Yes, please excuse me as I am taking yoga classes and weight training for Black Friday.
...and therapy afterwards.
Hello, Black Friday is like the rapture for everyone else that isn't God's whore. I can already see the doors, in my visions, they slam to the floor as hundreds of us pile over each other, running to fetch the Fujifilm cameras, Xbox Ones, Sodastreams, Keurig coffee makers, and all the different curling irons possible in Walmart.
Can't you see it? Can you feel these chakras? Do you feel this energy? Are you feelin' it now?
I'm honestly scared to death of Black Friday, even though I love it so much. Last year I got into a fight with three moms about the last Elipta espresso maker. And a verbal argument with a boy about a DSi.
I lost.
Now I'm in sweatbands.. listening to Rocky OST, I swear. I've got 5 pound dumbbells, and I kind of look like Michael Cera from Juno.
Lol i'm so ready.
#pumped #bouttagettrampled
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