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When pudgy albino reminder of what will happen when distressing childhood meets troubled, emotionally unstable, born-again adulthood, Glenn Lee Beck, hits the airwaves, it turns out is usually an alternately comical and tragic mixture of hilarious nonsense , and culminating from the deranged rantings of a paranoid schizophrenic which includes a deep-seated hatred for black people. Errr, make that, the deranged rantings of a paranoid schizophrenic who can Not just sit by are made America is overrun by their half-black president, who ironically enough, goes wrong with have a deep-seated hatred for white people, very fat chatting heads with limited knowledge but unlimited sense of one's own inflated ego and intellectual prowess.

This time the rollicking good cheer and utter hilarity made itself known yet belonging to the form of a not-at-all racist rant from Fox News' favoritest on-air Aryan and comparing America inside the given National government to "the damn Planet within the Apes."

What a fascinating thought! Lovely, really! But what could ever darling Glenny B indicate by an incredibly bold, not-in-the-least-bit-loaded statement this way? Surely nothing to do with race-baiting his audience by comparing the U.S. within a black president up to a science fiction movie a http://goldfinchmyv.edublogs.org fit of epilepsy, followed by a total losing control along the gaping hole snuggly sandwiched between his nose and numerous chins.

"Special interest! What planet have I landed on? Did I slip through a worm hole in the heart of the night of which this is similar to America? It's such as the damn Planet of the Apes. Nothing makes sense!"

Least of all of the deranged madman having mental breakdowns and weeping Vick's VapoTears found on the telly every http://www.crystalclearvaping.com/ evening.

"The guy who's helped destroy all these pensions, Andy Stern, he will be today near the financial oversight committee. Is this who you want to take information from?"

Get up, people! I, for example, would prefer to take advice out of a born-again Mormon without the advanced schooling to speak of except for his extensive first-hand familiarity with the destructive path of drug and hazardous drinking, {just to help with serious mental disease that contains to as much as that point, gone undiagnosed.

"The unions who have collapsed lots of businesses, who have collapsed all of their pensions, can be bankrupting everything they touch and also go to them and in addition we state, yes, tell me, what should we do? It's like any marital tips from Sergio Garcia."

Hahahaha, we all know black males are insatiable sex-crazed fiends, whose only guidance is to use the most affordable hooker within the tightest lips who isn't gonna go blabbing to the lamestream news about how precisely precisely you wish to be linked up and whipped into submission while wearing a dog collar and leash.

"Hey, I got a good idea. Let's appoint the guy who designed the Edsel and also Yugo to go up G.M. Figuring out crazy it is usually. That basically might be an improvement. Why don't we get the inventor of Betamax to become our technology czar. Yes! Yes!"

No, no! Nothing more than Jesus Christ our Savior does indeed. We end up needing Jeebus! We would like Jeebus! Yay!

"Hey, the man who created smokeless cigarettes, he's our new EPA chief."

Along with the dopey, weird ADHD child while using sloppy joe remains on his shirt, who eats glue, picks his nose, and perfected the spitball might be our new many trusted resource for information and information. Woohoo!

"We are investing in the epic failures manual battery The automatic in our time and hoping that they can repair it. How? I have no idea of if God is even effective enough to help him fix it."

Aww, c'mon on today! God has the potential Lasting memories, HE did save a desperate drunkard, with nothing to offer with out skills to talk of, and turn him into our beloved, golden-haired , today didn't HE?

Anyway, after his list of convulsions, Glenn then releases into one among his signature rants in regards rampant crime , no doubt plucked from his infamous selection of dirtbag cities: Oakland, Philadelphia, Baltimore and Newark. Oh and let's not forgot the that one bustling metropolis on everyone's mind: East St. Louis, of course!

Naturally, four weeks that pops into their heads when looking into these four cities is their Democratic mayors and city councils. What just isn't going dawn on Beck or any of his loyal freedom fightin' fans is definitely not that experts claim all of them are majority-black cities. Didn't even cross their enlightened, color-blind minds!

"They're carrying out a very good job, no? Progressivism should be a cancer and if we dont stop learning . down this road, the whole cities will probably be crumbling because you'll be paying into the dirtbag cities that produced options to make crazy stuff for you to weren't involved in."

Like say, let consist of devil in to seduce their as well as subvert the white man's culture with their home-style cookin' and Rhythm & Blues.

"Progressives should one does be just a few them." Huh??

"Hey, wait a minute. Hold it. Didn't I simply see that welfare rolls have a an all-time high? Exactly what a wild coincidence."

Wild as in a pack of spotted hyenas roaming the 'frican Savannah seeking to scavenge a free lunch from the hard, predatory work of others.

Which brings us returning to all of the "really World of the Apes" analogy, which obviously is note because of the America living beneath a black president. NOTHING! Couldn't be farther from the majority of!

Thing is, with Glenn Beck's piercing intellect and other shades of meaning and subtlety in just about everything he states, it can be soooooo not easy to really know what exactly heading to be on in that brilliant head of his. Perhaps sweet Glenny simply meant America is just like Planet in the Apes, to the sense that both retain the letter "E" and "A." Try wrapping your feeble pea-brain around that a person, America!

Ooooh, wonder what well logical, racism-free classic cinema comparison he'll dream up upcoming. Hopefully something that can in definitely not, under any circumstance, ever be misconstrued with regards to moronic, hate-filled ramblings of an embittered nation bumpkin would you not much look after the policies of some gangbangin' black guy playin' hoops during his once-pure, once-tennis court wrapped White House.

Like, Amistad, but only along at the sense that the new U.S., just as the slave-ship carrying captured West Africans into slavery, too posesses a long and storied reputation for maritime exploration, and adventurous spirit discovering unique and exciting transatlantic trade routes.

For precious flexibility...to chain and shackle whichever inferior, non-white race or species they desire.