SF Tour Guide's Expletive-Filled Rant in Chinatown: 'F*ck Your Dragons!' | Mediaite
A passenger on a tour bus managed to capture this unnamed tour guide on her last day of the job, drinking out of what appears to be a wine bottle, in which she unloads all her hatred towards San Francisco's Chinatown. (It was apparently her last day on the job.)
While she loves the Los Angeles Chinatown, which is "cleaner [and] has better food" (and is about a tenth the size of San Francisco's Chinatown) she has serious feelings about the neighborhood. Here are the first 30 seconds:
******** your preschools and ******** your little preschoolers making all that noise at 6 in the morning when I was trying to live here. ******** your salons. ******** your little herb gardens. ******** your little seafood ******** markets with your turtles and your frogs inside, OK? When you come to America, you gotta assimilate a little bit. And here in America, we don't eat turtles and frogs. But they gotta bring that here to America, ******** your laundry hanging out the windows. ******** your three or four people hanging out in your little SROs. ******** your noise. ******** your parades. ******** your dragons. ******** this s**t.
She also goes on a later rant about the incomplete BART station, knockoff handbags, and jade ("No one wears that s**t" wink , to scattered applause from a group of foreign tourists.
"******** CHINATOWN," she cheers later. "GO GIANTS."
Watch below (NSFW):
[h/t Gawker]
[Image via screenshot]
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