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Most of us have been doing something we've thought was sensible... afterwards, we looked back on what we did, and thought how we ever could've done such an idiotic thing...this is called a fail or getting owned and I happen to fail a lot sweatdrop Here are all the times I can remember failing and getting owned.

Hiding in the oven, while my mom comes to turn it on. Turns out, you can't open an oven from the inside

Sticking my hand up a lamp socket. (Plugged in and my hand was wet)
"Maybe there's dust in here......GYAAAAAH!"

Locking myself in a bathroom at a gas station

i let a girl see my wallet with $70+ and she took everything later when she was waving it in my face i managed to get a nice grip on it, after a few seconds i almost had it then i got owned...SQUARE IN THE NUTZ! later that day she gave it back with a dollar missing. and so.. "Why didnt you just ask for a dollar?!" "Because I needed the exercise." 4laugh Meanwhile in my mind, -you *****-

I lit my hand on fire. It was in science class right after an experiment i bet the teacher i could light my hand on fire without pain, then i poured some alcohol on my hand and put over a burner and everything was going fine until the alcohol went down my arm and then started to dissolve and then the pain set in... "Ha! told u i could do it!" *sssssssss* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! it started to sound like Mung Daal's scream from chowder, but now my hand is better and ready for video games

I almost killed my neighbor with a shotgun, well every morning when i go outsde theres always a spider web that gets caught in my hair. one day i got caught it two and i got really pissed when i saw the third one right in front of my face so... i went in the house and pulled out the shotgun and aimed it straight at the spider and before i pulled the trigger the neighbor looked out his window and saw the gun pointing straight at him and he yelled STOP after that we sort of just stared at each other for a while then i told him what i was doing and we're ok now

I sprayed myself with pepper spray, i was only 7 i found it under the seat in the car and i didnt know what it was because it didnt look like pepper spray i somehow got it to spray directly into my face and it wasnt a big spray it was more like a quick shot. the rest of the day i was sneezing, my face burned like hell, and my eyes closed but strangely i didnt cry.