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I got this a friend and my mom's work...I thought it was so funny...I had to post it^^

You'll enjoy this...

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.

vampire_queen1990
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Commented on: Fri Dec 16, 2005 @ 07:39am


	xp Wow I got 1 out of 4. ><


	lol, I love that thing...I've seen it a few times and yes, the first time I did it I got them all wrong sweatdrop

-8- Kitsuname -8-
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xblingx
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Commented on: Fri Dec 16, 2005 @ 07:40am


	lol, that test just called me dumb!

Commented on: Fri Dec 16, 2005 @ 07:45am


	lol, thats cool...even if it did call me dumb

eat lollies and be happy
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dark_loon
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Commented on: Fri Dec 16, 2005 @ 07:58am


	lol rofl rofl that is funny as hell

Commented on: Sat Dec 17, 2005 @ 09:25am


	i got #3 right and thats it xp

Leoness
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Amarosa
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Commented on: Mon Dec 19, 2005 @ 10:12am


	hehe, I got everyone one right except the first one. xd does the smart dance ^^

Commented on: Mon Dec 19, 2005 @ 11:40am


	0 out of 0... gonk

Setnoc Ishmene
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dark_m00n
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Commented on: Tue Dec 20, 2005 @ 03:27am


	4 out of 4 correct! yay! i think like a preschooler! blaugh starts to eat paste

Commented on: Thu Dec 22, 2005 @ 01:02am


	heheh, i already knew that thingo... ^-^ i used to dupe my friends with that one. ^-^

KoshiDoragon
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blue_raiyne
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Commented on: Sun Dec 25, 2005 @ 04:44am


	i got 1 right stare

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