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Mmmkay, so today, I went to Target, and saw a really cute guy. I just like to notice people, even the ones that seem to fade into the background. But then he started following me around. So I snuk into the tampon aisle, and he still followed me, so I went into the bathroom. I called a buddy of mine, and he showed up as I was walking out of the bathroom. The guy was still standing there, looking at the clothes...in the women's section. I discretely pointed him out to my male friend there, and he started laughing. I asked him what was so funny. He knew the guy, because his friend, who is also another one of my friends, had set him up to follow me around somewhere. Earlier that day, he had called, to see what I was doing that day.I said I was goint to Target. He sent the guy to follow me around. Here's why(this is the kicker): I forgot I promised I would buy him some of this face cream my friend discovered works really well. He's was too shy to get it, so I said would. You know how some girls send their husbands or boyfriends in the store to buy personal products? It was one of those, but with pimple cream... As we're standing at the register (all 3 of us) the guy who was following me asked if I would buy him a sucker, and a pack of gum. stare So I said okay, 'cause I nice like that. So as we're driving home, (and he drove 'cause I still can't, I had to have my mommy drop me off) we passed a Wendy's, and he went in, and ordered one of everything off of the value menu, and sat in the car with my other buddy, and they both stuffed their faces, they gave me all the slightly healthier stuff, like the salad thingys. And about 4 minutes after they finished, the driver barfed all over the passenger's lap. I was in the back thank god. But then the ppassenger saw vomit, and also vomited. I ended up driving on the back roads back to my house, and taking care of both of them. Thang god we have like 6 couches in our house. I stuffed them both full of chicken soup, and Gatorade. And that's how I spent my Saturday... The End
hotredhed · Sun Apr 17, 2005 @ 08:12pm · 0 Comments |
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