000200 PROGRAM-ID. HELLOWORLD. 000300 000400 SETDATE 05.09.1989 000500 DIARY MAINTEXT.
Oh. My. Goth. OH MY GOTH! I am so tired of mom's constant warnings about not letting my atomic battery run down. I charge it every night!...well, almost every night. Like I constantly output to her, I am version 1.4, ALMOST ready to upgrade to version 1.5. I don't need to be reminded, like, every day to charge my battery! I would complain to dad, but his work has made him really testy lately and I don't want to make him go nuclear...that would be bad for everyone within a 5 mile radius.
Tomorrow, Mrs. Hackington is going to lead my Mad Science class down into the Catacombs. My parental units were concerned, because it is so deep underground that, like, my processor won't be able to send or receive signals from them. They were even considering not putting their signatures on the Gore-dian permission slip! But I downloaded my best parental persuasion program, whine.al.nite, and eventually they reformatted to my pleas. Mrs. Hackington is retiring at the end of the year, and so she has promised that this trip down into the Catacombs will be the most TOTALLY DIGITAL yet. (subnote: She did not actually say "TOTALLY DIGITAL." Mrs. Hack is not rad enough to know that digital means cool.)
I have so much to do before tomorrow, though. I have to finish printing up my homework, restyle my hair, polish my chrome, and install my new fashion program. Neon colors are so totally fresh and digital! I am sure to finally make some friends at school once I have perfected my look. I know other monsters are nervous around Automatons because of our well-known "DESTROY ALL FLESHY THINGS" past, but I swear - I'm not like that! That problem was patched waaaaay back in version 1.2!
As always, looking forward to tomorrow at Monster High!
100600 STOP RUN. 100700 MAIN-LOGIC-EXIT. 100800 EXIT.
Atomica Servo · Thu May 10, 2012 @ 04:22am · 0 Comments |