nicki Minaj and Lil' Wayne do 'Secondary school.' At one selena gomez nude point, Lil' Wayne rests on a chair while Minaj proceeds to give him a lap dance. Visit sophisticated Nicki.
10:49 PM - Erykah Badu and also Janelle Monae get in the phase like 2 stylized queens and also present the Symbol Honor to Royal prince.
10:52 PM - Lastly, some artistic integrity! Royal prince and his all-female band provides a bluesed-out, sluggish jam variation of 'Let's Go bananas' segueing into 'FixUrLifeUp' Putting on an environment-friendly one-piece suit, edge jacket and also afro, Prince truly goes back to his Santana follicles in this performance. Perfection.
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8:19 PM - The Band Perry execute "A lot better Dig Two" with vocalist Kimberly Perry wearing a horrible lot of edge and also her brothers, Reid and Neil each putting on silver natural leather pants. 9:05 PM - Taylor Swift performs '22' live for the first time ever before on TELEVISION! 9:20 PM - Justin Bieber sings to track while performing 'Take You' as well as determines to take us for a ride on Bieber Air. 9:34 PM - Pitbull & Christina Aguilera perform 'Feel This Minute'. 9:44 PM - After his awesome Grammy appearance, it's no shock vocalist Miguel is carrying out below, even though he has yet to make a dent in the graphes.
