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>month you were born



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>1 - I ate



>2 - I needed



>3 - I RAN NAKED WITH



>4 - I beat



>5 - I smoked with



>6 - I cuddled with



>7 - l ran shirtless with



>8 - I banged



>9 - I hugged



>10 - I robbed



>11 - I stabbed



>12 - I killed



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>Pick the day you were born on



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>01 - A toothbrush



>02 - a dog



>03 -a hottie



>04 - A homo



>05 - a rock star



>06 - my lover



>07 - a glass of milk



>08 - my boyfriend



>09 - the kool-aid man



>10 - Paris Hilton



>11 - the trojan man



>12 - a teletubby



>13 - a porn star



>14 - a drink



>15 - a horse



>16 - a pot head



>17 - a bum



>18 - a stripper



>19 - a condom



>20 - a crack head



>21 - a homeless guy



>22 - Barney the dinosaur



>23 - the cookie monster



>24 - a easter egg



>25 -a bowl of cereal



>26 - a golf ball



>27 - a bag of weed



>28 - a french fry



>29 - your mom



>30 - a mop



>31 - Ur grandma



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>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing



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>White - because that hoe stole my taco



>Black - because I'm sexy like that



>Pink - Because I'm good in bed



>Red - because I have AMAZING boobs



>brown- because I had to



>Polka Dots - because I hate my boyfriend!!!



>Purple - because I'm gay



>Gray - because I love marijuana



>Other - because I have double D's



>Green - because I love to snort cocaine.



>Orange - because I smoked crack



>Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose



>blue - because I'm a pimp



>Shirtless - because I've got abs



>Ty dye- because I didn't like the way they looked at me



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