The ***** are an evil force, commanded by Lord Handcock. Lord Handcock created the ***** as an attempt to get back at society for mocking him and his Apple Bottom Jeans that he wore to school everyday. The gay kids would always get boners looking at him and he had lots of girls that were his friend (the fat ones). After High School he went on to teach the legendary art of:
Jewsitsu was feared by many countries except for Germany. Lord Handcock was taught this art through his Jew teacher Anne Septiktank. She taught him every little secret to Jewjitsu and it's benefits and disadvantages. No one knows the disadvantages.
Our main character, Fred Borrden
, grandson of the legendary Chad Warrden, is staring at the *****. Watching them lurk around the street corners waiting for their prey like a pack of Wolves. He knew they would soon come up to his apartment and he had to get out soon. But How? Well he had to have the ***** lurk moar. So he yelled outside:
but it didn't work and the ***** shot their Lazerz at Fred. The concrete above him was toppling down from the lazer and Fred had to get out. Fast.
END OF DAY 2
