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The ten kittens and one mother cat they'd brought in that day were unusual. They didn't look anything like the sorrel colored queen that seemed to be taking care of them, which in itself wasn't unusual, but the way they acted was. The Russian Blue seemed glued to the small black one that had unusual gray eyes and stayed in the corner away from the others as the Russian Blue mewed at it as if carrying on a conversation. The amber colored one with black markings that resembled body piercing, hovered in the corner with the only female kitten who was beautifully colored. She had a pale blue and silver coat, with dark blue eyes and white swirl on her forehead that they thought resembled a flower. The excitable orange tabby with swirl markings kept jumping around the cage and bouncing on the long haired yellow cat, which had blue eyes and a bit of fur that fell in its face. The yellow long hair would hiss at the tabby when it did this and give it a smack, causing it the tumble away before it would settle beside the red cat with a white chest and white paws, mewing to it as if annoyed. The black and white tortoiseshell watched all this with amusement, short tail twitching slightly, before helping the energetic kitten up. Finally the two most unusually colored kittens kept hissing at each other. One was a silvery white color with light purple eyes that were almost pink. The other was a dark brown one with odd black markings that looked almost like stitches. At first the workers had thought they'd have to separate them, but every time they'd come to do it the amber colored kitten would hiss and they'd settle down or the mother cat would pick the white kitten up by its scruff, the little thing squirming and hissing, and force it to submit to a bath. Yes they were definitely odd.

"I swear to Jashin if I have to take another f-ing bath I'm scratching her ear off!" Hidan snarled bristling his white fur in an attempt to make him look threatening. Kakuzu snorted derisively at this causing the small white kitten, who was actually an S-class criminal, to leap at him snarling in another attempt to rip his throat out.

"Hidan. Kakuzu." Pein scolded, from the corner he sat in with Konan. "This isn't the time. We need a plan for when we get separated."

"Yes, Leader-sama." Kakuzu mewed his agreement as Hidan hissed a last curse at him, before sitting down.

"Have you thought of something Leader-sama?" Itachi questioned walking over to join the growing circle of kit-Akatsuki members. Kisame followed his partner tail dragging on the ground. He was the most unhappy, excluding Hidan, about their temporary forms.

"Yes Itachi, all of you must get adopted and taking into account that we will likely end up at different places, we must agree upon a meeting place for when we escape our homes." Pein informed the unhappy (Not counting Tobi.) bunch of Kitten-criminals.

"And how exactly do we get adopted, un?" Deidara questioned unhappily from his place beside Sasori.

"It's simple, act cute." Pein ordered. They looked at him in shock. Act cute? He was asking the most feared criminals in the ninja world to act cute?

"No f-ing-" Hidan began puffing up.

"This isn't negotiable, Hidan." Pein told him coldly. "So get adopted and if you can, try and stay with your partners. Head towards the middle of the woods where we first arrived, if nobody is there in a month assume us dead. Meeting adjourned." The Akatsuki members broke apart grumbling (or cursing) about their orders. The sorrel colored queen with them chuckled to herself. Her adopted kits were an odd bunch, planning and speaking weird, not to mention they came with peculiar names, but she loved them the same. She'd been pleased to find the kits right after she'd lost her own and they'd been so small and helpless she couldn't just abandon them.

"Will you be alright without us Sora-okaa-san?" Tobi questioned worriedly as he snuggled close towards the mother cat. Sora gave him a comforting lick on the ear.

"Every mother knows one day she has to let her kits go. As long as you ten are settled into good homes with kind two legs I'll be fine." She informed him causing the small tabby to purr as he graciously submitted to a quick bath. Hidan started muttering about not being his f-ing mother, until Pein hissed at him to shut up. As fate would have it, that was the moment three teenage girls walked in chattering happily. The Akatsuki looked up curiously as they walked down the hall. Pein gave them a pointed look as the girls stopped in front of the cage. The plan was in action

Tobi bounded foreword jumping on the bars and mewing at them hopefully, Deidara flipped on his back batting at Sasori's twitching tail playfully and Sasori simply laid down looking sleepy, refusing to do anything too degrading. Kakuzu, grimacing as he did, copied Tobi, knowing with his odd looks he'd need the most help. Itachi and Kisame hung back in the corner peacefully boycotting. Zetsu knocked Tobi down and took his place on the bar, causing Tobi to mew pitifully and the girls to squeal at the cuteness. Konan stretched opening her tiny mouth to reveal a little pink tongue, which caused the girls to start on about her. Pein shifted from paw to paw uncomfortable and not knowing what to do. Hidan sat in the middle back to them point blank refusing to look at them. Sora looked at Pein amused and decided to help her kit, she moved his small body towards the front with a paw, he took one look at the strangely tall girls and looked down burying his face in his paws playing the shy card.

The girls squeaked at how cute the kittens were. Suzu knelt down and looked at pein. “aww he’s cute. Why don’t we get him?” she asked her two friends. They gave her a look. “you only want him because it looks like he has piercings.. We should get the blonde-ish one” kanbi said. Blossom watched suzu play with her tongue piercings. “Why don’t we just get them all and split them up between the three of us bakas?” she asked. The three lived in their own house alone so it was a good idea. The other two girls jumped up. “yeah! that’s a good idea!” they said in unison. Blossom smiled. “besides. I think reizo and Toshiro don’t get along.. Lets see if any of these guys get along with them.” Blossom said. They nodded. “Alright well its settled! The akatsuki now have twelve cats!!” Suzu said punched the air. Kanbi laughed. “yeah!” she said as her and Blossom walked out to get one of the workers. Suzu knelt down by the cats. They were frozen and giving her a look that basically said. “wtf?!” She poked one of the bars. “whats your problem freaks?” she asked then looked behind her as Kanbi and Blossom came back. The woman that came with them tried to talk them into getting other, normal looking kittens but the three had their minds set on those ten kittens. “alright..” she said and put the cats into two cat crates and gave them to kanbi and Blossom as Suzu paid. The two girls got in the car soon followed by Suzu who drove them home. Suzu blasted the akatsuki theme song til they pulled into the drive way. “we’re home freaks!” suzu said and helped Blossom with the crate. They walked inside and let the cats out. “REIZO TOSHIRO!” suzu called. Moments later two kittens walked into the living room where most of them were. Their eyes widened. The three girls stood confused. “are they ok?” kanbi asked. Suzu shrugged. “don’t know! Lets name them!” she said and hopped onto the couch and put the black kitten, Reizo on her lap.