Still, I suppose I should say something to let people know that I still know this is here. Of course, I don't know exactly what to really put in here other than my conscious stream of thought. I suppose I could tell you a bit of a story.
So, I work at Target. I'm 23 years old working a job that a 10 year old could do fairly well. I get paid minimum wage. I have a college education. If you're wondering why I bother mention those things, it's just to show that I really really hate working there.
Throw in the fact that a few of my bosses seem to have a problem with me, and you got me pretty much going crazy with rage. I have no tolerance for stupidity, and this place is chock full of it. Plus, some of my bosses think I'm not a very good worker.
Sorry that I make some mistakes every now and then, but I'm not a bad worker. Everywhere I've worked has thought that I was one of the better workers, so being in this situation where I'm getting this reputation for being bad is rather interesting, if not frustrating. I like being a good worker.
Unfortunately for these people, I'm a bit of a crazy person. So, when I hear that they might fire me, well that's no good. I hate the job, but I need to keep it to hold me over until I find a real job. If I lost the job, though, it wouldn't be that bad. I mean, I imagine that I'd be able to find something else (especially now that I have retail experience!).
But, I hate filling out all the damn applications, so I decided that I'd just try to keep this job. Now, I didn't lie to a manager, but I did exaggerate things a bit. You see, I've been really interested in psychology for a while; especially with sociopaths.
One of the things that a person with anti-social personality disorder likes to do is play the victim card and/or the pity card. Because everyone else feels empathy, I figured that hey, if it works for a sociopath, it'll probably work for me.
So, I singled out the one manager that kind of is out of the loop with the others and talked to her about how I felt like I was being pushed out, and how I try really hard to do my best, but I can't always be perfect, and blah blah blah. I threw in some tears and said that I have a hard time concentrating because I get easily distracted.
Now, none of that is false; except maybe the tears. I certainly don't care THAT much for the job to warrant tears, but hey, it worked. My managers are all suddenly being SO NICE to me. Imagine that.
Still, I'm waiting for the day when I find a new job, and get to tell some of these people off. THAT will be fun.
In other news, I'm kinda trolling a Joker impersonator. After finding out about this guy on twitter who impersonates Batman really well, I went looking for a Joker one who was just as good.
Many people had brought up this guy when I googled "Joker twitter." So, I go to check him out, and it's completely lame. The dude can't spell worth s**t, and isn't at all clever like the Joker. To top it off, he gets defensive when someone says something negative about him and inevitably calls the person fat.
So, I decided to tweet about how awesome the Batman guy was, and how all the Joker impersonators suck, while specifically mentioning the one dude. Not surprisingly, The Joker one responded back to me with a fat joke. He's our banter so far:
I don't think he realizes who he's up against. I'm good at arguing. wink
So, I guess that's all I have for now.
