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[21:18] guest-16652 changed nickname to bri
[21:18] bri: ciao ~
[21:19] mirlo: gdi what episode was I o - HINA. o uo
[21:19] bri: OYABUN ~ <3
[21:19] bri: <3
[21:19] twi: SIII THAT ONE EPISODE WHERE THEY TALK
[21:19] twi: I THOUGHT THAT TOO
[21:19] twi: Hinaaa ~ o uo
[21:19] bri: TWI ~ <3
[21:20] mirlo: brb watching DRRR. e ue
[21:20] bri: 8D
[21:20] twi: DearlordFinlandwhatiswithyouandblondeswithblueeyes.
[21:21] bri: ajghag - I have 3 tests tomorrow. o A o;;
[21:21] twi: Olawd three? o A o
[21:21] bri: Yep. Which is ... the limit. We're not supposed to have more than 3 a day. OTL
[21:21] twi: /stalks the kink meme because gdi i wanna write something dark
[21:22] bri: Pre-Cal, Bio and USH.
[21:22] twi: ... There's rules against numbers of tests at your school? O AO
[21:22] bri: Mhm.
[21:22] bri: You can only have 3 tests a day at most.
[21:22] twi: How do the teachers organize it all so well? o A o
[21:22] bri: They don't. If you have 4 or more tests, you have to reschedule it with the teacher that
[21:22] bri: told you last.
[21:23] bri: So like., if I had 4 test. And Pre-Cal told me Tuesday while all the other teachers told
[21:23] bri: me Monday, I'd have to reschedule Pre-Cal.
[21:23] bri: o u o;;
[21:24] twi: Wow o AAAo
[21:24] bri: It happens with exams too. You can't have 3 exams in one day. the max you can have is 2.
[21:24] bri: It's annoying ;;
[21:25] bri: So. My class tomorrow will be Test. Movie. Test. Test. Done.
[21:25] twi: Easy-ish day then...? ; u;
[21:26] bri: ...... well, Pre-cal is on 5 chapters, Bio is on 1 chapter about DNA and US History is
[21:26] bri: what we've been doing since ..... Dec. 1
[21:26] bri: History is usually essays.
[21:26] guest-16916 entered the room
[21:26] guest-16916 changed nickname to hanananana
[21:26] twi: Ah ; A;
[21:26] bri: HANA.
[21:26] twi: Tamagoooo ~ o vo <3
[21:26] hanananana: HINA. TWI. ciaaao ~ c':
[21:26] hanananana: (/waves)
[21:27] hanananana: how's everyone doing here? o u o
[21:27] bri: ........ I thought Pirates of the Carribean was only going to be a trilogy? ;;
[21:27] bri: They're making a fourth one.
[21:27] hanananana: .... they're making a new one? ;;;
[21:27] bri: yeah. ifeellikethey'redraggingitouuut
[21:27] hanananana: what in the world are they going to make up? ;;;;
[21:28] bri: " Pirates of the Carribean: On Strange Tides " is the title.
[21:28] twi: /saw the trailer for that today
[21:28] bri: Disney Channel is having a sneak preview of it on Friday at 8. ou o
[21:28] hanananana: .... (/brb going to check it out)
[21:29] twi: And yes, it does seem like they're just stretching things out now orz
[21:29] bri: .... No. I'm not watching Disney Channel, what are you talking about. > n > ;;;;;
[21:29] hanananana: ........... = u =
[21:29] bri: /shotyessheis.
[21:29] twi: Hurr ~
[21:29] hanananana: && I feel epic failure compared to the last three coming in the future. ;;;
[21:30] bri: I'm watching Sonny with a Chance's Christmas special. :U ;;
[21:30] bri: ... actually, it's over.
[21:30] bri: ... what's on next.
[21:30] bri: .... suite life on deck...
[21:30] bri: do I want to watch that? ... I'm not sure.
[21:31] bri: ahgakjsg - NO. I WANT TO WATCH THE SPONGE BOB CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
[21:31] bri: SANTA'S COMING TONIGHT TONIGHT, SANTA'S COMING TONIGHT.
[21:31] bri: /shot
[21:31] hanananana: SANTA'S COMING TONIGHT NIGHT, SANTA'S COMING TONIGGGHT ~ !
[21:31] hanananana: (/shot as well)
[21:31] bri: I sing that on Christmas eve. 8D
[21:32] bri: ..... pocket hankie iron. what.
[21:32] hanananana: .... I don't even know. :'U
[21:32] bri: strange suite life on dek is strange.
[21:32] bri: *deck
[21:33] bri: akjghjasg - So. We haven't even made it to the war of 1812 yet in US history.
[21:33] bri: And ... the other classes are in the 1890's.
[21:33] bri: ... whatisthis.
[21:34] hanananana: ... just like in the AP classes earlier this year! :'U
[21:34] bri: But they aren't in AP.
[21:34] bri: o uo
[21:34] hanananana: yeah. just making a comparison. derp. = u =
[21:34] hanananana: like,they're on the civil war right now
[21:34] hanananana: we're on the great depression. :'l ;;
[21:34] hanananana: whatisthis. ;;
[21:35] bri: Mr. Gittus is in the 1890's and Mr. Hobbins is in the 1810's.
[21:35] bri: ... I have Mr. Hobbins.
[21:35] bri: but he's awesome, so it's okay!
[21:36] twi: >8Db
[21:36] hanananana: lDDDD b
[21:36] bri: He does voices and stuff when he teaches!
[21:36] bri: He does not like Alexander Burr. BC ;;
[21:37] bri: At all. he said if there was a statue of Burr, he would spit on it twice.
[21:37] bri: everyday
[21:37] twi: asdfghjkl;
[21:37] bri: ?
[21:38] hanananana: thisman. Idon'teven. :'DDD
[21:39] bri: So, he was explaining the Quartering act. and he was like "The American's didn't like it-
[21:39] bri: because their home was their castle. Plus, British soldiers were rude and unclassy. And -
[21:40] bri: the people with daughters were worried because the soldiers would be all "hey, poppit" and
[21:40] bri: that wasn't good. "
[21:40] hanananana: .... this makes it a HELL of a lot more hilarious now that allison's pre-planned with
[21:40] hanananana: england.:'l bbb
[21:40] bri: FFFF -
[21:41] twi: Ello, poppit ~!
[21:41] bri: " hey, poppit " " ******** off, iggy "
[21:41] twi: /SHOT
[21:41] twi: werewrkljerwkjw
[21:41] hanananana: and then cue overprotectivebrothe - Imeanhero to the rescue. lD b
[21:41] bri: " LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE YOU COMMI - I MEAN BRITISH b*****d "
[21:41] bri: /shot
[21:42] twi: SKJDSJKDSJKDS
[21:42] bri: /throw snow at Iggy
[21:42] bri: /cue Boston Masacre.
[21:42] bri: /oops
[21:42] twi: DSFJKDSFKJDFSKJ
[21:42] hanananana: JKABHDFIEHFENREIASGHTERUFYJF
[21:42] hanananana: (/brb went dying)
[21:42] bri: XD
[21:43] twi: /saaame
[21:43] twi: /saaaaaaaame
[21:44] hanananana: my perspective of the revolutionary war ... every time it comes up here ... I can never
[21:44] hanananana: look at it the same way ever again every time. :'l bbbb
[21:44] bri: jahgkjashgasg - nooo. ; A ; I threw away my old USH notebook after the exam and stuff.
[21:44] bri: ... I DON'T HAVE IT.
[21:44] bri: I have this term's notebook.
[21:44] bri: but not last years.
[21:44] hanananana: ......... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!
[21:44] bri: *terms
[21:44] bri: not year
[21:44] hanananana: (/DRAMATIC)
[21:44] hanananana: (/brick'd)
[21:45] bri: This term starts with the French Revolution of 1790.
[21:45] twi: /SWOON
[21:45] twi: Ooh o 3 o
[21:45] bri: Because France had like. a gazillion revolution
[21:45] bri: s
[21:45] hanananana: VIVA LA REVOLUTIOOOON !! (/some time later) VIVA LA REVOLUTIOOOOON !! (/rinse and repeat)
[21:45] bri: Washington totally BS'd his way out of participating in the war! 8D
[21:45] hanananana: ffft - :'D
[21:46] bri: 'cause after the treaty w/ France and England was signed, part of it was that if France
[21:46] bri: needed America's help, America would help.
[21:46] bri: So France was like " OH HON HON ~ Amerique ~ I need your heeeelp ~ "
[21:46] bri: and this was /after/ France killed their king.
[21:47] bri: So then Washtingon was like " THAT DEAL WAS MADE WITH YOUR KING. AND YOU KILLED HIM. SO HA
[21:47] bri: WE DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. "
[21:47] hanananana: FFFFFFFFFFFFFT -
[21:47] twi: THAT'S THE AMERICAN WAY 8Db
[21:47] bri: so yeah. BS HIS WAY OUT OF THE WAR>
[21:47] bri: WOO HOO.
[21:47] bri: We we're american from square one. BC b
[21:48] hanananana: yes. yes we are. BC b
[21:48] bri: and then there was the Neutrality Proclamation, where they wouldn't help France or England
[21:48] bri: But we'd still trade with them.
[21:48] bri: 8D b
[21:48] bri: And then the French embassador goes to America and is very popular with the ladies.
[21:48] bri: And makes ships in Philadelphia.
[21:48] hanananana: lDDDDDDDDD
[21:49] bri: And then Washington was like " THAT IS AGAINST OUR NEUTRALITY PROCLAMATION, b***h "
[21:49] twi: And and and Benjamin was popular with the ladies in Paris! 8Db
[21:49] bri: and then France went under new gov and then they were like " oooh, Genettt, come back. "
[21:49] bri: and then he was like " akjghakjshg - THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME WASHINGTON LET ME STAAAY "
[21:50] bri: so then Washington is like " 8I Fine. " and then Genet stays, marries, owns a farm and
[21:50] bri: dies peacefully in his sleep. 8D ;;
[21:50] hanananana: yaaaay happy ending .... ? c':
[21:50] bri: And then England is like " BLOODY GIT. WHY ARE YOU NEUTRAL " b/c he's still pissed about
[21:50] bri: the Revolution.
[21:51] bri: so then he would raid American ships looking for British sailors.
[21:51] bri: Because the British Navy can do whatever the ******** it wants.
[21:51] bri: that last sentence is actually in my notes.
[21:51] hanananana: FFFFT -
[21:51] bri: That's what Mr. Hobbins said. 8D
[21:51] bri: " British navy can do whatever the ******** it wants. 8I "
[21:52] hanananana: .... Mr.Hobbins,why are you not my teacher? :'l
[21:52] hanananana: orz lll
[21:52] bri: Because he's MY teacher. 8D
[21:53] hanananana: ........... (/STILL JEALOUS KAY)
[21:53] bri: So. Then THOMAS PICKNEY goes to talk to SPAIN. because Spain
[21:53] bri: is still in the Louisianna part of America.
[21:53] bri: andflorida.
[21:54] bri: AND THEN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS.
[21:54] bri: Washington didn't like being president so he was like " ******** DAT s**t "
[21:54] hanananana: FFFT -
[21:54] bri: and then John Adams becomes President.
[21:55] bri: and then Jefferson because V-PREZ
[21:55] mirlo: what did I miss. .u
[21:55] mirlo: . u.*
[21:55] bri: USHISTORY LESSON.
[21:55] mirlo: ah. ..
[21:55] mirlo: .u. *
[21:55] mirlo: /disappears again
[21:55] hanananana: (/waves) ciao ~ c:
[21:55] bri: ... i'm actually studying, but yeah. this is all on my test tomorrow hana. 8D
[21:55] mirlo: Tea. ; u;
[21:55] bri: so, this is me studying.
[21:56] mirlo: /back to Animal Crossing
[21:56] hanananana: (/okayseeyou)
[21:56] hanananana: and this is me learning ! lD
[21:56] bri: SO THEN. Adams keeps everyone that Washington had in the cabinet.
[21:56] bri: Mr. Hobbins believes it was because he was lazy and didn't want to choose new people.
[21:57] bri: Jefferson and Adams didn't like each other, so the prez and v-prez never talked to each
[21:57] bri: other.
[21:57] hanananana: so he pretty much "well,you guys know what you're doing. Keep up the good work. :'l b "
[21:57] hanananana: and oh yeaah,I forgot about that. = u =
[21:57] bri: Hamilton hated Adams. and most of the people liked Hamilton and not Adams.
[21:57] bri: So then people liked to Hamilton!
[21:57] bri: *listened to
[21:58] hanananana: yay hamilton ! 8D
[21:58] bri: Adams would take 4 months off of being president every year to go farm.
[21:58] twi: WOO HAMILTON
[21:58] twi: I LOVE THAT GUY
[21:58] twi: /shot
[21:58] hanananana: (/BRO FIST?)
[21:58] bri: which made people hate him. because they were like " NO. YOU ARE PRESIDENT. BE PRESIDENT."
[21:59] hanananana: lD ;;;
[21:59] bri: So then France was like " new president, come help us ! 8D "
[21:59] twi: presidents don't farm, they president >B|
[21:59] bri: and then Adams was like " .... no. BC "
[21:59] bri: and then france was like " le sad "
[21:59] bri: ( that part is actually in my notes too )
[21:59] twi: and get born in log cabins.
[21:59] twi: /shot
[21:59] twi: dfjkfdkjfd
[21:59] hanananana: XDDD
[21:59] twi: Le sad.
[21:59] twi: /dying again orz
[21:59] bri: HAMILTON because he didn't like Adams, decided he wanted to go help France.
[21:59] hanananana: .... (/going to abuse that too; along with "NO ~HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO !!" wink
[22:00] hanananana: (/shot)
[22:00] bri: Just so he could argue with Adams. 8D
[22:00] twi: dfdfkjd
[22:00] twi: MEN
[22:00] twi: /shot
[22:00] bri: So then Hamilton sends CHARLES CLOCKWORTH PICKNEY, JOHN MARSHALL AND ELBRIDGE GERRY TO
[22:00] bri: FRANCE.
[22:00] hanananana: :'UUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[22:01] bri: And then when they get to France, no one is able to meet with them for 2 months.
[22:01] bri: And then they were like " WEEEEELL, if you want to talk to us, you need to pay US $250,000
[22:01] bri: to talk to us, and then $500 million dollars in general! 8D "
[22:01] bri: and then America is like " ******** DAT s**t "
[22:02] hanananana: FFFFT -
[22:02] bri: So then there was the " XYZ AFFAIR " aka the " WE'RE GOING TO PAY YOU JACK s**t, FROGS "
[22:02] bri: So then France and America go to war!
[22:02] bri: called the " Quasi War "
[22:02] bri: and it was just a ship battle-war.
[22:03] bri: there was no actual declaration of war, no invading of other country and no land fighting.
[22:03] bri: AND THEN NAPOLEON BECOMES DICTATOR.
[22:03] bri: And then Robert Livingston is our ambassador to France.
[22:03] bri: and immigrants come to America.
[22:03] bri: yaaay immigrants.
[22:04] hanananana: immigrants woo !
[22:04] bri: AND THEN " THE FEDEARLIST REIGN OF TERRORRRR "
[22:04] bri: *FEDERALIST
[22:04] bri: The Federalists are all like " Alien and Sedition Acts!
[22:05] bri: they had the " Alien Friends Act " which was how you become a citizen of the US OF A
[22:05] hanananana: and this is why he accepted Tony so easily. :'l b (/brick'd)
[22:05] bri: " Alien Enemies Act " Preident had the right in time ofwar to banish or arrest immigrants
[22:05] bri: from the enemy nation.
[22:06] bri: And the " Sedition Act " gov. could arrest anyone that made a malicious comment against
[22:06] bri: government.
[22:06] bri: .... so you could be like " ADAM YOU SUCK. " and then you'd get arrested.
[22:06] hanananana: WHAT HAPPENED TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH? ;;;
[22:06] hanananana: D:
[22:06] bri: and then people were like " CONSTITUTIONNNN "
[22:07] bri: and then Federalists were all like " CONSTITUTION IS BETWEEN CENTRAL GOV AND STATE GOV. -
[22:07] bri: and the state gov tells central gov what to do soooo YAY ARRESTING YOU "
[22:07] bri: which was BULL s**t. WOO
[22:07] bri: so then there was the Kentucky Resolve, run by JEFFERSON.
[22:07] hanananana: AMERICA WHAT IS YOU AND YOUR BS-ing SKILLS?
[22:07] hanananana: *WITH
[22:07] hanananana: orz
[22:08] bri: And it said that " if the state doesn't like Congress' law, then the state can say that
[22:08] bri: law is null and void in that state "
[22:08] bri: so which completly cross-cancels the Federalists BS.
[22:08] hanananana: herp derp. lD
[22:08] bri: And then Madison had the Virginia Resolve " each state should protect its people from
[22:08] bri: central gov abuse "
[22:09] bri: and then here comes the KIWI IN THE BUCKWHEAT ( mr hobbins says that a lot )
[22:09] bri: The problem of the constitiution will COME BACK ( dun dun dun ) in the Civil war.
[22:09] bri: THE CIVIL WAR WAS ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION NOT SLAVERY.
[22:10] bri: AND THEN IT'S 1800 and it's PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION TIME BBY
[22:10] bri: Democrat Republic put Jefferson and BURR. BC and then the Federalists are all like ADAMS
[22:10] bri: AND CC PINCKNEY
[22:10] hanananana: :U
[22:11] bri: and it was a vicious compaign.
[22:11] bri: All the Democrats vote for Jefferson.
[22:11] bri: Jefferson gets 73 votes, Burr gets 73 votes and Adams gets 69 ( /cuemygigglesinclass)
[22:12] bri: and then the House votes. and most of them were Federalists and were like " BUT WE HATE
[22:12] hanananana: (/gigglesnort)
[22:12] bri: JEFFERSON AND BURR D: "
[22:12] bri: so then Hamilton, because he hated Adams, was all like " hey, I'll give you land if you
[22:12] bri: vote for Jefferson. 8D " and it worked.
[22:13] bri: And also, he mentioned that Burr wanted to get rid of the Treasury.
[22:13] bri: Which was also BS.
[22:13] bri: and then Jefferson wins the election.
[22:13] bri: and then there's stuff about Jeffersonian Democracy.
[22:13] hanananana: more bs-ing. america why am I not surprised. = uuuu =
[22:13] bri: which is boring. so I won't talk about that.
[22:13] hanananana: mhm ~
[22:14] bri: Basically. Jefferson wanted an aristocracy of ability out of democracy of opprotunity.
[22:14] bri: which makes no sense, to me. but whatevs.
[22:15] bri: & then Jefferson changes the cabinet.
[22:15] hanananana: no,not sense at all. what is this. :'U ;;
[22:15] bri: James Madison for Secretary of State and Albert Gallatin for Secretary of Treasury
[22:15] bri: ... and I keep wanting to call Gallatin Gelatin.
[22:15] bri: he is jello gdi.
[22:15] bri: /shot
[22:16] twi: Jellojellojello ~
[22:16] hanananana: .... WAIT SO THE JELLO IS A LIE?! D':
[22:16] hanananana: (/shotshotshotshot)
[22:16] bri: SO THEN. there was a supreme court case of Marbury vs Madison
[22:17] bri: when Adams lost the election, the federalists were PISSED.
[22:17] bri: and then the Cheif Justice resigned.
[22:17] bri: so then before Adams stops being president he assigns John Marshall to be Cheif Justice.
[22:18] bri: and John Marshal hates Jefferson.
[22:18] bri: Why so much hate in the government.
[22:18] bri: so basically Marbury was supposed to get promoted, but Marshall forgot about him, and he
[22:18] hanananana: george warned them. they warned them all about political parties. orz ;;
[22:18] bri: never got promoted, and Marbury was like " GDI "
[22:18] hanananana: OTL
[22:18] bri: so he took it to court.
[22:19] bri: HE WANTED HIS PROMOTION GDI. and then after all the court stuff, he didn't get his promoti
[22:19] bri: on. Poor Marbury
[22:19] hanananana: no promotion?! D': (/heartbreak0
[22:19] hanananana: ~)
[22:19] hanananana: * *)
[22:19] bri: AND THEN NAPOLEON AND FRANCE COME BACK yaaay
[22:19] hanananana: YAAAAY.
[22:19] bri: Treaty of San Ildefonso.
[22:20] bri: Spain gives Lousianna to France.
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[22:20] twi: dsfkjdsfkjdfkl
[22:20] bri: and then there was stuff about a Haiti slave having a revolution in Haiti.
[22:20] staimpunkseme: sup guys. uke.
[22:20] bri: and stuff.
[22:20] twi: Haiti o Ao
[22:20] hanananana: herp derp. = u =
[22:20] staimpunkseme: .............was this in American Gods
[22:20] hanananana: and ciaaao ~ c:
[22:20] twi changed nickname to victortwian
[22:21] staimpunkseme: /remembers something like that happening derp
[22:21] bri: so then Talleyround was sent to France to buy Florida.
[22:21] bri: So then instead Napoleon was like " how much are you willing to pay for ALL of it? "
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[22:21] guest-18845 changed nickname to mrpipe
[22:21] hanananana: ciaao ~ c:
[22:21] mrpipe: Hallo everyone~
[22:21] staimpunkseme: /derp goes to work on mat-- heyyy~
[22:21] bri: and then America pays $12million for LOUISIANNA. but doesn't get Florida.
[22:22] bri: ... so Florida is still in Spain.
[22:22] staimpunkseme: /now goes to work on math orz
[22:22] bri: ... so America doesn't have his d**k yet.
[22:22] hanananana: fffffffffffffffffffffft -
[22:22] victortwian: Indigooo ~ o vo
[22:22] bri: AND THEN MARYWEATHER LOUIS AND WILLIAM CLARK
[22:22] bri: GO ON THEIR EXPEDITION
[22:22] mrpipe: HALLO~
[22:22] victortwian: OREGON TERRITORY 8D
[22:22] victortwian: /shot
[22:23] hanananana: MANIFEST DESTINYYYYY :'U
[22:23] hanananana: (/brick'd)
[22:23] bri: AND THEY'RE ALL LIKE " INDIANS NOO. D: " but because the indians are all like " SUP DAWGS"
[22:23] bri: THEY GET FOOD.
[22:23] bri: 8D and Sacajawea
[22:23] bri: and her bby
[22:23] hanananana: HELLS YEAH. :'l bbb
[22:23] staimpunkseme: *Sacagawea
[22:23] staimpunkseme: /NUKED OTZL GOES TO DO MATH
[22:24] bri: AND THEN THEY GO BACK TO ORLEANS AND LOUIS WAS LIKE " SIIIGH I MISS TRAVELLING " and he
[22:24] bri: committed suicide.
[22:24] bri: the end.
[22:24] bri: and then there's land stuff, about money and crap.
[22:24] hanananana: ..... he had a fulfilling life at least .... ? ;;;
[22:24] hanananana: (/brick'd)
[22:25] bri: and then there were people in New England were Federalists.
[22:25] bri: and they did not like Louisianna Purchase.
[22:25] bri: becausetheywerejealousthattheyweren'tthecenterofattention
[22:25] bri: /shot
[22:26] bri: So Fisher Ames, Timothy Pickering and Roger Griswald were all like " WE
[22:26] bri: WILL BECOME OUR OWN NATION. BC "
[22:26] bri: and that doesn't work.
[22:26] bri: stupid New England. thinking we could become a nation
[22:26] bri: 1804 - PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION TIME YAAY
[22:26] bri: Jefferson gets 162 votes and ... Charles Pickney gets 14 votes.
[22:26] bri: .... sorry Pickney.
[22:27] bri: and then Burr was going to go west and make the west his own country and become king.
[22:27] bri: that doesn't work either. Stupid Burr.
[22:27] hanananana: dur hur silly Burr is silly. lD
[22:27] bri: and then he's arrested and brought to jail for treason!
[22:28] bri: Marshall doesn't like Jefferson, who doesn't like Burr, so then Marshall totally BS's
[22:28] bri: and says he doesn't have enough info and lets Burr go.
[22:28] bri: and he goes and lives in Europe
[22:28] bri: Burr is a coward.
[22:28] hanananana: herp derp. more bs-ing I see. = u =
[22:28] hanananana: and yes.
[22:28] hanananana: yes he is. :'l
[22:28] bri: and then Burr's daughter dies. by drowning. and then he gets depressed.
[22:29] bri: but he's just depressed, he doesn't do anything.
[22:29] bri: AND THEN THE TRIPOITIAN WAR.
[22:29] hanananana: ...... LAME. BC
[22:29] bri: YAY AMERICA VS PIRATES.
[22:29] hanananana: WHAT.
[22:29] hanananana: YES.
[22:29] hanananana: EPIC.
[22:29] hanananana: (/shot)
[22:29] bri: But they're Egyptian Pirates.
[22:29] hanananana: awwww ....
[22:29] bri: so then William Eaton goes to Egypt and is like " ******** MAN STOP SENDING PIRATES " and then
[22:30] bri: the war ends.
[22:30] hanananana: ..... they'restillpirates.soit'scool. ;;
[22:30] hanananana: .... LAME. BC
[22:30] hanananana: (/shotshotshot)
[22:30] hanananana: (/wanted an epic battle;orz) ;;
[22:30] bri: AND THEN FRANCE AND NAPOLEON COMES BACK AGAIN YAY
[22:30] hanananana: YAAAAAY ! :'D
[22:30] bri: Napoleon creates the CONTINENTAL SYSTEM
[22:30] bri: because France and England are all like " ******** YOU "
[22:30] bri: like always.
[22:31] hanananana: of couuurse. :'U
[22:31] bri: and France goes makes a blockade aaaaall around England so trade can't get to Iggy
[22:31] bri: and then Any nation that tries to trade with Iggy will have their things removed from the
[22:31] bri: shipo
[22:31] bri: *-o
[22:31] bri: and then England is all like " OH YEAH? 2 CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME " and makes the
[22:32] bri: British Orders of Council.
[22:32] bri: Which means no one can trade with France!
[22:32] bri: so then America, who only trades with those two and trying to stay neutral is all like
[22:32] bri: " FML "
[22:32] hanananana: OTL ;;;;;;;;
[22:33] bri: so then England is all like " I WANT MY BRITISH SAILORS BACK " and sends the HMS Leopard
[22:33] bri: to America and has it raid the USS Cesapeake
[22:33] bri: which is IN AMERICAN WATERS.
[22:33] bri: so then Iggy kills some American sailors because they're all like " DUDE, THIS IS OUR
[22:33] bri: WATERS GTFO "
[22:33] hanananana: (/facepalm) ;;;;
[22:34] bri: and then England is like "I'M THE BRITISH ******** EMPIRE, I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT. "
[22:34] bri: and then the Federalists are like " WAR ON ENGLAND WAR ON ENGLAND "
[22:34] bri: So then Jefferson is like " ******** YOU FRANCE AND ENGLAND " and makes the Embargo Act
[22:34] bri: which means American ships are not allowed to leave port.
[22:34] bri: Because basically America was ******** either way
[22:35] bri: Trade w/ England ; goes against French Law
[22:35] bri: Trade w/ France ; goes against English Law.
[22:35] bri: so then Jefferson is just like " AUGH. FINE. AMERICA. WE STAY HERE. "
[22:35] hanananana: WELL, HE MIGHT AS WELL, OTL ;;;
[22:36] bri: so then 1808 comes and Jefferson pulls a Washington and is like " ******** DIS s**t I'M DONE
[22:36] bri: BEING PREZ "
[22:36] bri: and then James Madison runs and CC Pickney runs for the like... 7th time.
[22:36] bri: and Madison wins.
[22:36] bri: Sorry Pickney. Your life sucks.
[22:36] bri: because Pickney never becomes prez
[22:37] hanananana: ffffffffffffffffft - lDDDD
[22:37] bri: Like Mr. Hobbins said " that's a plate of HARD CHEESE "
[22:37] bri: so then Jefferson repeals the Embargo Act before he's not prez.
[22:38] hanananana: herp derp.
[22:38] bri: so then Madison creates the " NON INTERCOURSE ACT " ( / cue my classes giggles and Mr.
[22:38] bri: Hobbins being all like " grow up... " )
[22:38] hanananana: .... (/noIrefusetogrowup;brbgiggling)
[22:38] bri: so then the non-intercourse act says that America will trade with EVERYONE
[22:38] bri: exceptenglandandfrance
[22:39] bri: America is like " no. ******** you guys "
[22:39] bri: And then in may 1810 there's the Macon's Bill #2 (don't ask about #1 we didn't learn about
[22:40] bri: it )
[22:40] hanananana: .... (what was wrong with #1?)
[22:40] bri: America will trade with either France OR england. ( I dunno, we just didn't learn it )
[22:40] bri: and then would ignore the other one.
[22:40] bri: So then France was like " oh hon hon, oui, mon cher ~ "
[22:41] bri: but then France doesn't hold up his end of the deal and continues harrassing American ship
[22:41] bri: so then everyone just pulls their embassadors from other countries.
[22:41] hanananana: orz ;;
[22:41] bri: So England's ambassador in US goes back to England, and vise versa.
[22:41] bri: and then France's ambassador in US goes back to France, and
[22:41] bri: vise versa.
[22:42] bri: so then the USS President and HMS Little Bolt meet in water.
[22:42] bri: ( uss - america, hms - england )
[22:42] bri: and the USS President wins, but then England is all like " NO. MY NAVY IS NOT ALLOWED TO
[22:42] bri: LOSE BC "
[22:42] bri: so America is screwed b/c they're trying to avoid war.
[22:42] bri: ... and that's where my notes end! 8D ;;
[22:43] bri: So you basically just learned everything I just learned in the past 2 weeks.
[22:43] bri: TA DA
[22:43] hanananana: YAAAAAAAAY.
[22:43] hanananana: HISTORY.
[22:43] bri: jhgag - and i just studied for my US history test!
[22:43] bri: 8D b
[22:43] hanananana: ... iggy your ego, you need to stop that. ;;
[22:44] hanananana: .... wait crap (/should have been doing US history review;orzorzorz) ;;
[22:44] bri: ajghajshgag - hanaaa. you just learnt US history. USE THAT AS AN EXCUSE /shot
[22:44] hanananana: B-BUT IT'S NOWHERE NEAR WHAT I'M BEING TESTED ON. OTL ;;;
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