The Iconoclast
Blaxter
EPIC
cokie flew through the window sending shards of shiny sharp glass in the eyes of the big scary demon then he skidded on the floor and did a barrel roll after he hit dsk then he stabbed dsk and kicked him in the balls but he was super powerful so the kick was all that was needed to kill dsk yay i saved the day he said and flew back out of the window never to be seen again
but that wasnt all all of a sudden a hooded man crept up behin paniel and attacked her he also grabbed her boob with his hand
lol
also cokie shoots geist with an infinite ammo shotgun as he yells SHENNANIGANS
Geist runs after Coki with a bazooka but it was not infinite ammo, jumping out the window after him, a grenade in his fist with the pin in his teeth to get revenge on him for grabing his woman's boob his hand.
Thousands of DSK shadow clones follow the demon as he jumps out the window.
it wasnot true because since dsk shadow clones came out and so did geist they found cokie and he was surprised to see them he didnt know whut to do so he thought I know what ill do if i can fdin that emo kid toby then i can find that big guy and he can beat them up too because i don't feel like it anymore. cokie reached in his back pocket and pulled out his cellular phone that was shiny and black he ran towardthe town hall where he had once met his frands and he began to dial a number that he just happened to know even though they had never told him their number
the fone rang thrice cuasing his blue orbituls to widen with glee and stvene picked up on the other end coke said in a chinese accent herro i am carring flom the spicy wok i takae youll oldel
he was like hey who the ******** is this i didnt even know i had a phone when did this happen cokie said remember we stole that fone store that one time steven said he had no idea what he was talkingabout he didnt steal no goddam phones but anyway cokie promised him some bacon so they met up at the town hall with that emo kid dtoby who was real sad kind of like dark orbituls but not evil he wasonthe same side that they wer on.
when cokie saw them he was like all hey whats up u lookin fiiiiine jp im not really gay lol he nudged toby then he patted steven on his head wih his hand so hey guys theres a group of these ppl who are all sending their purple prose shadow clones after me and i need your help cus idk what to do but idk if we can do it without eddie
steven was like im pretty sure that chick (dude? chick? dude?) is dead or something b/c we havent seen her since that one time at the conveniens store w/the sour milk and s**t but the emo kid was like naw jigga yall dunno she def alive and then everyone stared @ him
hey toby dont be makin me put on my popo uniform and teach you the ways of the white
but he was like no seriously she is not dead actually she is right over there i have been living with her sometimes steven is sharing custody rights with her. cokie looked at steven funny but he aint got nothin to say so they looked behind them and saw that there were a million shadow clones of some dude who looked kind of like kame ame ameha or something like that and they were going to jump cokie but then there was this crazy screeching girl
woah what the hell cokie said and lunged behind stevn almost choking him with his own scarf he peered of the mans should* who pushed him away and was al wtf who da hell is that then all of a sudden some crazy asian chick went flyingin the air and a massive ball of green light surrounded her clasped hands toby dived out of the way and fell into steven and cokie as the ball of green hit the shadow clones and the asian landed on the floor and began shooting at the clones wit her gun she pulled form nowhere
*he peered over the mans shoulder
bullets rained down on the shadows clones that were running eyerwhere and freaking everyone out but then a bullet hit dsk in the face somehow then all of a suddent the shadows clones dissapeared in a huff of smoke and ash blew everywhere dsk fell to his knees and weeped
and cokie was like lol and steven was like lmao and toby was like haha and eddie was like hurr
then cokie was all hey who wants to play with these hot wheels cars i found on the street he smiled at toby an steven both said i bet you stole those because you cant afford hotwheels did you steal them from a little defensless kid-- suddenly geist flew down from the sky and kicked steven in the face he screamed with his red dark orbituls glowing in the dark
steven fell down on the ground and he was pretty surprised because whoa did he not ever see that coming though once he realized who it was he was he was kinda pissed because it was that dude who made fun of him for being a human a while back when he was busy trying to get some p***y from that one demon chick who was pretty hot but kind of weird
he thought that was pretty gay, what a f*****t he thought god cant he come up with something newer or more surprising than the fact that I am not some self-insert character insecure f*****t moron mary sue bullshit crap I mean that I am a mortal not the other stuff the other stuff is not important
and while he was saying this he was sliding through the cement and little stones were propelling through the air and when he stood up again for some reason he did not have terrible bleeding wounds except he already had some scars like he got run over by a wheat combine
anyway
the crazy azn girl was eddie and toby was happy to see her but since she was to busy shooting dsk clones she did not notice when steven got kicked in the face but when it finally came to her attention she shot geist in the beautiful dark red glistening orb he called an eye
buppy slowly walks out of the shadows "oh hey guys I thought I was dead but it was gas I guess I'm cool n- a bullet goes straight through a dsk clone and into his eye. he fell down and was dead there on the ground where he fell because he had got shott
cokie was all hooray look what you did ou killed him hey s**t he aint dead i gotta fix this so cokie pulled out cleveland and hacked off his head and suddenly his dark orbituls popped and he threw the head to eddie who was sat by her cool car
eddie was like ew wtf this is gross god what is wrong with you but then toby was like eddie its okay this is the FINAL COUNTDOWN even though what he said made no sense she was like oh ok and she got some bandages and ropes out of the trunk though she called it a boot for some reason and gingerly fastened gesists demon head to the front of her 72 Dodge Charger which was the most amazing glittering blue anybody had ever seen and classic car buffs were swarming
suddenly the car began to shake! It was shaking so hard that eddie and toby had to step away (very dramatically) and cokie was still helping steven shake them haters off but eddie was like ‘its supposed to transform now but I forgot what the words were’
and then everyone was like what do you mean your car transforms except toby who was like I totally knew and he turned to steven and said
you know what it do
steven really had no idea what it do but he clenched his teeth real hard and was like GGGGGGHHKKKKK GGG HGGGGG HGGGGGHHHHHH and cokie was kind of laughing over in the corner but steven was like FLIGHT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE
and if everyone who isnt ready forflight mode wasnt ready they got hurt or died if ther not strong enough but most of the time u die because it caches yo off your gauard
then they flew 2 da moon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LvtDb0ZPwQ
THE WHEELS ARE IN FLIGHT MODE
wahmbulance
but that wasnt all all of a sudden a hooded man crept up behin paniel and attacked her he also grabbed her boob with his hand
lol
also cokie shoots geist with an infinite ammo shotgun as he yells SHENNANIGANS
Geist runs after Coki with a bazooka but it was not infinite ammo, jumping out the window after him, a grenade in his fist with the pin in his teeth to get revenge on him for grabing his woman's boob his hand.
Thousands of DSK shadow clones follow the demon as he jumps out the window.
it wasnot true because since dsk shadow clones came out and so did geist they found cokie and he was surprised to see them he didnt know whut to do so he thought I know what ill do if i can fdin that emo kid toby then i can find that big guy and he can beat them up too because i don't feel like it anymore. cokie reached in his back pocket and pulled out his cellular phone that was shiny and black he ran towardthe town hall where he had once met his frands and he began to dial a number that he just happened to know even though they had never told him their number
the fone rang thrice cuasing his blue orbituls to widen with glee and stvene picked up on the other end coke said in a chinese accent herro i am carring flom the spicy wok i takae youll oldel
he was like hey who the ******** is this i didnt even know i had a phone when did this happen cokie said remember we stole that fone store that one time steven said he had no idea what he was talkingabout he didnt steal no goddam phones but anyway cokie promised him some bacon so they met up at the town hall with that emo kid dtoby who was real sad kind of like dark orbituls but not evil he wasonthe same side that they wer on.
when cokie saw them he was like all hey whats up u lookin fiiiiine jp im not really gay lol he nudged toby then he patted steven on his head wih his hand so hey guys theres a group of these ppl who are all sending their purple prose shadow clones after me and i need your help cus idk what to do but idk if we can do it without eddie
steven was like im pretty sure that chick (dude? chick? dude?) is dead or something b/c we havent seen her since that one time at the conveniens store w/the sour milk and s**t but the emo kid was like naw jigga yall dunno she def alive and then everyone stared @ him
hey toby dont be makin me put on my popo uniform and teach you the ways of the white
but he was like no seriously she is not dead actually she is right over there i have been living with her sometimes steven is sharing custody rights with her. cokie looked at steven funny but he aint got nothin to say so they looked behind them and saw that there were a million shadow clones of some dude who looked kind of like kame ame ameha or something like that and they were going to jump cokie but then there was this crazy screeching girl
woah what the hell cokie said and lunged behind stevn almost choking him with his own scarf he peered of the mans should* who pushed him away and was al wtf who da hell is that then all of a sudden some crazy asian chick went flyingin the air and a massive ball of green light surrounded her clasped hands toby dived out of the way and fell into steven and cokie as the ball of green hit the shadow clones and the asian landed on the floor and began shooting at the clones wit her gun she pulled form nowhere
*he peered over the mans shoulder
bullets rained down on the shadows clones that were running eyerwhere and freaking everyone out but then a bullet hit dsk in the face somehow then all of a suddent the shadows clones dissapeared in a huff of smoke and ash blew everywhere dsk fell to his knees and weeped
and cokie was like lol and steven was like lmao and toby was like haha and eddie was like hurr
then cokie was all hey who wants to play with these hot wheels cars i found on the street he smiled at toby an steven both said i bet you stole those because you cant afford hotwheels did you steal them from a little defensless kid-- suddenly geist flew down from the sky and kicked steven in the face he screamed with his red dark orbituls glowing in the dark
steven fell down on the ground and he was pretty surprised because whoa did he not ever see that coming though once he realized who it was he was he was kinda pissed because it was that dude who made fun of him for being a human a while back when he was busy trying to get some p***y from that one demon chick who was pretty hot but kind of weird
he thought that was pretty gay, what a f*****t he thought god cant he come up with something newer or more surprising than the fact that I am not some self-insert character insecure f*****t moron mary sue bullshit crap I mean that I am a mortal not the other stuff the other stuff is not important
and while he was saying this he was sliding through the cement and little stones were propelling through the air and when he stood up again for some reason he did not have terrible bleeding wounds except he already had some scars like he got run over by a wheat combine
anyway
the crazy azn girl was eddie and toby was happy to see her but since she was to busy shooting dsk clones she did not notice when steven got kicked in the face but when it finally came to her attention she shot geist in the beautiful dark red glistening orb he called an eye
buppy slowly walks out of the shadows "oh hey guys I thought I was dead but it was gas I guess I'm cool n- a bullet goes straight through a dsk clone and into his eye. he fell down and was dead there on the ground where he fell because he had got shott
cokie was all hooray look what you did ou killed him hey s**t he aint dead i gotta fix this so cokie pulled out cleveland and hacked off his head and suddenly his dark orbituls popped and he threw the head to eddie who was sat by her cool car
eddie was like ew wtf this is gross god what is wrong with you but then toby was like eddie its okay this is the FINAL COUNTDOWN even though what he said made no sense she was like oh ok and she got some bandages and ropes out of the trunk though she called it a boot for some reason and gingerly fastened gesists demon head to the front of her 72 Dodge Charger which was the most amazing glittering blue anybody had ever seen and classic car buffs were swarming
suddenly the car began to shake! It was shaking so hard that eddie and toby had to step away (very dramatically) and cokie was still helping steven shake them haters off but eddie was like ‘its supposed to transform now but I forgot what the words were’
and then everyone was like what do you mean your car transforms except toby who was like I totally knew and he turned to steven and said
you know what it do
steven really had no idea what it do but he clenched his teeth real hard and was like GGGGGGHHKKKKK GGG HGGGGG HGGGGGHHHHHH and cokie was kind of laughing over in the corner but steven was like FLIGHT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE
and if everyone who isnt ready forflight mode wasnt ready they got hurt or died if ther not strong enough but most of the time u die because it caches yo off your gauard
then they flew 2 da moon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LvtDb0ZPwQ
THE WHEELS ARE IN FLIGHT MODE
wahmbulance
Blaxter
The Iconoclast
Blaxter
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brb 2 da moon
careful of that meteorite toby said but steven didnt hear him and suddenly this massive poiece of flaminf rock came out of nowhere like woah and his stveen right in the forehead and he was like WOAH WOOOAH WOAH HOLY s**t but he was still alive cus he never dies cus hes got mkikal powers and then suddenly cokie was laughing so hard because stevens eyebrows were burnt off
steven didknk know bout the eyebrows even whne cokie was laughing because he thought cokie was laughing at how ridiculus it was that he was still alive even thogh he got hit in the head with a meteorite because that is definitly something you would laugh about and besides that he was breathing in space without a helmet or air or anything which was pretty crazy too because that was him magickal powers did. little steven had a sense of humor like that he was all about the fourth wall.
then cokie gently pointed it out to him and then little steven knew he was had
he wept manly tears and his eyeliner went everywhere what was he going to do without eyebrows.
Blaxter
this was such a catastrophe toby though as he felt his own oibrawz to make sure they were still intact thankfully they were he went phew then he scooted away from manly steven because he didnt want to get eyeliner stains on his new shirt he bought it for $6 off of cokie who had rly only paid $0 for the shirt cus he stoled it with his NINJERSKEELZ from some anorexic by the name of julie (she lived in a castle on mars btw)
as steven was crying cokie pulled his cleaver from his jacket pocket almost removing more than steven's eyebrows, then he said hey you can have my beautfil blonde eyebrows because i dont need them cause im sexy even without them
then he chopped them off and then said hey wait we dont have any glue!!!
as steven was crying cokie pulled his cleaver from his jacket pocket almost removing more than steven's eyebrows, then he said hey you can have my beautfil blonde eyebrows because i dont need them cause im sexy even without them
then he chopped them off and then said hey wait we dont have any glue!!!
The Iconoclast
speaking of six dollars said toby even though nobody was talking about it it was just a coincidence i have it right here if we can find a really cheap horse maybe we can make glue but you can't do that because i am an emo kid who loves animals.
no actually I will pay you not to make glue out of horses i will levee a fee
a failure fee said toby, a fee for being a failure. little steven just kind of stared at him but what was he goign to say, toby was always right in the end and besides six dollars is probably not enough to buy a hoars on even the most third world plante. maybe some horse teeth but that about it.
what nobody realize was that while toby was talking he was doing what nobody ever would expect from toby because he is the face of innocens like a tragic and soft pale beautiful cherub who liek the music saves the day.
toby unzips his pants slowly and steven screams OH GOD NO GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK and in trying to pull toby in a 90 degree angle from the right flat side of the vehicle hes fall off the hood ands float into space.
brb goin 2 da moon 4 glue boy take some scissors to that hair he said and his voice got haunting and quiet like a boys church choir at the highest most prestegeous lvls of competitin as he disapears.
no actually I will pay you not to make glue out of horses i will levee a fee
a failure fee said toby, a fee for being a failure. little steven just kind of stared at him but what was he goign to say, toby was always right in the end and besides six dollars is probably not enough to buy a hoars on even the most third world plante. maybe some horse teeth but that about it.
what nobody realize was that while toby was talking he was doing what nobody ever would expect from toby because he is the face of innocens like a tragic and soft pale beautiful cherub who liek the music saves the day.
toby unzips his pants slowly and steven screams OH GOD NO GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK and in trying to pull toby in a 90 degree angle from the right flat side of the vehicle hes fall off the hood ands float into space.
brb goin 2 da moon 4 glue boy take some scissors to that hair he said and his voice got haunting and quiet like a boys church choir at the highest most prestegeous lvls of competitin as he disapears.
Blaxter
cokies jaw drops
he screams as toby managed to grab onto cokies hair and ripped a chunk out of the front and he totally started caressing his head screaming MY POOR BABY MY POOR BABY
but then cokie realised that stevens eyebrows were made of drugs lsd and cocaine and somehow he ahad inhaled some and he hallucinated that toby floated away when infact STEVEN FRLOATED AWAY
2 hours later and no sign of steven or the glue
hey eddie since youre the only girl in this car.........
he screams as toby managed to grab onto cokies hair and ripped a chunk out of the front and he totally started caressing his head screaming MY POOR BABY MY POOR BABY
but then cokie realised that stevens eyebrows were made of drugs lsd and cocaine and somehow he ahad inhaled some and he hallucinated that toby floated away when infact STEVEN FRLOATED AWAY
2 hours later and no sign of steven or the glue
hey eddie since youre the only girl in this car.........
