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- You came to fix my thermostat while I wasn’t home and I walked in on you and you scared the s**t of out of me and I hit you with a broom.
- We’re both counselors on different teams in a Summer camp for children.
- We met at a “degaying” camp and are bunk bed buddies. Those Christian pastors can’t stop our growing love.
- You work at Victoria’s Secret and measured my boobs to get my bra size, and it’s all you know about me.
- You spilled iced coffee on me in the winter, and I almost threw you in traffic after calling you a freak.
- You just moved into town, and we go to the same church where your parents force you to go to with them. You are trying very much to break my innocence.
- We were both out camping, and we have identical tents. You accidently came to sleep in mine because it was dark, stupid you forgot to bring a flashlight, and I cried because I thought I was going to die when I woke up with a stranger’s arms around me.
- We’re both rival YouTubers with the “anything you can do I can do better” rivalry. Whoever uploads a video first, the other one makes a video exactly like it but better. Our subscribers ship us even though we live far away from each other. We have an encounter at a con one day.
You work at Lush, and I go buy a bath bomb. I return the next day angry covered in glitter, and you laugh at me.
- After finding out our datefriend is cheating on us with each other, we go on a vacation together not only to find out he has a third lover but also that we’re gay as hell.
- My dad is the pirate captain of this ship, and your dad is the first mate. We often steal beers and have drinking contests because despise each other.
- Your a*****e of a cat came in through my doggy door and scratched my couch, scared my dog, and broke a vase, what are you going to do about it?
- You’re a Viner, doing random things to the public, and I’m your next victim.
- You kicked my seat at the movie theaters one time, so the next time I saw you, I made sure to enter the same movie as you to kick your seat.
- We’re both bass players in local bands, and we can’t talk to each other because it’s against our band code. We run into each other at the music store and realize we have a lot of things in common. We now sneak around and try to hang out without our respective lead singers finding out.
- I volunteer at a homeless shelter, and you have to do community service there because you got a DUI.
- You work at PetCo, and I take my younger sibling to go buy a hamster. You help us and get bitten by the hamster, and I laugh at you. A week later, the hamster dies and I came to get a new one since PetCo has a policy that lets me get a free hamster if the one I got dies within 15 days and if I return the corpse of the old one. You accidently drop the corpse on the floor when checking if it’s real, and you make my sibling cry. You then promise to take us out for ice cream after work.
- We met at an Con and complimented each other’s cosplay. We took pictures together and exchanged Tumblr and Skype info. We haven’t stopped talking since.
- I got a crush on your fraternal twin, but then I fell in love with you.
- We’re both cheerleaders, and you get to look up my skirt everyday.
- We both teach at the same elementary school, and kids say the darnest things like how they constantly ask me in front of you if I love you.
- We both belong to different criminal gangs. We meet and fall in love, and I’m unaware that you’re the person who was sent to kill my mother.
- I’m the nanny of your kids, and you’re really uptight, strict, educated, and hate lies. We fall in love with each other, but I’m hiding the fact that in the night after the kid’s bed time, I go dance at a strip club since I have a tight contract.
- You have a obsession with Axe spray, so I sneak into your bag and switch it out with real cologne.
- You’re new at school, and you’re my new locker neighbor.
- I rob homes for living, and I meet you at a bar one day. The next morning, I wake up at your place only to find out it’s an apartment that I’ve robbed before. Turns out I stole some ring that has been in your family for generations and has a lot of sentimental value. I now go through trouble to try to get you back the ring because I feel bad. Also, your laptop had a lot of porn on it and your password was puppies.
- We met at a concert, and you’re a human giraffe. I kindly asked you if I can go in front of you, but you dragged me to the corner where we wouldn’t interrupt anyone and lifted me up on your shoulders.
- You work at your family’s bakery, and I went to go buy myself a birthday cake because I’m a lonely loser. You gave me a birthday discount and ate the cake with me. We bonded over our love for sweets.
- You and your motorcycle gang caught the criminal who stole my tiny dog.
- I lost my little sibling in IKEA and I need your help finding them
- I work at the animal shelter and you always come in to pet the cats when you’re sad
- "Oh so you’re the camp counselor my little sibling keeps talking about"
- We both have friends who party too hard and we keep running into each other in the bathroom while we hold their hair back
- We showed up at a book club meeting but we’re the only people there who are not interested in Nicholas Sparks
- We both signed up for an adventure cycling class and we’re the slowest people so we always end up biking together at the back
- I work at Chuck E. Cheese and your sibling is having a huge birthday party
- Your RA almost caught your illegal cat but I convinced them that it was just me meowing
- I have a service dog and you’re failing this class because you just stare at it instead of taking notes
- Our little siblings are on rival sports teams and I’ve made it my life goal to cheer louder than you
- Someone gave me a fake phone number and it’s actually yours
- You locked your bike to my bike and now I have to wait here
- Flower shop across from a Tattoo shop AU
- I overheard a joke in your conversation and oh s**t I just laughed at it AU
- The teacher just rearranged the seating chart and now I’m stuck sitting next the most annoying person in class (but they’re cute af) AU
- Seeing my a*****e boss outside of work and they’re actually pretty cool AU
- There’s this hot guy working at the music store who specializes in the music genre I hate but I always ask and buy their recs just so we can talk more AU
- The hot/cute bagger at the grocery store I always go to AU
- April Fools AU
- Steve Harvey Family Feud AU
- Did you just talk s**t about my favourite video game? AU
- 'This is the best Disney movie!' ' No this is the best Disney movie!’ AU
- Movie night with my roommate AU
- Debating over the shape of a certain cloud together AU
- Planetarium AU
- Aquarium AU
- Quit using this meme all the time AU
- This sleepover got way out of hand AU
- I’ll do anything you want just please don’t tell my parents AU
- Remembering the good ole days together AU
- Offkey Karaoke duet AU
- Ditching class for the first time AU
- This jerk keeps using pick up lines on me AU
- Alternatively, this person I see all the time at my bus stop/etc keeps cracking these really bad puns but I keep trying not to laugh so they keep on cracking them in an attempt to make me laugh AU
- Pitch Perfect AU
- White Chicks AU
- How to Train Your ____ AU
- Studio Ghibli
- A group chat that just turned weird AU
- Snapchatting in public AU
- Vining in public AU
- Sitting in Detention AU
- Asking a date to Prom AU
- Penpals who meet in person for the first time AU
- Proposal AU
- Wedding Planner and Wedding Caterer AU
- Actor/Rockstar and agent AU
- Author and Illustrator AU
- Vet and Pet Owner AU
- School Rivals AU
- 7 minutes in heaven/Truth or Dare AU
- Stuck in an Elevator for 3+ hours AU
- Book Seller and Customer AU
• It’s 10:30 at night and I left my glasses at home so I can’t read any of these labels and you’re one of the only people in the grocery store and GODDAMMIT DO YOU HAVE ANY TOMATO SAUCE WITHOUT CHUNKS AU
• We go to the same support group; I have social anxiety and you’re a kleptomaniac who sorta stole my heart AU
• You thought you were alone at the bus stop so early in the morning so you started passionately singing Fall Out Boy but your Patrick Stump impression could use some work and I’m not really afraid to point that out AU
• I’m an artist and you have a really nice face so would you mind if I drew you? AU
• We’re rival up-and-coming singers and every time one of us releases a new single the other does a cover to try to make it better; we’re always trying to top each other and out-cute each other, but half our fans aggressively ship us; our agents use this to their advantage and decide we should do a duet because it’ll be popular; unfortunately now that we’re in the same studio and I’ve seen what you’re like I really wanna know what your lips feel like AU
• PLEASE I REALLY CANNOT FIND MY CAT AND I KNOW IT’S THREE A.M. BUT NEIL CATRICK HARRIS AND I WOULD BOTH APPRECIATE THE HELP AU
• We were both stood up for dates at the same nice restaurant so we decide to eat together and split the check but I dunno you’re pretty interesting aside from your distractingly enormous eyebrows AU
• We met at a mutual friend’s cheesy masquerade party and we agree that the only good thing about this party is the masks so you can’t judge a book by its cover only now that we’ve been talking I want to see your face but I don’t know how to ask AU
• You used to date my friend who absolutely hates your guts after a messy breakup and now you’re flirting with me and I really shouldn’t be so interested in you but I am AU
• I don’t know you but you’re singing along really loudly near me at this concert and it’s kinda hilarious because you just make up things when you don’t know the words AU
• We pass each other every day while we’re biking on the same path so we’ve started smiling at each other and one day you’re stopped because you’re having an asthma attack so I offer you my extra water bottle and now we’re talking and now I’M the one who’s breathless AU
• youre a cute fireman lecturing me about how im an idiot who left candles on by accident but hey there
• you started banging at my door loudly at 3 am bc you got the wrong apartment and now i’m inviting you in for tea to b***h about the person you thought lived here
• i may have been drunk and i may have fallen on top of you in the middle of a concert but thanks for helping me get cleaned up
• ive walked past this cafe 4 times because im hopelessly lost but gdi stop laughing at me
✿ I accidentally took a sip of your coffee when I came out of the bathroom and sat at the wrong table AU
✿ For a photography project I have to I have to take pictures of something ‘beautiful’ *wink wink* AU
✿ Sorry about stealing you wallet last year, no, I wasn’t drunk AU
✿ Everytime I borrow a book from the library I see you with exact same book the next day AU
✿ My favourite food is always sold out in the cafeteria and you’ve got the last one… can we share AU
✿ I’m stuck in your computer. How? *whispers* Magic~ AU
✿ I was gonna write a fanfiction about my otp but I didn’t have any ideas so I was dating you for ideas AU
-both turned to look at a cute kid and saw each other au
-got debating on a mutual friend’s status au
-while volunteering in the library for a summer reading scheme, got talking to the guy who brought cousins to sign up au
-asked a library helper for reading advice and got excited about the same books au
-talked for hours in a queue for tickets au
-sat next to each other on the train and bonded over the train being delayed au
-asked for advice for a recipe in the supermarket because you had no internet connection au
-showed you had to use the gym equipment and then turned out to be your gym class instructor au
- "i just walked into the classroom and you’re sitting in my ******** seat" au
- "the teachers know we hate each other why the ******** do they keep putting us together for things" au
- "i just found out we read the same thing but i’m slightly ahead of you so i’m going to subtly drop hints of what’s to come so when they happen you think about me" au
- "of course i’ll be your fake datemate even though we’ve both read enough fanfiction that in our heads we’re thinking that it’s inevitable we end up together for real" au
- "i manage to reference a meme every time we talk and you hate it but i love it" au
- "our friends have bets placed on when we’re going to hook up and they think we don’t know but we do" au
- "it’s 3 AM and my pet sounds like it’s dying and in my panic you were the first person i thought to call" au
- "we should make cosplay videos together" au
- "hey act out scenes from my fic with me so i can make sure they seem right" au
- "our relationship mainly consists of saying cheesy song lyrics to each other to see who blushes first" au
- "it’s seven in the morning why the hell are you drinking monster" au
- "we’re roommates and your best friend is hot i want to date them" au
- "i’m really confused about my gender and/or orientation right now and you’re being very cool and accommodating about it" au
- "what the ******** is homestuck let’s find out together" au
- "i’m obsessed with bandalooming and now you are too" au
- "our parents are getting married" au
- "our parents were best friends in high school but we actually can’t stand each other" au
- "our parents hate each other but we’re best friends" au
- "oh my god our siblings are romantically/sexually involved this is so weird" au
- "your datemate dumped you for me but i’m only really dating them to make you mad" au
- "explain to me why you thought it was a good idea to bring a litter of puppies/kittens home" au
- Our parts in the musical/play happen to be each other’s love interest AU
- We’re the only two people in the movie theater so why not sit together AU
- We met during the last week of high school during graduation practice because we’re sitting/standing near each other AU
- We both want the same book in the library/bookstore but there’s only one copy so we both insist the other should have it AU
- Our friends who are dating made us come along to make things less awkward AU
- Both of our artwork is in a show/being sold and is placed right next to each other AU
- We’re in marching band and our positions on the field are always close by AU
- We’re the only two people in the talent show in this category AU
- We both showed up really early to the first day of class so let’s get to know each other while we wait AU
- One of us is locked out of our dorm and the other’s roommate happens to be out of town so why not stay with them AU
- The Westboro Baptist Church is right there so hey why not do something to really piss them off right here right now AU
- We’re both cosplaying as the same character in a group but one of us has to be a different character because we said so AU
- Look, as the prince of this Kingdom you have to accept that you’re getting married and as your best friend/ servant/ aid I’m helping you pick possible candidates so please stop writing my name down au
- Two schools merging into one school AU
- First day of school and it turns out our schedule is exactly the same. You think it’s some weird sign and I think someone clearly ******** up our schedules. Either way you won’t leave me alone au
- We were paired to do that stupid ‘take care of a baby thing’ for health class and you refuse to do your part/ are incompetent when it comes to our baby au
- You were skipping rocks on the river and you accidently hit me in the face/shin/chest au
- No one wants to ride this super scary rollercoaster with me and I hear you’re in the same predicament so we should totally go on this together and then go on all the scariest rides because there are like no lines au
- I’m the only teen in the kiddie side of the beach because I have to babysit my little sibling but now you’re here so…umm.. where’s your sibling? au
- Senior Prank AU
- I was late for the first day of gym so I picked a random locker and the next day I find out it’s next to yours and now I can’t help but take side glances at your body au
- You’re in love with my sibling and I’m in love with yours so we should totally help each other au
- We are the only two kids left waiting for our parents to pick us up and we know they are not coming for another hour so you wanna walk around and talk? au
- I’m at a special event and you keep asking me to dance au
- I’m a horrible procrastinator on everything but I’ve got you on speaker phone and you’re yelling at me and motivating me to finish my project and somehow I finally finished at 3 am. Now we are so sleep deprived that we are starting to say things we wouldn’t say if we weren’t totally out of it au
- I asked you to prom jokingly and you said you would only go with me if I had an amazing promposal so now I’m racking my brain trying to come up with one au
- I’m an extremely pissed off nymph because you’re always throwing your works in my river. And goddammit, you haven’t finished any of those and I’m dying to read the next chapter.
- It’s my first day as English Royal Guard and I’m kind of attracted to your smartass tourist self. Kind of wanting to kick your a** too.
- Sorry to tell you this but the trapped suitcase you’re trying to defuse is actually mine. And it doesn’t have a bomb in it, just toys. And the adult kind.
- I’m your hostage and I kind of want you to scratch my nose because my hands are tied.
- I know that we’re always fighting for the freshest goods in the market but there’s this new person who has recently arrived and they’re getting everything before us. Let’s team up to defeat them.
- We live in the same dorm and are always late to class, but we never got to talk when we were rushing to class. And wow, you’re so fast that I got to admire your a** every morning.
- We’re both fighting for this cool toy because both of our kids want it, and wow, you really have beautiful eyes when you’re angry.
- Guy 1: Oh come on you know how it works in my family bro...
Guy 2: You had my d**k in your mouth less than 20 minutes ago so don't you dare bro me ____.
- I’m in orchestra you’re in band this is a scandalous romeo and juliet au
- I run the carousel and you wont get off the ******** ride do i have to call security
- You’re a pirate pillaging my village and instead of you taking a valuable item you grab me what the ********
- You’re the hot a*****e who dumped your coffee down my shirt and turns out you are my collage professor
- c h i l d h o o d f r i e n d s
- I haven’t seen you in years and holy s**t you got attractive but I also want to punch you in the face you feel me