1. Close the screen door when you come in or going out.
This is to prevent the dog from getting out and running wild. I am sick and tired of having to go out and bring him back.
2. Wash your hands after you blow your nose, eliminate biological waste,pick up the dog's do-do, touching something sticky, change the babies diaper, and/or pick your nose.
This is to help prevent the spread of germs and sickness. I do not enjoy being sick! Why someone would pick their nose is beyond me, but it is a bad habit.
3. If you should pick your nose, do not wipe it on the walls, on anyone or anything, except for tissue or toilet paper.
This is very nasty. I do not want to see snot on the walls or rest my head on snot covered pillows! I do not think anyone else would like it either!
4. If you're going to moon someone, do not moon anyone while in my home. That goes for sunning too!
I do not want cops banging on my door because people saw you mooning (or sunning) them through my window.
5. Don't destroy my property!
I do not like it when people break my things! I will call the cops and tell them you are vandalizing my property!
