Dear Orange Range,
Whatever you've been smoking, I want some of it. Seriously, that stuff has got to be strong. Normally I don't endorse doing drugs, in fact, under normal circumstances I disagree with doing drugs with every fiber of my being. It seems that whatever it is that you're smoking his made you so incredibly stupid that it's looped back around to genius. If I were to hazard a guess, it's probably a cross between Jolt Cola, Sugar-flavored sugar, and cold, hard crack.
Honestly, you guys should be shot. Just shot. I mean, the first part of your "Locolotion" music video is a shot of some woman's arse with the Orange Range "R" Painted onto it! That is to say, not that I agree with pictures of women's arses, but come on now! Isn't that more than a little overkill? Oh, and then there's that business with the "Onegai! Senorita" video. I can see the part where the nerdy guy saves the pretty woman from the ugly, drunk old man, but then the ugly old man turns into a monster from a bad episode of Ultraman? Come on now. Then there's that whole bout with ultraman coming to encourage the nerdy guy after the monster knocks him out. There is seriously something wrong with you guys.
Thanks, Orange Range.
Love you guys.
- Kaiba, Nobu, Charlie-Boy, Anakin, Etc.
Locolotion PV
Onegai! Senorita PV (Train man version)
 Tenshinage · Sat Dec 24, 2005 @ 06:07pm · 3 Comments |
