Interesting or Funny Quotes from… Places:
"I added water to it and it turned into 'Mr. Hard'!" - My Mom (Would you believe me if I said it was about a loofah? I swear it was.)
"You're all insane... insane..." - My friend Slinky-kun (this being said to my family after an embarassing expierience, with him sitting in a corner. I hate family reunions...)
"Is it just me, or is it getting hotter in here?" - Me (after seeing a couple making out in a restaurant)
"Get a room, sex fiends!" - Me (talking to another couple... I was very embarassed later (Ha, I wonder how they felt))
"Cheese Cake!!" - My cousin Evan (Evangeline / Eva, from earlier) and I
"Potato Salad!!" - Evan and I (again)
"Steak!!" - Evan and I (Hey, we like our cheese cake, potato salad, and steak)
"Food in general!!" - Evan and I (after our grandma (who makes the BEST potato salad) commented on the quotes above)
"Oh s**t, oh s**t, oh s**t, oh s**t, oh s**t, oh s**t, OH s**t!!" - Slinky-kun (after his sister's puppy ran off)
"Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, OH MY GOD!!" - Slinky-kun (again, after alot of sugar (can Jews say 'oh my God'?))
"But, why's the rum gone?" - Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean
"Try to get to know me, and it won't end well. For you, anyway." - Slinky-kun (brushing off a very annoying girl (and yes, he's hot stuff. xD))
"Those bloody cartoons are rotting my son's mind! Look at him!" - Slinky-kun's mom (complaining over him drooling at an anime he was watching (it had 'girls' in it (actually guys, but they looked like girls)))
"Shut up before I kill you both!" - Sanzo (to Gojyo and Goku) from Saiyuki
"Tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei (to Kuwabara) from Yu Yu Hakusho
"Just because you're a girl doesn't mean you can only play with girl toys, and just cause you're a boy doesn't mean you have to play with boy toys." - Me (and no, it's NOT meant to sound wrong (even though my mother took it that way))
"Note to self: Stay away from the psycho with the dead mommy laptop." - Jimmy/Conan from Case Closed
"Oh, oh, it's the Grass teacher!!" - My brother (while he and my mom were playing Harry Potter Scene It? Professor Sprout is who he meant. lol)
"Excuse me? Do I look like a freaking dictionary?" - My english teacher one year. xD To funny...
"What... the... ********?" - Me, guilty as charged. xD
"Ho... ly... s**t." - Me...
"We are made strong by what we overcome." - John Burroughs
"My hand's changing colors!" - Sky (my brother, putting his hand under our small, spinning, tip-color changing Christmas tree.)
"It might just be my imagination but there's something cute going "YAY!" in the middle of the dessert." - Yuri from Kyo Kara Maoh!
"I'm gonna keep this p***y, you can't have it." Gwendal from Kyo Kara Maoh!
"I bow to your superior intellect, but I'll get my romance advice from Yusuke." - Kuronue in shiorifoxiesmom's story A Gift of Love
"Yeah, I'll see you Friday. Good match. Oh and thanks for getting me all hot and bothered and doing nothing about it as usual. By the way, I love being pinned beneath you." - Kurama from shiorifoxiesmom's story A Youko's Desire
"The only thing that will cool me off now is if I put his sweet snow down the front of my pants." - Kurama from shiorifoxiesmom's story Lonely Hearts
"Say what you want, but I will be taking the cake." - L from Death Note
"Hiei peed on you?" - Shuichi, Kurama's step brother, to Kuwabara in thoth-moon's story The Wrong Turns & Detours of Love
"Yeah!! We're here, we're queer, get used to it!!" - Eiri Yuki from Gravitation
"Better a '******** blind has-been' than a ******** never-was." - Kurama from KyoHana's story Through His Eyes
"My life was so screwed up it wasn't even funny." - Kristy from Song Of A Fallen Angel's story Of Truths and Lies
"When some guy on a horse is hit in the head with a rock we do not say "jack got stoned off his a**"." - angelpunkchris on his Gaia Online profile. ;3
"When's the cemetary close?" - Julian Noble from the movie "The Matador"
"Hiei please don't move suddenly. If you do, it may cause the rational part of my brain to kick in." - Yoko from Mistress of Muses' story In the Arms of My Enemy
"We're sticky!" - Kurama from mhmartini's story Bedtime Candy
"Where there is no imagination there is no horror." - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
"There is nothing as deceptive as an obvious fact." - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
"Some facts should be suppressed, or, at least, a just sense of proportion should be observed in treating them." - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
"Depend upon it there comes a time when for every addition of knowledge you forget something that you knew before. It is of the highest importance, therefore, not to have useless facts elbowing out the useful ones." - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
"Hugging is teh new form of bowing!" - Rayelon form GaiaOnline. I luff him. -hearts-
"Mental note to self--you are a sick son of a b***h, mind." - 'Shuichi' from saiyuri-dahlia's story A Mind, Unwell
"Hiei... wake up and see the unicorn." - Kurama from Larissa's story The Beginning
"What are poor-noses?" - My brother (my uncle Jim and I were talking about pornos (you know) and my brother walked in. It was so funny and cute when he said it!)
"Yes, Moderator-ship hath been bestowed upon me!" - Me, and yes, I know it sounds corny. xD
Ah frack... - Kurama from Larissa's story The Beginning
"No dah." - Kurama from Larissa's stroy The Beginning
"Learn to SPELL, no dah!" - Me on Quibblo (Good lord, I swear, over half of the people on there do NOT know how to spell!)
"Yes, Professor Keys is gay. That's exciting." - Hiei from shiorifoxiesmom's story LOOKING FOR LOVE
"Don't worry. I'm a top."
"A top?"
"An agressive top. I have never once been submissive. One of the few things I can boast about. I have never even been submissive to a traffic signal."
"You really should."
"Never." - Rue Ryuzaki and Naomi Misora in Death Note: Another Note
"Somewhere in all those complements I'm pretty sure you called me an old wh-re but I'll over look that and just say thank you." - Kurama to Yusuke in shiorifoxiesmom's story FRIENDS & LOVERS
"Just what two lonely, horny, gay men need on a Friday night." - Kurama to Yusuke in shiorifoxiesmom's story FRIENDS & LOVERS
"Stupid Fox, you're supposed to be resting not doing... THAT."
"Oh but Hiei, THAT has a very calming effect on me. In fact, I could stay right here in bed and listen to your cries of pleasure as I do THAT to you all day. I’d even be willing to lay back and let you do THAT to me all you wanted. What do you say Koi, are you ready for more?” - Hiei and Kurama from shiorifoxiesmom's story HIEI'S LOVE
"A ja-who-i?" - Hiei from shiorifoxiesmom's story HIEI'S LOVE
"What world of la-la are you in?" - My mom to my dad (you had to be there, it was hilarious)
"Ha! I'm a black-belt at Smut-Fu and I will pwn yo asses!" - Prince Elmo / Unolai
“Relax Yusuke, I come in peace." - Yoko Kurama in shiorifoxiesmom's story SWEET DREAMS DRAGON
“Yeah, and the earth tilted on it’s axis so the glass fell and broke against the wall. Try again Fox.” – Yusuke from shiorifoxiesmom's story SWEET DREAMS DRAGON
“Why did they teach me useless stuff like math in school, instead of something potentially life-saving like how to get away from an enraged pyromaniac?!” – ‘You’ in Unolai’s story House of Sin
"I'll kill you, son of a-oh hi mom..." - Yusuke from Yoko-cw's story Dying To Be Thin
Forget it! I don't want to know who undressed me. - Kurama from Gemenice's story Destiny
“Give up?”
“No, I’m just giving you a rest.” – Hiei and ‘You’ in Unolai's story House of Sin
“… I don’t know. Maybe I’m falling for him.”
“Maybe? Falling? Come on Hiei, you already fell, pretty hard and with a loud ‘thud’.” - Hiei and Yusuke from Gemenice's story Destiny
“Hn. You can sleep wherever you want, I don’t care.”
“So… then I can go sleep in Shu-chan’s room.”
“What the hell!” - Hiei and Yusuke in Gemenice's story Destiny
“I don’t believe Hiei was wearing a PINK shirt…”
“But he WAS! He really was and-“
“If I recall, it WASN’T pink until you washed it with the red things and unfortunately I didn’t have anything else to wear at your house… and it was only ONCE.” - Kurama, Yusuke, and Hiei in Gemenice's story Destiny
“Of course! You’re a part of the group now pal, and you won’t get rid of us that easily!”
“That’s true. I’m still trying.”
"See!" - Yusuke and Hiei talking to Kurama in Gemenice's story Destiny
"Oh gosh, I've become a fangirl! Oh wait - I think I've been one..." - Autumn Whispers
"Back when he was but a wee little nerdlet." - Garfield
"No hanky-panky with married couples." - Sekishi in Bulma Brief's story The Tormented Heart of Flawless Beauty
"B and L? Wait... B... L? BL? Ha-ha. That's a good one." - Me (you have to know Death Note and you have to have read Another Note by NISIOISIN... I thought it was funny.)
"Mwa ha ha! I eat babies and dance in the forest and play golf because I'm such a b*****d! Har har har! I'm so evil and I get to do whatever I want in this office though logic says that Mao could come here and kick my a** himself! Who can stop me now! Damn I feel so frickin evil!"
"Not anymore, b***h!"
"You interupted my substanence of little children's tears! We must fight now for no reason!" - Hiei and Yusuke in JapanCat's story Scenes From a Hat
"Yes. We WILL eat you. And your first unborn child. :evillaugh:" - Me on deviantART sort of replying to a comment made by the artist on this picture.
"Flowers are suicidal things. They grow beautiful and vain with their colors and grace, they tip their shining faces to the heavens as if they deserve such praise from it. It is only natural to pick them, for they ask for it with their beauty. They beg to have their necks snapped." - Tsurenai Fuyukazi in Green Bird's story Stain
'Beyond all the issues and expectations, one thing was very certain - it would always be interesting, to love Hiei.' - in chapter seven of Larissa's story Beginning
