We. Are. G-o-i-n-g...To. The. BEACH! YAY!
We shall frolick among the seagulls and dance with unihorns! We shall sing our songs with the merpeople and tell our sad, taste-less jokes to unsuspecting beach people! It shall be a truly great time!
So, if you go to the beach sometime soon, (Tomorrow), look for us! For we shall be there...waiting...watching...STALKING!! AUGHHHHHH!!! Joking...haha...or am I?...
Tee hee! I am so excited!!!!!!!!1! xd And so are you! Admit it!!
OK NOW THE FUNNY COMMERCIAL I SAW!!!!
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"What's that?".
"It's a swear jar!".
"A what?".
"A swear jar! Every time you swear you put a quarter in the jar and the money goes towards buying something for the office!".
"Oh, wow! That's f***'in awesome!".
"I totally f***'in agree with you!".
--Later That Day--
"Can I borrow your pen?".
"..."
"Can I borrow your pen...?".
"..."
"Can I f***'in borrow your pen?!".
"Damn straight, b***h!".
"Thanks".
----
"Here are you f***ing copies".
"Thanks...".
"Your damn welcome!".
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"So what the f*** did you do last night, man?"
"Oh you know, got home, took a shower, then went to bed".
"That sounds f***ing awesome!".
"I know, you d**k!".
**They Both Laugh**
"Get your asses back to work you f***ing d**k-heads!".
"Aye, Aye captain!" *Said Together*.
--Before They Call It A Day--
"Guys, I'm am so glad we decided to do the whole jar-quarter thing. I happen to think we made a great purchase with the money!"
"Me too."
"Should we toast to that?"
"Aye!"
**They all hold their beers up in a toast**
I Thought It Was So Funny!!
We shall frolick among the seagulls and dance with unihorns! We shall sing our songs with the merpeople and tell our sad, taste-less jokes to unsuspecting beach people! It shall be a truly great time!
So, if you go to the beach sometime soon, (Tomorrow), look for us! For we shall be there...waiting...watching...STALKING!! AUGHHHHHH!!! Joking...haha...or am I?...
Tee hee! I am so excited!!!!!!!!1! xd And so are you! Admit it!!
OK NOW THE FUNNY COMMERCIAL I SAW!!!!
____________________________________________________________________
"What's that?".
"It's a swear jar!".
"A what?".
"A swear jar! Every time you swear you put a quarter in the jar and the money goes towards buying something for the office!".
"Oh, wow! That's f***'in awesome!".
"I totally f***'in agree with you!".
--Later That Day--
"Can I borrow your pen?".
"..."
"Can I borrow your pen...?".
"..."
"Can I f***'in borrow your pen?!".
"Damn straight, b***h!".
"Thanks".
----
"Here are you f***ing copies".
"Thanks...".
"Your damn welcome!".
----
"So what the f*** did you do last night, man?"
"Oh you know, got home, took a shower, then went to bed".
"That sounds f***ing awesome!".
"I know, you d**k!".
**They Both Laugh**
"Get your asses back to work you f***ing d**k-heads!".
"Aye, Aye captain!" *Said Together*.
--Before They Call It A Day--
"Guys, I'm am so glad we decided to do the whole jar-quarter thing. I happen to think we made a great purchase with the money!"
"Me too."
"Should we toast to that?"
"Aye!"
**They all hold their beers up in a toast**
I Thought It Was So Funny!!
