Nick: So, apparently if you score negative on an IQ test, you get a free pass on everything. Me: You didn't have to eat all the silverware. Nick: Yeah, I kinda need constant supervision. Me: This one time, he ate a whole end table... Nick: This rice cake tastes like wet G.I. Joe! Me: In my defense, he would not let go of that plate. Nick: If anyone wants some pizza bagels, e-mail me and I'll get you some. Me: Why don't we forget about this, and go get some lawnchairs at Costco? Nick: First we better hurry up and get out of this cave. Bears live in caves, and bears... Are CRAZY. Me: We should go to 7-11 right NOW. Nick: British people don't exist. I mean, look at the English dictionary. The ENGLISH DICTIONARY. All the words in there are AMERICAN. Me: Oh my god you guys, British people are everywhere~ They're like the wolf man. Nick: Exactly, they don't exist! Me: We.... should get a DOG. Nick: You're on, Donkey Kong! Me: Nailed it~
The_Cookie_Bean · Mon Mar 19, 2012 @ 05:05pm · 0 Comments |