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this is a journalish thingy about whats currently going on and a few random comments about how i personally see things in the world randomly thrown in...... shuttup..... i like the ways i do things.......... anyways..... its about what im currently going through to end my journey of finding and killing frosty the snowmonger!!!

in loving memorial of Bryce(me) RIP sweet sweet beautiful child. youll never be mi.... wait i mean youll always be missed.

damn my funeral sucked.... even i didnt go.... f**k......

the beginning of the worst journey ever

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chapter twenty-one... and a half.... cuz i can...
the bacon doomness

me and my friend... lets just say her name is yummy for now, are currently hiding from the bacon people. i've been charged with homicide cuz of the fact i love to eat bacon.... i guess they call it canabilism.... but im not a bacon person..... or am i? i dont know. this is so confusing.

i dont know how much longer we can survive in enemy territory. their looking for us and i fear we will "meat"(heh bacon meaty play on words humor) our horribly doomful bacon doom.

damnit! i wont go out without a fight. i still have my bacon cannabilism jutsu. ill have to use that.... atleast theres no ninjas in an orange jupsuit thingy.... i mean comeone..... orange.... not only that but bright orange..... how can you be a ninja if you wear that..... oh look! nobody can see that ninja in bright orange hiding against that wall in a dark corner! i mean its so bright orange i cant even see it! WOW!

anyway i think i can hear someone outside. i think they've found us...

THEIR HERE!!!!!

CRASH!!!

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chapter 23 comming soon!!!
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chapter one
the beginiing(yes i know theres a spelling error and i have 2 I's in a row..... deals with it or die )

i still remember when i first started this journey.... it was long time ago.... i was 5, i found my mom writing;

to: Bryce
From: sandy claws

on a gift for critmas..... at that moment i thought there was no sandy claws.... the next day that i had school i told everyone that there is no sandy claws.... but boy... was i horribly wrong....

when i started to get interested in the occult i found a strange book which spoke of a group of occultists that worshipped a frozen god that will one day rise again, they called this being glacialis erus(which is latin for "the frozen god" wink

later research(see how i just jump the story there? that means boys and girls that im bored with what i was writting and wanted to get done with it.) i ended up finding the exact location of the occultists that worship the strange frozen god(damn this story is boring me..... i gotta find a way to get to the point but i dont know... this is all comming spontainiously from the lack of a brain). they were settled in the city Vilnius in the nation of Lithuania.

when i made it to them and told them for some strange reason my reason for being there.... yea thats right...... i told them i was going to kill their god. they seemed pretty nice. they offered me humam stomach for lunch but i was hungery...... though they kept looking at me kindda weird... idk i guess they were sexually attacted to me or something idk... but they told me how to get to the world of their god.

they said that if i watch invader zim episode: the srange new girl backwards then a portal will open up to madness which is i guess frosty's world.

so in an effert to end this stupidity and pure boredom i am exeriancing lets just say i did and i ended up in his world.
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chapter two
thank god that last chapter is done and the madness of the teletubbies

i apeared in a strange land with many hills and bumps all over the ground. everything was so colorful. i got up from the ground(after falling onto it by being teleported) and started to walk around.

i finally found something to indecate where i was... a sign that said

you have been teleported to the land of the teletubbies.

"how could a thing like a simple sign know that i have been teleported?" i thought

but then the words on the sign changed into something else and read....

SSSHHHHH!!!!!!!! MY YEST IS RISING!!!!!!

with this bit of randomosity i walked away only to find these crazly childish things.... which i guess to be the teletubbies.

the teletubbies were nothing like what they seem... the dancing was some sort of satanic donkey ritual. they made the weird sounds which after awhile of watching starting to sound like words.

my mind began to burn. it was sourching pain as they sang. i even started to ryhm!!! i closed my eyes in pain and fell to the floor. at that moment... i opened my eyes... everything has changed.... the ground was dirt instead of the lush green grass it ws earlyer, the sky was red instead of the bright blue, and the teletubbies were hunched over a body and ripping the fleash off of what seemed to be the spoon from the poem the cow jumped over the moon! yes.... they were ripping the fleash off of a spoon.... try thinking about a spoon that was alive and had skin..... i mean WHAT THE f**k?!

i thought i could hear someone screaming from somewhere far far far( over the rainbow Way up high, There's a cute guy that I heard of Once in a lullaby) behind me.

i decided that being in a horrific dream world wasnt bad enough so i wanted to see what was making the noise and maybe even die do to my cariousity.

as soon as i headed yeast(heh kindda hidden word joke... heh) the teletubbies got a little angry. i could tell from the way they ripped at the fleash of the spoon faster and started to grawl. i ran back to the sign with the changing words. it looked burned but the words kept chaning anyway.

NOOOO!!!!! YOU RAPED MY CABBAGE!!!!! YOU BASTERED!!!!

umm... thats not who you spell ba... i started to say but got interupted.

ARG!!! IMA BUTT PIRATE!!!! WALK ME PLANK OR ILL SHIVER YOUR TIMBERS!!!!

i got bored of the turretstic sign in the ground so i ripped it out to use as a weapon against the horrificaly disaltered teletubbies, that were now staggering towards me.

then i knew... it was me or them.......... so i swang at their faces with my new turrets sign post sword thingy and they didnt like that

twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted

so i swung again and hit one on their heads off

twisted twisted twisted twisted xp

the other four jumped at me but i doudged 3 of them due to my high agility(WOW joke for the WOW fans out there). the other one got me right on my leg and bit every hard. i could feel the cottoncandy flow out of me.....


wait......... cottoncandy......... WTF?!

i didnt understand but then again ive never been to such an odd place before. but anyways i swung at its head serveral times, slowly chopping at it until its head fell off too.

twisted twisted twisted xp xp

so then since im bored with writting this agian i magicaly killed them all. just dont worry about the how i did it..... i just DID.....

xp xp xp xp xp



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chapter twenty-two
yes i know its a lama--> dramallama enter the meese(the new(my version) plural of moose) dramallama

me and yummy are now being held captive by the strange and weird bacon people(god they make me hungry).

their speeking in odd tounges( o.o that sounds odd.... and strange..... and weird..... o.o yes.....) but i could understand some of it as i knew a little (aposed to huge) amount of baconeese.

the believable needle doom the powder one of them stated..... i think......

Can death facilitate bacon? Why won't death dodge bacon? Bacon malfunctions without the rose metaphor. Death transports the grammar below the documentary. Death abides bacon beside the superior ice. The demolished jungle explores bacon over the stretching bandwidth. at this point i knew that i actually didnt know any baconeese i was just making s**t up.

soooo....... whats going to happen to us?

we shall let the meese decide
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chapter three
yummy


to be continued..... sooner or later........ probably later...... or idk..... when i get around to it i guess..... meh

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