me: oh my god, i have to pee.
Tawny: Go molly!
m: noooooo. im comfy. besides, i dont have to go THAT bad
t: alright
(3 minutes later)
m: mmmmm i have to pee.
t: oh my god molly, just get up and go.
m: i dont wanna get up. i can wait
t: ya know you're going to fall asleep, and wake up in the middle of the night and have to go and its gonna be soooo much worse than if you'd just get the hell up and go now.
m: I dont care.
(another couple of minutes)
m: lord, i ha--
(Tawny stands up and takes ALL the covers off my bed, grabs my ankle and pulls me to the floor. She lays back down and fixes the blankets. As im going to get back into bed she stopped me by placing her foot in my stomach)
m: jeeeze Tawny. That hurt extra cause i have to pee.
t: if you'd just go it wouldn't have hurt so bad. besides...you're already up
m: FINNNNE!
lobstermanswife · Mon Apr 18, 2011 @ 07:28am · 0 Comments |