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WANTED: a person who falls under these requirements
* an idiot, who, when I call; and mention I'm sick and says "liar!" but then arrives breathless at the front door in a few minutes holding medicine
* an idiot who gets mad and says it's not his first kiss either when I lie that it's not my first kiss
* an idiot, who, when I call to tell him im bankrupt and stuck somewhere with my friend, complains why im telling him this but asks where i am
* an idiot, who, when i complain that his friend's annoying, says "go take a look in the mirror and u'll see why" but comes home the next day with a blackeye from the fight with his friend
* an idiot, who, when im in a crappy mood, takes me to the movies without a word
* an idiot, who, when i say i want to go to an amusements park, says "ur so immature" but comes up the next day with two tickets to the park
* an idiot, who, when im hanging out with a guy friend, calls every 5 minutes
* an idiot, who, when i complain my legs hurt after a date, says "well ur body seems buff enough" but bends down and tells me to hop on his back
* an idiot, who, when i dump him, says "fine" coldly but goes home and gets drunk and cries himself to sleep
* an idiot, who, when i say im bored, tells me to come out and play with him and turns up at the playground with a pale face pretending not to be sick
* an idiot, who, when i ask him "we're gonna celebrate our 100th day anniversary, right?", he snorts and says "no way, we're not 5 anymore" but throws a surprise party on the 100th anniversary
* an idiot, who, when i mention i want to go the beach, wordlessly comes to my house the next day with a motorcycle ready to go
* an idiot, who, when i say a celebrity is hot, goes home and gets the celebrity's pics and rips holes through his eyes
* an idiot, who, when i ask "why do u like me?", says "because you're a retard" and kisses me
* an idiot, who, when im crying, quietly comes over and gives me a big hug
* an idiot, who, when he meets my ex on the streets, quietly curses and squeezes my hand tightly
* an idiot, who, always jokes around with me but when drunk, calls and asks me to marry him in a serious voice
I know that the grammar is horrible but I'm too lazy to change it.
[Savvy_Elegance] · Tue Mar 14, 2006 @ 02:49am · 5 Comments |
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