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okay, so, at 4 today, i rode down to Delaney's to hang out. I had just gotten there and started playing with Copper (it's just what i do when i get there) and she starts telling me 'Okay, i'm not in the best of moods today, it's my 'time', i got my braces tightened.... and I'm not allowed over at Brianne's anymore'. So, i look at her like she's crazy, cause she and Bri had been together since WAY before i met her (in 5th grade), so i ask her 'WHY?' so she tells me 'Cause her dad tried to hit me,'. It was quiet for a second when she took a breath, and i say, low, smiling a bit and shaking my head 'he's a dead man,' again and again. she looks at me and laughs. 'dude, he's strong- he can pick me up and slam me on the floor and pinch my stomach.' so, we talk for a while then go for a bikeride, and halfway through (about a mile) i yell out 'HOLY s**t, DUDE! STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP!' so, she throws her bike to the side and i walk into the middle of the busy road, and pick up a baby chipmunk! another one comes out, so i hold the two of them, and, as it turns out, seconds before i started screaming, her rear tire popped, so i was like 'it was god telling u to stop for tiny animals'. Then, i look around for a mother or something, but, instead, i find a run-over chipmunk and another baby. So, i put them all in my bookbag and call her mom, who drove WICKED slow, constantly looking at my bag, cause i explained the situation. Now, i've threatened Delaney that if she ever told ANYONE how i acted afterwards, i would kill her. So, i won't talk about it. But, we wound up naming them- Rikki (character from a book- the personality fit him, excited, courageous and rambunctious) Bamboo (Delaney's idea, i have no idea why, but he was a nice one, but hectic) and Sox (named after the Red Sox- she was sleeping and cuddling with my brother's old baseball glove) and I had to sacrifice a pair of my shoes for them, because Bamboo wouldn't leave them alone, and when i took them off (they were sandals) he started kinda chilling there. Rikki was climbing a small tree nearby. And we were in Delaney's neighbors (sort-of-school-friend / crush) backyard woods, and then Brendan came out with Noah and a new kid, new kid ( i think his name was Jason or something) liked Sox, cause she didn't bite, just kinda slept, cuddled and licked, Noah liked Bamboo cause he was climbing all over him, and Brendan.... Wanted to make soup out of them all. -_- he's an a**. And, yes, small animals bring out my maternal side (that's WHY i don't want to talk about how i act with animals), so he was teasing me about it. He's going to many layers of hell (but, then again, aren't I?)
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